Everest Red
Reddest ever
I'll tell you what, if we don't sign him, at least we know we've got some damn good philosophers on this site. Yet another intriguing theory. Maybe Louis will want some philosophers from Redcafe to join his team.
LvG is most defiantly an essentialist, whereas I'm more of an existentialist. It'd be a severe ideological clash. I reject your hypothetical job offer with Louis.