The Spanish Inquisition?
Gaming 1836 - The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment (Hands-off) - Map & stats in second post - Final Map and Stats update - Timelapse video
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The war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
You should join Tiber's band of bitches, you could be their leader
Down south, the @Shakesey v @Stobzilla rumble is getting interesting. Shakesey enjoyed an early advantage, sieging down some provinces and appearing to have the stronger army. But Stobzilla appears to have snuck his armies past Shakesey, straight into the heart of his territory (or rather the heart of his vassals' territories). He's got his huge army marching back, but combined the two armies of Stobzilla are almost as large, and they have a better general in Nelstobz Manzilla himself (the three stars on the army). Also, Shakesey has a small rebellion going on, and to the far east there you can see some allies of Stobzilla starting to show up. He is allied to the weak Mamluks, who I guess have a couple of vassals? I was going to write a post making fun of the new mighty allies of @Stobzilla, but...
The war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
Tell him about the revanchism mechanic.
15 years to amass a wealth from Mexico and buy a literal feck load of mercenary cnuts.The war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
I'd love to help out Grib but you went and allied with an angry patch of desert instead of the crown jewel of the east.
Hobbs if you could attack Solius that'd be great
my eastern european knowledge isnt up to scratch
The mercenaries don't happen to be called the Golden Company?
Oh feck yes
@PSV is currently fighting @Igor Drefljak, @Samid and @BootsyCollins. The reason his allies aren't in it is because they didn't actually attack PSV, they attacked his ally Lithuania. That means he's probably not going to lose a lot of provinces for it, since they are more expensive to take in the peace. Hopefully for him, at least.
Things turned, @Stobzilla is in trouble. @Wing Attack Plan R finally got involved and invaded the ally of Stobzilla, so now he's at war with both. @Shakesey is making ground. I'll let it play out and update later.
love how @Solius fecked everyone there. Even his alliesThe war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
Okay wars are happening more and more now, I'm going to stop updating on every one at least until we start seeing fewer, bigger countries. I'm just going to give a quick, general update with this map:
@Stobzilla lost quite a lot of territory. @PSV is still being invaded. @Dan actually got invaded by @adexkola and @V.O. and lost already, but only lost one province. @Grib lost quite a few provinces to @Denis79, at which point @hobbers immediately attacked. This time @Walrus is helping, so there's a weird situation where Grib's entire country is being occupied, but they control the straits so they are currently occupying the entire Turkish part of hobbers' country. @Wing Attack Plan R is still trying to gobble up the Mamluks.
@Stobzilla lost quite a lot of territory. @PSV is still being invaded. @Dan actually got invaded by @adexkola and @V.O. and lost already, but only lost one province. @Grib lost quite a few provinces to @Denis79, at which point @hobbers immediately attacked. This time @Walrus is helping, so there's a weird situation where Grib's entire country is being occupied, but they control the straits so they are currently occupying the entire Turkish part of hobbers' country. @Wing Attack Plan R is still trying to gobble up the Mamluks.
@nimic at some point (maybe 1500?) it might be good to see a basic summary of how much development each player has?
for non-eu4 players, development is a fairly good indicator for generally how strong someone is
for non-eu4 players, development is a fairly good indicator for generally how strong someone is
I must be building a super army or something, biding my time
Yeah I plan on doing a bigger update then, with stats and all that good shiz. I've been pausing quite a lot to capture everything that has been happening, so we haven't really gotten very far yet. As I said, I'll slow down a bit on those updates (as far as timescale goes; I'll probably still do as many of them they will just cover more years). If particularly interesting stuff happens I'll of course try to cover that. Also if something happens to one of the countries that have so far done feck all.
So looking like Grib, Crackers and Stobzilla are the big losers so far?
You're actually now allied to both your Italian brothers, @P-Nut and @AnotherLondonManc. They're also allied to each other, so there's a lot of patriotism going on here.
Don’t worry, slave soldier mamluks, ScarJo has your back: everything will be alright in the end.
Leonidas has failed the Gribites
Decking rebellions
So far great for me. Spending my armies to fight in someone else's wars. I am stupid ruler i see.
Are me and @altodevil just chilling?
Why am I not warring?
Okay I'm going to end for tonight, but I can leave with a good news bad news for @KirkDuyt.
The bad news is that the KirkDuyt dynasty is done. KirkDuyt is now ruled by Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus.
The good news is that Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus is Holy Roman Emperor, which means KirkDuyt now has the second largest army in the world.
The
news is that if Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus dies without an heir, there will be a succession war between @adexkola and @Vidyoyo over who gets to rule @KirkDuyt (who will still exist, just have the same ruler as that country and act as a vassal).
The bad news is that the KirkDuyt dynasty is done. KirkDuyt is now ruled by Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus.
The good news is that Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus is Holy Roman Emperor, which means KirkDuyt now has the second largest army in the world.
The
news is that if Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus dies without an heir, there will be a succession war between @adexkola and @Vidyoyo over who gets to rule @KirkDuyt (who will still exist, just have the same ruler as that country and act as a vassal).We helped Denis to become richer. That is what.
P-Nut ditched you to go hang out with his Italian brothers. I think Denis79 ditched you probably to go hang around in Eastern Europe. You still have Andycoleno9, but I don't think it was technically your war, you were just called in. That way you can't call in your own allies. But that's probably also why you only lost three provinces (two of them were made into independent countries). I think you're still up from the start. I'll take a quick look tomorrow, maybe try to take a screenshot in the same spot as the first one so everyone can compare.
Too busy whoring.
You did actually take three provinces from Poland basically while I wasn't watching.
I know!!!!! And to split him 50:50
Okay I'm going to end for tonight, but I can leave with a good news bad news for @KirkDuyt.
The bad news is that the KirkDuyt dynasty is done. KirkDuyt is now ruled by Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus.
The good news is that Bartolomeus I Bartolomeus is Holy Roman Emperor, which means KirkDuyt now has the second largest army in the world.
The
Want to go halves @adexkola ?
Hehehe I've got to be me.
I see that, did I lose one, as well? Hard to tell.
edit: nope, onwards to Konigsberg!
I feel bad for @PSV. He don’t stand a chance against us Vikings!