Arne Slot | Liverpool manager (Posture Watch)

Looks like he’s wearing a fat suit. Like a small man wrapped in a costume.
Are we sure Ant & Dec isn’t inside?
 
Happy that he is a Liverpool manager. I have a really good feeling that this will be disaster for them.
 
I'm a scouser now, oi la' fancy a shag.

I don't know how scousers talk :(

Hope he'll do well. Great trainer and an allround great guy. Doing well in our league means little though. At least he can speak proper English. Now make like Ten Hag and buy Jahanbakhsh for 95 milion.
 
I see so much sarcasm on here about Slot, which I understand if you don't know the guy. But, everywhere he has worked, he did excellent. I think he will be a great succes and you can quote me on it down the line
 
Interesting that the two other main options being reported (after Alonso became impossible) was Valverde and Spalletti.

I know Edwards and co are data nerds foremost but Valverde in particular is surprising.
 
Interesting that his title is coach and not manager. Is that a modern football thing or just a sign of a different structure?
 
I see so much sarcasm on here about Slot, which I understand if you don't know the guy. But, everywhere he has worked, he did excellent. I think he will be a great succes and you can quote me on it down the line

He's dutch, bald and the next Liverpool manager. That's all you need to know really. None of this is serious.
 
I see so much sarcasm on here about Slot, which I understand if you don't know the guy. But, everywhere he has worked, he did excellent. I think he will be a great succes and you can quote me on it down the line
Thats usually the bare minimum requirement for top clubs though
 
Slot will be a machine for Liverpool. His squad will be known as the Slot Machine.
 
How does he actually play? Interesting for Liverpool. Didn’t seem to be much time at all wasted once Alonso clearly wasn’t coming. Not much if a saga, more like a money ball decision.