Arne Slot | Liverpool manager (Posture Watch)

The real burning question is when will he have his first pop at United and what will it be about? I'm going for the old classic of questioning a refereeing decision that goes our way.
 
StamsShinyHead said:
He already has Darwin if he wants a bag of shite.
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I'm genuinely curious. Is this something that happens frequently in top level football or is it just Liverpool PR team trying to make Slot look like a macho revolutionist, not doing a good job at it, and trolling him in the process?
 
Surely it would be better to do the stool samples after the bike ride. This fella's a sex masochist.
 
RedChisel said:
The real burning question is when will he have his first pop at United and what will it be about? I'm going for the old classic of questioning a refereeing decision that goes our way.
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Would be a good start. Always good to stick with the classics early doors.
 
RedChisel said:
The real burning question is when will he have his first pop at United and what will it be about? I'm going for the old classic of questioning a refereeing decision that goes our way.
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If he s a proper Feijenoord man, and EtH obv an Ajax man then im sure those digs will come naturally.
 
might help them stop shots, but that won’t help when they’ve been arrested for looking like a paedophile.
 
No signings for them yet.

Just playing with literal shit and a keeper coach living out his Cyclops cosplay.

Cool.
 
I’m sure it won’t end up as bad as we did, but, genuinely, Fergie to Moyes vibes for them so far this summer.

A club icon and leader leaving, being replaced by a manager stepping up to his first ‘top-level’ job. No new signings and potential inefficiencies/signs of emerging fan unrest at a board level. Top players staying, but in their early 30s on large contracts.

Let’s hope they sign Leroy Fer on deadline day and leave it at that.
 
Liverpool lost a Pre-Season friendly 1-0 today against Preston with a lot of their first team playing a part, for some reason it hasnt been given the same coverage United losing 1-0 to Rosenberg got.
 
RedRocket9908 said:
Liverpool lost a Pre-Season friendly 1-0 today against Preston with a lot of their first team playing a part, for some reason it hasnt been given the same coverage United losing 1-0 to Rosenberg got.
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Just wait until that improved peripheral vision kicks in.
 
RedRocket9908 said:
Liverpool lost a Pre-Season friendly 1-0 today against Preston with a lot of their first team playing a part, for some reason it hasnt been given the same coverage United losing 1-0 to Rosenberg got.
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Sky Sports website had a huge yellow ticker about United losing last week.
 
Liverpool edged out by Preston in first pre-season friendly

By Chris Shaw at the AXA Training Centre

Liverpool were edged out 1-0 by Preston North End in a behind-closed-doors pre-season friendly at the AXA Training Centre on Friday.

The Reds – for whom 25 players got minutes – fashioned several promising chances, particularly during the first half, but it was the visitors who found the only goal, Robbie Brady scoring with an excellent effort from distance.

The game was just three minutes old when the home side released Ben Doak into space via the left channel. The forward lined up a strike as he moved in on the angle but was blocked out by Brad Potts at the last.

From their next chance, Mohamed Salah narrowly cleared the crossbar with a good volley from inside the area after Preston had only partially cleared Kostas Tsimikas’ cross on an overlap down the left.

Both Harvey Elliott and Conor Bradley saw edge-of-the-box efforts deflected just wide to the right, and from the latter restart, Doak flicked a header off target when picked out free at the far post.

Liverpool were enjoying the vast majority of the ball and they carved out another strong chance with 26 on the clock. A dinked ball into the box was invitingly sent across the face of goal by Salah for Elliott, whose attempt to nudge in was denied as Preston goalkeeper Freddie Woodman reacted quickly to get palms on it.

And then against the run of play, just shy of the half-hour mark, the visitors found the net instead. Brady stole possession as the Reds tried to play out from the back and quickly clipped a clinical long-ranger that flew over Vitezslav Jaros and went in off the upright.

Slot deployed 10 changes to the Liverpool team at the outset of the second half, in which the opening 15 minutes passed by without any true goalmouth action at either end.

Luke Chambers swerved a 25-yarder too high as the contest moved towards its final quarter, and Lewis Koumas got too much on a shot soon after, having been teed up for the strike by Tyler Morton’s forward pass.

Slot’s men continued to try to turn their greater share of the ball into an equaliser; only an important block denied Trey Nyoni when he shimmied into the area and blasted at goal, before a low volley from Kaide Gordon was caught by the ’keeper.

But Preston held firm to preserve their one-goal advantage and the Reds now turn focus towards their three-match tour of the USA, which begins on Tuesday.
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SalfordRed18 said:
No signings for them yet.

Just playing with literal shit and a keeper coach living out his Cyclops cosplay.

Cool.
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Hang on...you've signed some bloke with a big forehead and Phil Jones MkII and you think that's enough to make up a 22 point deficit? I'd say our literal shit is still good enough for a top4 finish and a good cup run or two.

Though those glasses do look bloody daft!!
 
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