61. Dog walker
Attach dog to the Eboue
Attach dog to the Eboue
101 Uses for Emmanuel Eboue
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61. Useful icebreaker during prolonged silences on first dates. Having an uncomfortable silence with that bird from work you want to bone? Well just unleash your Emanuel Eboue and watch as he creates havock in the cinema, hamburger bar or pub!! She'll be putty in your hands!!
I'm not sure that would work
6? Music video extra
Watch as he cleverly reinacts limp bizkits rollin
Watch as he cleverly reinacts limp bizkits rollin
65. Primitive Dyson Hoover
stick double sided sellotape to Eboue, and put him on your living room floor. Having spent so long in the Arsenal dressing room, he's guaranteed to never lose suction. Excellent for getting rid of dog hairs.
stick double sided sellotape to Eboue, and put him on your living room floor. Having spent so long in the Arsenal dressing room, he's guaranteed to never lose suction. Excellent for getting rid of dog hairs.
How many birds have you pulled without your Eboue? Order now and I'll throw in an Henry car alarm designed to whine and moan at the slightest bit of contact!!Plechazunga said:
Plechazunga said:61. Dog walker
Attach dog to the Eboue
He might get a bit tangled up but nice theory.
Stick said:
66. Putting green flattener.
useful for eradicating any unsightly bumps or grass that is sticking up.
useful for eradicating any unsightly bumps or grass that is sticking up.
67. Hose Pipe Wheel
Tired of having to wind up the hose pipe after use? Simply attach one end to the special Eboue Hose Pipe Retracting Device, and sit back with a nice pint, whilst the Eboue winds himself up.
Tired of having to wind up the hose pipe after use? Simply attach one end to the special Eboue Hose Pipe Retracting Device, and sit back with a nice pint, whilst the Eboue winds himself up.
68. Eboue ROFLcopter
Put him on the floor & watch him roll about giving you & your friends hours of laughter.
Put him on the floor & watch him roll about giving you & your friends hours of laughter.
This has turned out to be a superb thread
Big Andy said:
69. Attach a soft toy weasel and you have a crap toy. Hours of amusement there!!
70. Bakery worker to flatten the dough.
Can be hired in an Indian restaurant for roti canai as well
Can be hired in an Indian restaurant for roti canai as well
71. Nuclear Proliferation Friendly Power System
Needing to power your country without the risk of being invaded? Then get your Eboue NPFPS, no longer will you need to enrich plutonium when all you need is the combined rolling power of Eboue.
Needing to power your country without the risk of being invaded? Then get your Eboue NPFPS, no longer will you need to enrich plutonium when all you need is the combined rolling power of Eboue.
72.. Ironing/pressing utensil.
Have a backlog of workshirts that need atention, distribute them neatly on your wooden flooring and away he goes.
Have a backlog of workshirts that need atention, distribute them neatly on your wooden flooring and away he goes.
72. paddle wheel
Imagine how fast your boat/ship would be...
Imagine how fast your boat/ship would be...
73- Adequite replacement for the ROFL dub. Instead, simply write Eboue.
On a similar vein the word Eboue can be used to discribe how funny something is. To the extent you would be rolling on the floor laughing.
eg. "Bahahaha Jimmy thats so fecking Eboue."
... Not to mention it just rolls off the tongue.
On a similar vein the word Eboue can be used to discribe how funny something is. To the extent you would be rolling on the floor laughing.
eg. "Bahahaha Jimmy thats so fecking Eboue."
... Not to mention it just rolls off the tongue.
74. Oil Drill
Attack bit to feet, stuff pipeline down mouth and out arse
Attack bit to feet, stuff pipeline down mouth and out arse
75. Swimmer
Can you do the Eboue stroke? Added enjoyment of watching him drown if he can't either.
Can you do the Eboue stroke? Added enjoyment of watching him drown if he can't either.
Stick said:
hehehe
Trophy Cleaner
Got loads of trophies, say 18-5? Suspend Eboue from the ceiling and use him to buff up a nice shine
Buff
76.
Steamroller drum.
Steamroller drum.
77. Wales Destroyer
Set on fire and release in Wales
Set on fire and release in Wales
78.
Lifeless fans? not any more, thrown an Eboue at them and get a great big game of pass the diver around any stadium in the world.
Lifeless fans? not any more, thrown an Eboue at them and get a great big game of pass the diver around any stadium in the world.
79 - Alligator/Crocodile chew toy.
76.
Dragon automatic toothbrush
Dragon automatic toothbrush
77.. hare replacement at dog track
Put the fecker in the hare compartment and watch him roll round the track with no chance of any of the the dogs catching up with the fecker.
Put the fecker in the hare compartment and watch him roll round the track with no chance of any of the the dogs catching up with the fecker.
Further to this,Plechazunga said:77. Wales Destroyer
Set on fire and release in Wales
80.
Crowd disperser.
81.
Fireworks display, attach allsorts to Eboue and watch the colourful display
unfold.
Fireworks display, attach allsorts to Eboue and watch the colourful display
unfold.
81- Fire safety instructor, specialising in the Stop, Drop and Roll technique.
78
Slap a bit of velcro on him and youll never have to hoover your carpets again.
Slap a bit of velcro on him and youll never have to hoover your carpets again.
This thread should have been in rhyme...
81.
Angry? Simply take Eboue to the top of the stairs and drop, again and again..and again..
Angry? Simply take Eboue to the top of the stairs and drop, again and again..and again..
81.5- Field roller with a 'personal' touch.
... Perfect for those cricket pitches that feel a little too 'manifactured.'
... Perfect for those cricket pitches that feel a little too 'manifactured.'
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82.
If your cooking a treat for an army
or a suprise stripper cake for a birthday
dont fret at the size of your task that's weighty
just use Eboue to roll your pastry.
Rolling pin.
82.
If your cooking a treat for an army
or a suprise stripper cake for a birthday
dont fret at the size of your task that's weighty
just use Eboue to roll your pastry.
Rolling pin.
Edit your posts to get the numbers right...still a ways to go.
83. Health and Safety Checking Machine
Concerned that sharp nails have protruded
Or wires are in places denuded?
Chuck Eboue on the floor
If he gets soaked in gore
Then you'll know, Ray, that you weren't deluded.
Concerned that sharp nails have protruded
Or wires are in places denuded?
Chuck Eboue on the floor
If he gets soaked in gore
Then you'll know, Ray, that you weren't deluded.
84. Vibrator for really fat birds
Like Vanessa Feltz, or female Newcastle fans
Like Vanessa Feltz, or female Newcastle fans
Davo said:
You have a point i aggree this time
but i usually associate scousers and crime.
It's an amusing thread so lets get pally
And not discuss dead cats in an alley.
The main point here is Eboue's dive
and not how scallys duck and dive.
Lets continue with this funny thread
and not discuss the forbidden dead.