Alexis Sanchez | Udinese: No Deal Yet

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He was so excited he forgot to finish the article.

Maybe he had a twinge of guilt, remembered he's meant to be a journalist and not the male equivalent of a gossip columnist and stopped typing at that exact point, before defenestrating himself out of the 10th floor window screaming "please forgive me!"
 
I didn't realise that clubs signed players for revenge until I read that story.
 
This will indeed end in tears. This season's Ozil.

I don't think nobody's expecting him to sign for us JW. He'll most probably sign for Inter or Barcelona.
 
Nah, this summer's Özil will be Sneijder. Or Modric.

Nah, this season's Sneijder is last summer's Sneijder.

I don't think nobody's expecting him to sign for us JW. He'll most probably sign for Inter or Barcelona.

Nah, people are still hopeful that it might happen somehow, miniscule chance but thats what hope does. Pretty much similar to the Ozil situation, it was pretty obvious he was headed elsewhere.
 
Right I've read the full article now, what it says is that Barca have offered £22million plus Jefran or whatever he's called, but Pozzo will be coming to Manchester this week to hear Uniteds offer.
 
There isn't a clear runner for this seasons Ozil, plus let's hope we have a Berbatov summer. You know, where don't waste 400+ pages on a player we don't sign. So many muppets lost.
 
As its common knowledge, Fergie has said a million times he wants 3 players. 2 of them are apparently almost signed in Young and De Gea. Then its either Sneijder or Modric if he closes the deal for either of them which is still very much in the balance. That will be our only big signings along with a few unheard of younguns maybe. Yet half this forum are wanking their brains out everytime they see the names Pastor or Sanchez linked with the club when the clearly are not coming. Sorry to spoil your Sunday caftards!!
 
Why don't we chip in Obertan as well, in case Bebe may not be enough.

According to the article, Udinese want cash only amd apart from city we're the only ones willing to do that.
 
As its common knowledge, Fergie has said a million times he wants 3 players. 2 of them are apparently almost signed in Young and De Gea. Then its either Sneijder or Modric if he closes the deal for either of them which is still very much in the balance. That will be our only big signings along with a few unheard of younguns maybe. Yet half this forum are wanking their brains out everytime they see the names Pastor or Sanchez linked with the club when the clearly are not coming. Sorry to spoil your Sunday caftards!!

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As its common knowledge, Fergie has said a million times he wantshttps://www.redcafe.net/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=9887223 3 players. 2 of them are apparently almost signed in Young and De Gea. Then its either Sneijder or Modric if he closes the deal for either of them which is still very much in the balance. That will be our only big signings along with a few unheard of younguns maybe. Yet half this forum are wanking their brains out everytime they see the names Pastor or Sanchez linked with the club when the clearly are not coming. Sorry to spoil your Sunday caftards!!

What the.. Sneijder or Modric and what evidence do you have it wil be either of them? Also nobody expects us to sign Sanchez or Pastore, but the Sanchez transfer is something that United have been confirmed with being involved in. He will probably sign for Barca by the end of the week but there is just as much evidence we are in for him then there has been Modric or Sneijder.
 
What Fergie actually said was, 'I am looking at maybe three signings which would boost our overall quality in our team.'

It could be 2, it could be 5.
 
As its common knowledge, Fergie has said a million times he wants 3 players. 2 of them are apparently almost signed in Young and De Gea. Then its either Sneijder or Modric if he closes the deal for either of them which is still very much in the balance. That will be our only big signings along with a few unheard of younguns maybe. Yet half this forum are wanking their brains out everytime they see the names Pastor or Sanchez linked with the club when the clearly are not coming. Sorry to spoil your Sunday caftards!!

RULE 139 - Relating to Transfers, Muppetry;
Only outfield players count towards any specified wishlist put forward by any member of staff at any particular football club, limited but not restricted to: Manager, Assisstant Manager, Chairman, Owner, Tea-Ladies, Sources Close to the Club and ITK's.

Official rules state that Goal-keepers do not count as players, because Goal-Keepers don't have exciting youtube videos, apart from that Brazilian fella, who did an overhead kick to save a shot. fecking brilliant that was.
 
What Fergie actually said was, 'I am looking at maybe three signings which would boost our overall quality in our team.'

It could be 2, it could be 5.

Exactly. Fergie is always telling porkies regarding Transfers, I wouldn't take his word.
 
*obligatory Kermit pic*
 
I would probably jizz myself to obilivion if we sign him and Nasri/Sneidjer along with a goalkeeper as our summer signings. Please let it happen

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Federer has played one of his best ever matches on clay.

And came well short.
 
As its common knowledge, Fergie has said a million times he wants 3 players. 2 of them are apparently almost signed in Young and De Gea. Then its either Sneijder or Modric if he closes the deal for either of them which is still very much in the balance. That will be our only big signings along with a few unheard of younguns maybe. Yet half this forum are wanking their brains out everytime they see the names Pastor or Sanchez linked with the club when the clearly are not coming. Sorry to spoil your Sunday caftards!!

With Scholes leaving - I think we will probably sign 4
 
As its common knowledge, Fergie has said a million times he wants 3 players.

No, he said he was already looking at tying up deals for maybe three players but that wasn't him saying he's signing 3 no matter what, nor did it mean that once he gets 3 he's going to suddenly decide he's absolutely buying no more. He was also liquored up at the time. And that was the only time he said it.

Players change from being available or unavailable throughout the summer, if there's an opportunity for a player he likes he'll go for him even if he's already bought three - e.g. Varane, Young and De Gea are signed and Sneijder makes it known he would like to move - or if he's only been able to bring in two players and there isn't an opportunity to buy anyone else he likes he'll wait until that opportunity arises later.

The people who come into the transfer forums saying who we won't buy and talking with such certainty about how much we can't afford and who won't come to us are just as bad as those who believe we're going to buy multiple big names or a particular star name that we absolutely have to buy. Truth is no-one has a clue. God knows why just the latter are seen as 'muppets' and not the former as well.
 
Actually Brwned anyone posting in the transfer forum for any reason at all is considered a muppet. It's how much you post in this particular forum which stipulates where you rank on the muppet scale.

Gambit is winning.
 
Agreed with Brwned there. There are some people here who just like to come into transfer threads and say some thing like this "We're not going X. You all are fecking muppets". Honestly speaking these people should be banned from the transfer forum, as they fail to realize that the transfer forum is basically for speculation and muppetry, it's when the transfer muppetry goes out of transfer forum, then it's a problem.
 
The people who come into the transfer forums saying who we won't buy and talking with such certainty about how much we can't afford and who won't come to us are just as bad as those who believe we're going to buy multiple big names or a particular star name that we absolutely have to buy. Truth is no-one has a clue. God knows why just the latter are seen as 'muppets' and not the former as well.

Here here. Especially when they then post
it's then either Sneijder or Modric

Some day they will figure out that the purpose of the transfer forum is to speculate.
 
Actually Brwned anyone posting in the transfer forum for any reason at all is considered a muppet. It's how much you post in this particular forum which stipulates where you rank on the muppet scale.

Gambit is winning.

Hail the king baby.
 
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