Agree that at this point it's stupid to continue because one refuse to acknowledge the basic of football.
Why would GK being proud of being hard to beat at the near post if it's god given for every GK? How many Henry are there? What players in previous generation does Henry's finishing resemble of? Why is the goal vs Barcelona is considered as special if everyone can instinctively pull off on regular basis?
Your last paragraph pretty much betrayed your whole point. The terrible GKs are those who don't do basic well. Everyone know a well executed shot to far corner is more guaranteed goal than well struck near post (GK is trained to guard near post), yet you never saw coaches tell GK to try position to cover far corner more. Already repeat the reason behind it: near post requires less skill and more to be aimed at by shooters.
Are you LVG? The pioneer for playing attacker on opposite wing of their strong foot and restrict shooting unless it's a clear chance (well executed shot to far post is more guaranteed for goal!)