ALL Ronaldo's future/comments/speculation

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So Tevez did not say that stuff? how could AS get away with this shit?
 
mixed collection in the Spanish/Portuguese press today.

Heinze (insult chosen insult here) says that while he doesn't know what the outcome of any negotiations might be, Ron belongs to United and SAF's right to try and keep it that way.
I didn't see the TV interview so don't know the context or the details. There's a summary at:
http://lta.reuters.com/article/sportsNews/idLTAN2538134220080725

Rumours:
Schuster is getting nervous and has apparently told his bosses to at least get Van der Vaart sorted.
(Madrid are currently being re-linked to everyone - Villa, Benzema and Adebayor all get a mention as "if they don't get Ron" options - whatever)

Ron is apparently getting impatient that Madrid have failed to even open negotiations with United. This is spun in different ways by different papers:
Marca say that's a sign that Madrid are sticking to their strategy of getting United to make the first move. :rolleyes:
Others suggest that Ron's fed up with that Calderon speech about Madrid being passive observers and isn't impressed by their lack of action.

Actual news (kind of) from the LA paparazzi:
Ron's now at the limping with crutches stage (when he's not wearing that walking cast) and can hobble around a bit (with the cast on)
 
Ronaldo walks into a doctors surgery.

"Doc, I seem to have a problem," says Ronaldo. "Every time I look in the mirror I get sexually aroused."

"I'm not surprised," retorts the doctor. "You're a cnut."

Surely you mean-

Ronaldo walks into a doctors surgery.

"Doc, I seem to have a problem," says Ronaldo. "Every time I look in the mirror I get a hard on."

"I'm not surprised," retorts the doctor. "You're a prick."
 
mixed collection in the Spanish/Portuguese press today.

Heinze (insult chosen insult here) says that while he doesn't know what the outcome of any negotiations might be, Ron belongs to United and SAF's right to try and keep it that way.
I didn't see the TV interview so don't know the context or the details. There's a summary at:
http://lta.reuters.com/article/sportsNews/idLTAN2538134220080725

Rumours:
Schuster is getting nervous and has apparently told his bosses to at least get Van der Vaart sorted.
(Madrid are currently being re-linked to everyone - Villa, Benzema and Adebayor all get a mention as "if they don't get Ron" options - whatever)

Ron is apparently getting impatient that Madrid have failed to even open negotiations with United. This is spun in different ways by different papers:
Marca say that's a sign that Madrid are sticking to their strategy of getting United to make the first move. :rolleyes:
Others suggest that Ron's fed up with that Calderon speech about Madrid being passive observers and isn't impressed by their lack of action.

Actual news (kind of) from the LA paparazzi:
Ron's now at the limping with crutches stage (when he's not wearing that walking cast) and can hobble around a bit (with the cast on)

Hey Real we have the best player in the world how about we sell him to you :lol:
 
Ronaldo and probably Mendes too were probably naive enough and believed Madrid when they said they will try anything to buy him. They did underestimate our Sir Alex though and had to make a step back
 
Surely you mean-

Ronaldo walks into a doctors surgery.

"Doc, I seem to have a problem," says Ronaldo. "Every time I look in the mirror I get a hard on."

"I'm not surprised," retorts the doctor. "You're a prick."

Still wrong. That only works if he's gay. It should be

Ronaldo walks into a doctors surgery.

"Doc, I seem to have a problem," says Ronaldo. "Every time I look in the mirror I get a hard on."

"I'm not surprised," retorts the doctor. "You're a cnut."
 
ronaldo walks on a porn set

Director says: Who are you?

Ronaldo says: I'm the cnut

:p
 
Dr : You have to stop Masturbating

Ronaldo : Why???

Dr: Because I'm going to examine you..


Oh noes...
 
mixed collection in the Spanish/Portuguese press today.

Heinze (insult chosen insult here) says that while he doesn't know what the outcome of any negotiations might be, Ron belongs to United and SAF's right to try and keep it that way.
I didn't see the TV interview so don't know the context or the details. There's a summary at:
http://lta.reuters.com/article/sportsNews/idLTAN2538134220080725

Rumours:
Schuster is getting nervous and has apparently told his bosses to at least get Van der Vaart sorted.
(Madrid are currently being re-linked to everyone - Villa, Benzema and Adebayor all get a mention as "if they don't get Ron" options - whatever)

Ron is apparently getting impatient that Madrid have failed to even open negotiations with United. This is spun in different ways by different papers:
Marca say that's a sign that Madrid are sticking to their strategy of getting United to make the first move. :rolleyes:
Others suggest that Ron's fed up with that Calderon speech about Madrid being passive observers and isn't impressed by their lack of action.

Actual news (kind of) from the LA paparazzi:
Ron's now at the limping with crutches stage (when he's not wearing that walking cast) and can hobble around a bit (with the cast on)

erm.....he said that?
 
Still wrong. That only works if he's gay. It should be

Ronaldo walks into a doctors surgery.

"Doc, I seem to have a problem," says Ronaldo. "Every time I look in the mirror I get a hard on."

"I'm not surprised," retorts the doctor. "You're a cnut."

Exactly:lol:
 
Even so - the papers cant get enough of him.

Model's night with 'hot' Ron

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor

Published: Today

LADIES’ man CHRISTIANO RONALDO is “gifted in many departments”, says a socialite who claims she spent the night with the soccer ace.

Blonde Niki Ghazian described how she was invited to the Man United star’s hotel suite after meeting him at an exclusive LA club.

Niki, 26, also claimed Ronaldo had snubbed PARIS HILTON when she approached him at the same nightclub — because he dislikes skinny girls.

The FHM model said: “He explained to me that he likes curvy girls with tone and that he found Paris ‘gross’.”

Niki said that their shared night at the Beverly Hills Hotel proved Ron is “way hotter, younger and has a better body” than DAVID BECKHAM, who bared his physique in a pants advert.

And the beauty told website Thedirty.com: “He’s gifted in many departments.”

When asked if she ravaged him in his hotel room, Niki claimed: “Ravage? Lets just say I wasn’t the aggressor.”

Ronaldo, 23, has been sunning himself and enjoying boozy nights out in LA while recovering from an ankle op.

Niki also claimed she met up with the Portugal ace for a second time a few nights after their first tryst on Tuesday.

She said: “Let’s just say I’ve had a great time. He’s a cool guy.”
 
Even so - the papers cant get enough of him.

Model's night with 'hot' Ron

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor

Published: Today

LADIES’ man CHRISTIANO RONALDO is “gifted in many departments”, says a socialite who claims she spent the night with the soccer ace.

Blonde Niki Ghazian described how she was invited to the Man United star’s hotel suite after meeting him at an exclusive LA club.

Niki, 26, also claimed Ronaldo had snubbed PARIS HILTON when she approached him at the same nightclub — because he dislikes skinny girls.

The FHM model said: “He explained to me that he likes curvy girls with tone and that he found Paris ‘gross’.”

Niki said that their shared night at the Beverly Hills Hotel proved Ron is “way hotter, younger and has a better body” than DAVID BECKHAM, who bared his physique in a pants advert.

And the beauty told website Thedirty.com: “He’s gifted in many departments.”

When asked if she ravaged him in his hotel room, Niki claimed: “Ravage? Lets just say I wasn’t the aggressor.”

Ronaldo, 23, has been sunning himself and enjoying boozy nights out in LA while recovering from an ankle op.

Niki also claimed she met up with the Portugal ace for a second time a few nights after their first tryst on Tuesday.

She said: “Let’s just say I’ve had a great time. He’s a cool guy.”

slave ? :rolleyes:
 
Ron to join "Entourage"?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...er-Ronaldo-snubs-The-Hills-Lauren-Conrad.html
 
i am concerned that he is becoming a playboy. Only two years ago he said he hated alcohol, smoking and night clubs.

Its a slippery slope - - - - - -
 
Well, all his gallivanting is doing the MUFC brand no harm [shrugs]... probably got more column inches in his short vacation out there then the whole Chelsea pre-season tour last year.

Am I right or wrong yanks?
 
Well, all his gallivanting is doing the MUFC brand no harm [shrugs]... probably got more column inches in his short vacation out there then the whole Chelsea pre-season tour last year.

Am I right or wrong yanks?

Do you think he might get to understand a little that he's gotten famous over there playing for Man United, not Madrid, like Beckham did before him?
 
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