101 Uses for Emmanuel Eboue

noodlehair said:
6. Rolling fireball of death

No army ever won a war without setting things on fire and sending them the way of the enemy.
Set Emmanuel Eboue on fire, and watch him roll his way through the entire enemy camp, causing an emmediate, unconditional surrender. Probably

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Ahhhh fecking class. Hahahaha
 
perhaps a tradmil engine?

Just strap a carpet on top of him and start running.
 
Saw Eboue's ridiculous antics against Liverpool next to his own goal and it reminded me of this thread. Why did it never make the classics?