LeftyBlaster
Full Member
1-1 draw. We score first and then piss around and concede a jammy one. As per usual.
Leave a breakfast on Simeone's doorstep...If anyone sees LvG's handbag, shit in it. That should get the message across.
Under van Gaal, we've lost to MK Dons, drawn to Cambridge University, struggled against Greek yoghurt, lost to Middlesbrough and to a team founded by Peter Dinklage.
I think the we'll be tamed by the Shrew-sbury.
Aw, I never realised they changed it. Political correctness gone mad.If they still played at Gay Meadow, we could have all kinds of puns.
Would be great if we could take them back to our place.1-1 draw. We score first and then piss around and concede a jammy one. As per usual.
Aw, I never realised they changed it. Political correctness gone mad.
They knocked the old Gay Meadow down a few years ago and built a new stadium. I went there once many years ago for a match against Bury. The river Severn ran by the old ground and, so I was told, some bloke used to sit there in a homemade coracle waiting for balls to plop down next to him.
Were you that man?I can confirm this is accurate.
Were you that man?
I can confirm this is accurate.
Who will play RB then?Both Donald Love and our 4th choice GK Joel Pereira (who becomes 2nd choice at the moment with both De Gea and Johnstone injured) are both cup-tied.Dean Henderson (5th choice GK) returned from his loan at Stockport.
Who will play RB then?
Can he? Or is it just pick a name out of a hat?Schneiderlin?
Good job they aren't still at Gay Meadow or the guy in the coracle would be fishing Phil out of the river.I have never wanted Jones back more.
fixedUnder van Gaal, we've lost to MK Dons, drawn to Cambridge University, struggled against Greek yoghurt, lost to Middlesbrough and to a team founded by Peter Dinklage.
I think the we'll be tamed by the Strawberry.
Can he? Or is it just pick a name out of a hat?
Who will play RB then?
Shrows-bury or Shroos-bury?
You should believe it we lost to fecking Middlesborough, not to mention a team that barely any of us had even heard of who hadn't played a match in two months and lost 3 out of their last 6 league games in the bloody Norwegian league or something.
Perhaps piss is the incorrect term. I think we will probably scrape a win, but it'll be a shitty performance of course.
I secretly hope we lose, because there is no way we can lose to Bournemouth, Shrewsbury Town, Middlesborough, Sunderland and some random european club without someone taking action. Then again, this is Manchester United.
Time to get back on track. 0-0
Why is 5-0 to Shrewsbury even a possible prediction? That's not going to happen.
If nobody return from injury it will be McNair RB with Poole CB,or Blind CB CBJ LB if CBJ is back.
I'm optimistic about getting the right result here. Hopefully it will signal the start to a new era at Utd.
5-0 shrewsbury.
But But LVG said he wants to win the F.A cup!I'll never want United not to win a football match. But if we do and as a result Van Gaal is fired my disappointment with the result will pale into comparison with the massive big silver lining that would be his departure. Just saying.
Berry, berry Shrew!
But But LVG said he wants to win the F.A cup!
haha misread completely! Didn't think I'd live to see that as an option! How far we have fallenIt says Shrewsbury 5 Manchester United 0.
Robert Madley