Ander Herrera is a Manchester United Player!

[Red Dreams]

http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/...aini-races-away-from-everton-training-ground/

Fellani running away from Everton ground?

 

[.Phil1968]

Probably just bought an English-Spanish dictionary and are using the back of a fag packet to write it on,come on United sort it out my beer and tobacco are running out.

 

[Castia]

It's not the fact that this transfer might fall through that worries me, it's the fact that the club may well be run by incompetent noobs that is sending electrifying chills through my spine...

For once I actually agree with you. New players or not this summer has been a complete shambles and I know it's fun to joke about Woodward but he generally seems fecking useless.

 

[Cantona07]

I am losing hope. F**k this

 

[SER19]

The meltdown if this doesn't happen will be fantastic.

oh to have a billionaire russian owner that throws money at anything that moves

 

[antohan]

Sorry for ignoring the Twitter thread, but..

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As far as El Correo are concerned it's done, just crossing Ts and dotting Is. Hopefully, for the sanity of Man United fans, they're right.

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But it seems Ed skipped school that day

 

[::sonny::]

http://sportingpreview.com/football2013-1/2013577.php

A convoy of Manchester United is there

 

[devilish]

I am losing hope. F**k this

Focus. Have faith son, have faith.

 

[Spiersey]

oh to have a billionaire russian owner that throws money at anything that moves

Or alternatively, a competent person in charge of transfers who doesn't seem out of his depth.

 

[Red Shorts]

All you cnuts moaning are a disgrace anyway. We could be on the verge of getting a top Spanish midfielder and we can't even offer him at least 100 pages? He's probably not feeling the love.

We're at full steam ahead Cap'n, we cannae take the strain!

 

[shaggy]

The meltdown if this doesn't happen will be fantastic.

She canae take the strain capt'n!

 

[MUFC07]

This whole thing smacks of a student rushing to e-mail an assignment in on time but he doesn't know what word format he's supposed to save it as.

nail on the head

 

[Nighteyes]

Woody and the officials are fecking clueless. Get Harvey Specter on this. He'll close the shit out of this deal

 

[Woodzy]

The ultimate meltdown will be when we manage to sign both and still start Giggs in midfield against Palace.

 

[SER19]

Or alternatively, a competent person in charge of transfers who doesn't seem out of his depth.

and right back to the other alternative, a russian billionaire spending millions on his favourite toy.

 

[Varun]

Woody and the officials are fecking clueless. Get Harvey Specter on this. He'll close the shit out of this deal

 

[jojojo]

If this is true, they are really incompetent idiots.
How they didn't think that the documents in Spain must be translated into Spanish.

I'm guessing they do have translations, but they may have some unsigned ones that don't have the right stamps. If we thought we could do a club to club deal we probably had enough.

As I say, I've got no way of confirming the story. I don't even know the source, I just got a copy at the end of a chain on the "eh, you're a United fan - you'll find this funny," basis.

 

[Mickeza]

Is there anyway we can get some special dispensation from the Premier league due to ineptitude and sign this guy tomorrow?

 

[devilish]

There's rumors that Paul Scholes has arrived at OT wearing a player's kit.

joke

 

[Rozay]

Surely we can make the necessary amendments to any paperwork done in time? I'd imagine the initial paperwork itself was only drawn up today.

 

[Spiersey]

and right back to the other alternative, a russian billionaire spending millions on his favourite toy.

It's okay. I'd be annoyed too. Don't worry.

 

[Red Hand Devil]

Sky are half an hour behind everything.

Maybe you've the channel on live pause?

 

[iAm20Legend]

The ultimate meltdown will be when we manage to sign both and still start Giggs in midfield against Palace.

The caf would implode

 

[Carl]

-- Carrick Herrera
Nani Rooney Kagawa
---- Van Persie

 

[Revan]

I'm guessing they do have translations, but they may have some unsigned ones that don't have the right stamps. If we thought we could do a club to club deal we probably had enough.

As I say, I've got no way of confirming the story. I don't even know the source, I just got a copy at the end of a chain on the "eh, you're a United fan - you'll find this funny," basis.

Everything is believable in this summer. I guess they have taken some extra money to pay a Spanish attorney to legalize those documents.

 

[Mystry]

Is there anyway we can get some special dispensation from the Premier league due to ineptitude and sign this guy tomorrow?

Fergie time for the transfer window? I see why not. We pay them enough.

 

[Red Dreams]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...anchester-united-said-closing-herrera-5830727

stay calm lads. Its happening. perhaps 3 midfielders

 

[stretford_oslo]

The ultimate meltdown will be when we manage to sign both and still start Giggs in midfield against Palace.

 

[Devil may care]

Woody and the officials are fecking clueless. Get Harvey Specter on this. He'll close the shit out of this deal

If Harvey Specter was working for us We'd have gotten Gundogan and Fabregas the first week the window was open and at a cut price.

Woodward is probably counting the money out in pound coins as I type.

 

[shaggy]

Is there anyway we can get some special dispensation from the Premier league due to ineptitude and sign this guy tomorrow?

Disabled people get better parking spots and seats so no reason why we shouldn't be allowed more time, could file for discrimination if not.

 

[Mockney]

It's like an episode of The Apprentice.

Tonight, 'Team Desperado' jet off to Spain to haggle over 73kg of Basque Midfielder. Will team leader David's efforts impress Sir Alex?

 

[Red Hand Devil]

Surely we can make the necessary amendments to any paperwork done in time? I'd imagine the initial paperwork itself was only drawn up today.

Drawn up by Tony Hart & he's been dead a few years now for fecks sake...

 

[DFreshKing]

'what's spanish for centre midfield?, feck it they know what it means, send it i'm bored.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

-- Carrick Herrera
Nani Rooney Kagawa
---- Van Persie

Its going to be Fellaini behind RVP for hoof ball.

 

[sglowrider]

Its like they are doing this transfer marlarkey for the very first time.
Who would have thought so.

 

[SER19]

It's okay. I'd be annoyed too. Don't worry.

i thought we were fantastic yesterday to be honest, happy with the squad. wont be too put out if we dont add.

 

[gaz1185]

Its going to be Fellaini behind RVP for hoof ball.

Fellaini won't play behind the striker for us, he'll be back to his natural role.

 

[Rozay]

Just bring my boy home Woody.

 

[Varun]

Just bring my boy home Woody.

Is he a CM?

 

[Carl]

Its going to be Fellaini behind RVP for hoof ball.

Shush you.