How the feck did we not know it'd have to be in Spanish? feck me.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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I hope he didn't leave that money in australia.
Makes joe kinear look professional.
Give it another hour and a half.
If this is true, they are really incompetent idiots.
How they didn't think that the documents in Spain must be translated into Spanish.
Can you imagine our gang quickly getting hold of some translator to write such an expensive contract.
It's becoming a sitcom
Sorry for ignoring the Twitter thread, but..
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As far as El Correo are concerned it's done, just crossing Ts and dotting Is. Hopefully, for the sanity of Man United fans, they're right.Expand
do google translate lads..
It's not like we've never bought a player from a Spanish club before. If David Gill was here, he'd know that it should be in Spanish.
Damn Woodward!
Damn Woodward!
El Correo? Is that Spanish for 'that bloke off Corrie'?
THAT'S who we need handling this...
We'd be walking out of there with free ladies for the night...
This is hilarious.
Berba levels.
Berba levels.
Yeah. Pretty sure if one of the United officials called Rummenigge a few weeks ago and asked nicely how that all worked, we would have helped you a bit with some of this nonsense. It's insane that you waited until the last day to trigger the release clause of a Bilbao player.
Yeah, they've gone there, but they forgot the papers.. Next trip they'll take the papers, but forget the money may be...
We're Manchester United! We don't go jive talking around bongo-bongo land for anybody, mate, we'll use the Queen's English, nothing but and rightly so!
Actually it's news to me too. I thought ALL contracts/legal documents should be in English as an universal rule.
Oh just run it through google translator and click print for FFS.
It's not the fact that this transfer might fall through that worries me, it's the fact that the club may well be run by incompetent noobs that is sending electrifying chills through my spine...
Surely there has to be some firings after this mess.
This has to be a pisstake
Becoming? Its a bloody pantomime. I'm just waiting for someone in a clown mask to walk onto the stage.
Don't really need translate that mate, crossing Ts and dotting Is in any language means it's more or less done.
Gill? You've been here the whole time?!
Edit - I have so many questions!
Edit 2 - Looking back, what was the greatest signing we ever made? What was the worst?
Edit 3 - Did we ever have a warchest? Was it actually in a chest? How much of the warchest remains?
This whole thing smacks of a student rushing to e-mail an assignment in on time but he doesn't know what word format he's supposed to save it as.
My farts probably also send electrifying chills through your spine, so that's not saying much.
This is by far the most crazy Transfer window we've had..
I reckon they're just winding us up now. We should pay in coins.
What would David gill do if he was hear right now,
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through,
That's what David gill would do...
Woodward should feature in the big bang theory.
Crossing T's, dotting I's and flipping !'s.
The meltdown if this doesn't happen will be fantastic.
Moyes, woodward, herrera and fellaini are probably gathered round a laptop pissing themselves laughing the the two threads since half nine this morning.
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