The cat walk for the stage, which is at the Eiffel Tower, being the shape of the Eiffel Tower, is so French 
2024 Summer Olympics (Paris)
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Maybe I missed it and it was passed on but I thought he or she was running with the Olympic torch. The horse bit is something different the Olympic flag.
Solid 6 purely for not having it in a stadium, London was on a different level.
Imagine half the athletes missing tomorrow's game after catching cold.
He was, then I just presumed he was then meant to be on the horse down the Seine.
Paul Pogba
Was the Olympic anthem always this shite or is it just the choir
For English nationalists maybe. Shite for everyone else. At least people like French culture.
Ok, enough with the choir crap. Any chance of some fireworks? Or a mental drone display? Don’t leave us hanging.
Thus has been awful
I am still waiting for fireworks.
Olympic opening ceremonies are one of those things that every nation think theirs is the best.
I take it you didn't enjoy the queen going skydiving with Mr. Bond ?
Eurotrash was great.
Congratulations Roy Hodgson
Perhaps they’re leaving the greatest Frenchman Cantona until the end
Yes. I don’t remember anything about London. The British will of course not like what the French are doing.
Mr Bean was good.
Where is the Russian team?
Bore off
I'm Polish and thought that London was a 9. Different stratosphere.
It was really weird. Yer man who made Trainspotting directed it. I think someone dressed up as the queen did parkour at one point.
Mr Bean and Queen jumping from helicopter.
I wish the Brits did amirite?
After this shitshow I will never complain about UEFA draws dragging out ever again
Agreed. It was one of those truly iconic moments.
Absolutely. Always rather a very ambitious but slightly shambolic effort
I still can't believe that they put Phillipe Katherine in his string in front of billions of people.
The spice girls played too didn’t they? And they had an Aston Martin. It was basically a “how British can they make this” thing, sort of forgetting that most countries hate what Britain stands for, which, ironically, is a very British attitude.
James Bond parachuting in vs Zidane getting stuck on a train.
Wow. You’ve got issues mate.
So when will something happen? Like Celine Dion or the fire?
Ideally combine the two.
Was hoping Eric would make an appearance at some point, can't be him as the fecker was scaling up walls.
I bet that it's the United Kingdoms.
You want Celine Dion on fire?
You're defence is terrified.
Speeches should not be more than 3 minutes. No one actually listens to them.