The player's we want have/had release clauses that we've known about and aren't that ridiculous, and we've somehow managed to take it to the final few hours of the transfer window for both. Amazing.
Ander Herrera is a Manchester United Player!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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You can just hear the "We're happy with our squad" when nothing happens with this.
Maybe I'm just being miserable..
Maybe I'm just being miserable..
Flight's about 2 and a half hours as well.....
This is exactly what we will hear.
By the way, I blame whoever changed the thread title first. I told you so: changing it is a curse.
It will happen chill out people. Medicals take a bit of time. We are too big a club to mess up a deadline day deal
Losing hope - and I'd be extremely pissed off if we are to sign not a single player this summer given our OBVIOUS problems in the central midfield area..
Jesus how many times...he doesn't have to physically fly over before the window shuts. They can tie up all the loose ends while he is abroad.
I've never known us to miss out on a player through running out of time. If a deal can be done then I'm sure it will be. We won't miss out due to a lack of time.
We have a banker in charge.
They've fecked up the entire world's economy, a football club can't be too difficult.
We'll get this done, don't worry. Athletic need to stop being such c*nts and accept the cash straight from us rather than through the league.
We've never had Woodward in charge though, guy is slower than a snail.
No squeaky bum time today lads, just plain old shit your pants time.
This is Woodward you talking about. Who has proven to be out of his depth this summer.
You don't know what is going on or how good he is at his job.
Edward Woodward: 'We're delighted to announce of signing Ander Herrera as our new sponsor'.
This will not happen.
Yep, Ed Woodward got sucked into a time vortex on the way back from Australia this summer, how useful was flight tracker then? We need to fly out to Spain and wait outside his house for something to happen.
Ho ho ho
Not happening. Cocks away lads
One of the Athletic forums has gone one better. They've got a thread titled, "Definitive: Herrera leaving" and another thread called, "Definitive: Herrera staying" (in Spanish of course). The opening posts in both threads are identical except for a "stays" or "goes".
He clearly isn't. If we heading into the last day without making a summer signing and can't even sign Fellaini. Nevermind Herrera. Fellaini transfer is baffling. We had all summer to do that deal.
I know we'll never get a proper, honest reason, but I'd love to know why we left this one so late.
I heard he's been in the Bermuda Triangle.
at botond.Oh well, next summer it is.
Stephen Ireland just signed for Stoke, so there goes our backup option.
Reason - Ed Woodward.
feck it, someone start a "Shane long" thread.
Sign him up...
Sign him up...
They will shortly be waking up from their siestas. Don't give up hope.
Sources close to the club have announced that next years Manchester United kit will feature a headshot of Ander Herrera. It is also understood that the player will remain at Athletic Bilbao.
Wouldn't we be prepared for all that though? Who in the football world wouldn't know what rules they have in Spain for transferring a player? There's enough of them that move over here. I call bullshit on that one.
I was just getting onto the vinegar strokes, now i've had to put my cocks away I am left with smurf bollocks.
some people saying on twatter that the Herrara bid is really just a blackmail decoy to pressure Everton to release Fellaini to us.
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