Ander Herrera is a Manchester United Player!

[OB]

We're not signing him, are we?

 

[Eirik Raude]

We're going to end up with Fellaini for 30 million pounds, and that's it. Summer of summers.

 

[Crumpsall Red]

You reading this shit Mahoney?

 

[Sir Matt]

We're fecking clueless, aren't we?

 

[thegregster]

I think they're all off to a bar to celebrate signing him at the last minute.

Only when they wake up, hungover, still with the bag of cash will the realisation dawn...

Reminds me of the Blackadder goes fourth episode where George has to telegram his Uncle.

 

[Red Hand Devil]

Welcome to the biggest club in the world.

That's in Spain isn't it - Ibiza to be precise?

 

[Mister Ed]

And we just couldnt get this shit done 7 days ago, could we?

Yeah indeed....

 

[dumbo]

It's like an episode of The Apprentice.

 

[Revan]

I am laughing in a hysterical sad laughter.

 

[iAm20Legend]

We'll get this in injury time lads.

 

[Summit]

Epic fails all over in this window. Oh my.

 

[Siorac]

It's starting to remind of the infamous Norwegian package thread.

In the end we'll find out that Herrera doesn't even exist, Bilbao just built a puppet from old newspapers and from some shitty fabric to fool us.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Eddie seems to be out of his depth on this...is it too late to call in a consultancy firm to help us conclude this deal?

 

[jeston]

♫ Yesterdayy,
All our troubles seemed so farr awayyy.
Herrera was coming here to stayy,
But now he's not. He's clearly gay. Didn't want him anyway. cnut.

 

[MoneyMay]

Is it safe for me to make a few match comps? I really believe he's ours.

 

[Drifter]

Fellaini as left the ground,and there's me thinking he was staying over.

 

[Duafc]

 

[Revan]

♫ Yesterdayy,
All our troubles seemed so farr awayyy.
Herrera was coming here to stayy,
But now he's not. He's clearly gay. Didn't want him anyway. cnut.

 

[Summit]

Bring Gill back.

 

[Eirik Raude]

I think they're all off to a bar to celebrate signing him at the last minute.

Only when they wake up, hungover, still with the bag of cash will the realisation dawn...

Awesome! Hangover 4!

 

[Mister Ed]

We'll get this in injury time lads.

There is no injury time with transfers, either you get it done before the market closes or you don't !

 

[Varun]

Are we run by amateurs? This is beyond ridiculous if true.

 

[forevrared]

♫ Yesterdayy,
All our troubles seemed so farr awayyy.
Herrera was coming here to stayy,
But now he's not. He's clearly gay. Didn't want him anyway. cnut.

This doesn't deserve to be buried on the bottom of the last page.

 

[Dominos]

It's like an episode of The Apprentice.

Can imagine these chumps sat opposite to Fergie in the boardroom when they get back trying to explain how they managed to feck this up. "You're a bunch of bloody amateurs!"

 

[swooshboy]

Reminds me of the Blackadder goes fourth episode where George has to telegram his Uncle.

That's the one - was trying to remember which scenario it was!!

 

[Summit]

♫ Yesterdayy,
All our troubles seemed so farr awayyy.
Herrera was coming here to stayy,
But now he's not. He's clearly gay. Didn't want him anyway. cnut.

 

[Red Hand Devil]

The Glazers are making a low-budget version of Reservoir Dogs.

"Puddle Puppies"

 

[holdsteady]

Laughably inept.

The morons won't even lose their jobs either.

 

[Massive Spanner]

I'm not usually one for overreactions, I think we can all agree on that, but feck Woody up the fecking bumhole the fecking feckfaced feckasaured feck. I WANT HERRERA GOD DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T I HAVE HIM YOU RELEASE CLAUSE NON-UNDERSTANDING cnuts?

*ahem*

 

[Antisocial]

@English_AS 49s
Man Utd's reps have just left the LFP offices without leaving Herrera's buy-out clause, apparently they need to sort out more paperwork.

You just have to laugh at this stage

Jesus Christ get me on a plane take me to Spain and ill sort this ducking transfer out.

Time for a muppet revolution?

 

[Castia]

We make the Xbox PR team look good.

 

[Revan]

It's all right. If we fail tonight, we can try to pay his release clause on 31 January.

 

[Siorac]

Will we get to a 100 pages before the deadline?

 

[CassiusClaymore]

BBC said that although Herrera has a buy out clause, there's some complication in that his team don't agree to the sale, meaning he is effectively buying the contract out. But we'd give him the money, which would be subject to tax.

Meaning we'd have to potentially pay 50% extra on top of the fee if it was challenged by their taxman.

Sounds risky and a dodgy move.

Ho hum.

Yeah but they're saying we will challenge the tax situation and most likely win.

 

[Mickeza]

It's all right. If we fail tonight, we can try to pay his release clause on 31 January.

 

[Danny1982]

Into the last three hours...

 

[#07]

It's all right. If we fail tonight, we can try to pay his release clause on 31 January.

You mean fail to pay it on 31 January 2014, right? Losing faith here...

 

[Summit]

So we have left becuase we forgot some paper work. I bet Edd has left the money on the plane.

 

[Sixpence]

We should just outsource it all. Get a proper company in to sort these things out.

 

[antohan]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! What paperwork?

PS) Obvs not @wr8 just @the world!

The cheque needing ED's signature on it?