Tottenham Hotspur 3:0 Manchester United

Summit · Apr 10, 2016

We haven't done any attacking drills apparently. Watch us go and have the best attacking display of the season...

duffer · Apr 10, 2016

Offside said:
I do not understand why we haven't travelled the night before and it not, why we are getting a coach down?

National Express is cheaper than the train.

Needham · Apr 10, 2016

At least this delay is providing crucial extra time to blame Van Gaal for things he's got no control over.

Martial'sgaze · Apr 10, 2016

ManUnitedCanuck said:
It's a process, just be patient, we will get to the stadium. I have always told you it is a process

Lol

Red-Man-Walking · Apr 10, 2016

Massive Spanner said:
Do we even have time for a warm up?

Should've had the lads get out and run to WHL.

DomesticTadpole · Apr 10, 2016

justboy68 said:
How were all the Spurs players and staff able to get to the ground on time anyway? It's not like they live there themselves.

Depends where they were stopping. If it was the other direction they likely had no problems. Doubt they were staying in Marylebone.

Someone · Apr 10, 2016

Duel of fates

DomesticTadpole · Apr 10, 2016

duffer said:
National Express is cheaper than the train.

They did travel the night before as far as I know.

Needham · Apr 10, 2016

Wonder how bad this is going to be.

Cheesy · Apr 10, 2016

Someone said:
Duel of fates

I guess the past three seasons have been our prequels, then.

peridigm · Apr 10, 2016

Great. We haven't lost at the Lane since 2001. Another record will go down today.

the hea · Apr 10, 2016

Offside said:
I do not understand why we haven't travelled the night before and it not, why we are getting a coach down?

You really think the players would be better prepared for the game if we made them spend the night in the changing room?

Thiim · Apr 10, 2016

That linesman was suspiciously nervous while waiting in the tunnel to get out on the pitch... Either he's Michael Carrick's #1 fan or there's something fishy going on.

Dante · Apr 10, 2016

Prediction: Tottenham will score from a corner after Schneiderlin loses his man.

Summit · Apr 10, 2016

and it's live....really? is it really live? well feck me sideways.

Steev · Apr 10, 2016

DomesticTadpole said:
They did travel the night before as far as I know.

Yeah they were delayed travelling to the ground from the hotel.

The accident posted earlier caused the closure of Seven Sisters Road, and anyone who knows North London will tell you what a clusterfeck that can cause.

Rada · Apr 10, 2016

Rooney playing for U21, respect for Van Gaal

Offside · Apr 10, 2016

Prediction: Spurs will have the game won by 5pm

Cheesy · Apr 10, 2016

Summit said:
and it's live....really? is it really live? well feck me sideways.

"And it's pre-recorded!" just doesn't have the same vibe, to be fair.

JonDahl · Apr 10, 2016

We're not losing; it's fecking Tottenham. 0-4 win.

duffer · Apr 10, 2016

Come on you reds!

Smores · Apr 10, 2016

Summit said:
and it's live....really? is it really live? well feck me sideways.

I like how they always go to the adverts after saying that as well. You've just said it's live dickhead

Samid · Apr 10, 2016

How sweet of Spurs to play 'Glory Glory Man United' before kick-off.

Damien · Apr 10, 2016

Offside said:
I do not understand why we haven't travelled the night before and it not, why we are getting a coach down?

We did. We were in a hotel 8 miles away from the ground. Accident on Seven Sisters road caused havoc and delayed us by a couple of hours.

Rado_N · Apr 10, 2016

Summit said:
and it's live....really? is it really live? well feck me sideways.

And in colour!

ShakeUnBake · Apr 10, 2016

Feels like a huge match.

TwoSheds · Apr 10, 2016

Funny looking kid this Dele Alli isn't he? Head straight out of Dragonball Z.

Antisocial · Apr 10, 2016

Excellent - the game is being shown in Beijing; the last half-an-hour of watching Premier League World dubbed in Mandarin has not been in vain.

Black Adder · Apr 10, 2016

God I can't stand Mata on the right, has only one move, that's cutting inside, what's the point of playing him there?

Needham · Apr 10, 2016

TwoSheds said:
Funny looking kid this Dele Alli isn't he? Head straight out of Dragonball Z.

Looks like a Pharoah's social events manager.

Jippy · Apr 10, 2016

Martial should have shot

Ole's_toe_poke · Apr 10, 2016

Good start from us.

Red Dreams · Apr 10, 2016

classic Dean

Needham · Apr 10, 2016

Comical stupidity how at least one of them couldn't get a shot off.

R'hllor · Apr 10, 2016

Martial really needs to work on his attempts outside of box

ManUnitedCanuck · Apr 10, 2016

Martial has to start pulling the trigger when he cuts in on a defender

duffer · Apr 10, 2016

Martial is the only person in the ground (other than the goalies) wearing gloves, the massive vagine.

Cooksen · Apr 10, 2016

duffer said:
Martial is the only person in the ground (other than the goalies) wearing gloves, the massive vagine.

Well he is french

Summit · Apr 10, 2016

duffer said:
Martial is the only person in the ground (other than the goalies) wearing gloves, the massive vagine.

a what?

ManUnitedCanuck · Apr 10, 2016

Guarantee we'll get first yellow, since they have already committed so many fouls

JB08 · Apr 10, 2016

Decent start from us, looking more or less confident on the ball.

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