You should be ashamed of yourself.I've defended the guy several times before, but hey, how hard can it be to buy a couple of decent footballers when the transfer budget has "no limit"? Any muppet could do it.
-How much for Vidal?
-He's not for sale!
-Here's £60m.
-Here's his number.
*Ring ring!*
Hello Arturo, we want you to come and play for the famous Man Utd!
-Ehhr thanks, but I'm pretty happy here!
-Your weekly wages will be....ONE BILLION pounds!
-Where do I sign?
-Oh, I almost forgot, how are your knees?
-Erhhh..fine thanks, why don't you check out my new youtube video of me training!?
*click*
-Hello? ...Mr.Woodward? Helooooo?
Articles today in both The Express and Daily Mail stating we have agreed a 5 year deal at 182k per week with Vidal and are just trying to put a package together for Juve before the deadline..
Interesting stuff.
Ah the Mail, gospel of bollocks.Articles today in both The Express and Daily Mail stating we have agreed a 5 year deal at 182k per week with Vidal and are just trying to put a package together for Juve before the deadline..
Interesting stuff.
We're that desperate that Juve hold all the cards.
It should really just be a case of Woodward ringing up and saying 'what's it gonna take?' and then when they quote a number, just pay it.
If that means overpaying then feck it, we need the player and we've overpaid for everyone else this window. We can't bargain at this moment in time.
One word - Hargreaves.
Vidal's knee and our medical staff have started to play on my mind (and I imagine Woodward's too).
Perhaps we'd be better off buying two cheaper, energetic mids/utility men? Blind and De Jong?
Vidal is a beast but the last thing we need is another Hargreaves.
We're that desperate that Juve hold all the cards.
We're that desperate that Juve hold all the cards.
It should really just be a case of Woodward ringing up and saying 'what's it gonna take?' and then when they quote a number, just pay it.
If that means overpaying then feck it, we need the player and we've overpaid for everyone else this window. We can't bargain at this moment in time.
I love it.
"How much?"
"£500m."
"Done."
"And Kagawa."
"Great."
"And Hernandez."
"Fine."
"And Rooney, Van Persie, De Gea, Mata, Jones and Valencia."
"Alright then."
"And Di Maria."
"Very we-...............ah crap!!"
Throw in matherto while you're at it
Yeah i have read other people say its not a bad injury Vidal has and is quite common. Imo we are just using the knee as a bargaining tool, if we don't end up signing him then i am wrong but i expect us to get him before the deadline, well if we really ARE in for him that is.
"That was a pretty good punchline wasn't it?"
"Was it?"
"Yeah, it was as good as Scholesy's predictions."
"Dawhohohohohohoho!!!"
Can we also throw in Kevin?
The general context if Vidal training by himself, regularly and that not being a problem seems clear.Respect for the guy for trying to give us some info, but seriously I didn't understand 50% of that!
Hypothetical question...
Would you give up Mata if that's what was needed to get Vidal?
I have always thought it a bit fishy that some Twitter journo's were saying we had agreed terms with Vidal weeks ago and then Vidal goes and sells his house etc. Its like its been all but done for ages now but why delay it?, it must be Utd using his knee to get a few million knocked of the price.We'll get him...if we haven't already.
Nout much, same reports repeated from June/JulyHe's been linked to Utd all summer, so what's happened now that warranted a title change?
But they didnt report that we've approached him at that moment right? So it could be that at this moment they also just dont know.The fact that we approached him earlier in the summer is promising. I reckon we'll launch a bid soon going by the reports. Hopefully anyway.
Bingo!Hargreaves' injury was tendonitis though, isn't Vidal only a torn meniscus? That's a fairly common knee injury and one of the easiest to fix and heal.
On paper that looks like a great formation, but in reality we'd get battered down the flanks because of the lack of width.I could live with this team
Hargreaves' injury was tendonitis though, isn't Vidal only a torn meniscus? That's a fairly common knee injury and one of the easiest to fix and heal.
On paper that looks like a great formation, but in reality we'd get battered down the flanks because of the lack of width.
On paper that looks like a great formation, but in reality we'd get battered down the flanks because of the lack of width.
I could live with this team
Bullshit, Di Maria can go out wide and it has two offensive fullbacks aswell...
Still not sure that front three have as much mobility and dynamism as you'd want.