Manchester United 1:0 Wolverhampton Wanderers

Siorac · Aug 14, 2023

BluesJr said:
I pray for the day this club prioritises midfield.

It's never going to happen. Apparently it's tradition or something.

Ayoba · Aug 14, 2023

Winrar said:
Spurs away coming up in just 5 days. Could be in for another away battering if this is the kind of performance we put in again.

I'd be surprised if we won that

Andersonson · Aug 14, 2023

Is Mount the new Maguire already?

Valencia Shin Crosses · Aug 14, 2023

This Bruno-Mount combo is a train wreck structurally. I don’t care how much they run.

Catt · Aug 14, 2023

Jazz said:
We've been saying this for years.....

I know! I'm sorry!!

saivet · Aug 14, 2023

I'd get Eriksen, Sancho and Dalot on. Think we'll be better in possession with them on the pitch.

2 man midfield · Aug 14, 2023

Ayoba said:
If Saudis make a 50m offer for Antony today, I'd be tempted to sell

I wouldn’t. We’d need a replacement, and it takes us weeks to even monitor somebody.

McTerminator · Aug 14, 2023

Gordon S said:
Hold me.
I know it is only just 45 mins in. But, everything is the same.
Spend tons of cash, get some hopes up, start the season trying to own the game, set the pace, impose ourselves, only to get out fought, out run, out smarted by some mid table team. Cheer me up will you!

The shortest of all the boom-bust cycles

Hester_manc · Aug 14, 2023

So weird how Mount can still be on the pitch. He has done nothing so far.

Jev · Aug 14, 2023

Looking at the two lineups we're really not that much better on paper. Makes sense that it would be close on the pitch.

saik · Aug 14, 2023

New manager bounce and all that jazz for Wolves but we look proper shit tonight. I don't expect us to batter them like others do but ffs we look so lethargic like this is our first game after the last season ended.

evil_geko · Aug 14, 2023

Ayoba said:
If Saudis make a 50m offer for Antony today, I'd be tempted to sell

Good thing our manager has much more common sense.

mav_9me · Aug 14, 2023

Reditus said:
I’d hook Antony too

Sancho did ok on the right for a couple of games last season. May as well bring on Martial too

I doubt Martial is fit after not playing a single minute

RG77 · Aug 14, 2023

One of these days AWB is going to break a leg with those tackles.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Aug 14, 2023

pseudo_canadian said:
Ajax fleecing United for 85mm (?) for Antony has to be one of the best pieces of business ever.

ETH favour to his old club.

LordSpud · Aug 14, 2023

Adamsk7 said:
Handily we’ve looked the worst of all the teams chasing top four.

You could argue we only got Top 4 last season because Chelsea and Liverpool were so far off it. Based on this it's no chance this year

Shark · Aug 14, 2023

Adisa said:
Rancid performance. Not one player has given a good account.

Onana at a stretch..

Wilt · Aug 14, 2023

Ayoba said:
If Saudis make a 50m offer for Antony today, I'd be tempted to sell

Should snap their hands off for £25m

Catt · Aug 14, 2023

crossy1686 said:
We can't afford good players unfortunately. We're priced out

You can find good players below that price was my point.

Sassy Colin · Aug 14, 2023

At least we don't have to put up with that rugby player coming on as sub for Wolves anymore.

Valencia Shin Crosses · Aug 14, 2023

InspiRED said:
what's the point of antony being good at pressing and getting on the ball in good positions when he's so dogshit with it? A minute ago was the first good pass he made all game.

It’s never a good sign when the first thing people reference about an attacker is that he is great defensively.

santeria13 · Aug 14, 2023

mav_9me said:
I would absolutely do it.

I think most our fanbase, myself included, would take that deal in a heartbeat.

crossy1686 · Aug 14, 2023

Andersonson said:
Is Mount the new Maguire already?

Mounts the new Mount. Maguire is shit, Mount is invisible.

Fortitude · Aug 14, 2023

Redstain said:
There's no foundation to attack from, the ball isn't progressing from midfield to attack. It's almost as ETH couldn't secure / identify a ball carrier so has systematically decided to bypass the midfield entirely. That's fine but you need technical players to make it work.

yep.

Sarni · Aug 14, 2023

Spurs will put 4 past us next weekend.

Dazzmondo · Aug 14, 2023

Jev said:
Looking at the two lineups we're really not that much better on paper. Makes sense that it would be close on the pitch.

Just stop. This Wolves side is terrible

GMoore23 · Aug 14, 2023

Blood Mage said:
Feels like every year we gamble on the manager being able to work with what he has until we put in a couple of shambolic performances and we make last minute panic buys. The same thing will happen this year.

ten Hag has signed like 8 players already and will probably get 1 or 2 more by the end of this window.

He's been well supported thus far so if he fecks up its on him 100%.

Wednesday at Stoke · Aug 14, 2023

Wilt said:
Should snap their hands off for £25m

More like salary subsidized loan.

DJ_21 · Aug 14, 2023

Our wide players have no end product what so ever. Rashford isn’t a ST.

lex talionis · Aug 14, 2023

2 man midfield said:
I wouldn’t. We’d need a replacement, and it takes us weeks to even monitor somebody.

Pellistri and Diallo have already been vetted.

laughtersassassin · Aug 14, 2023

Not happy with us not making subs considering how bad we've been

Sly · Aug 14, 2023

I usually think the match day threads are too negative but this United performance so far is so poor. I don't understand how they can be so lethargic in the first match of the season. This is unbearable compared to Sporting season opener I watched at the stadium this Saturday with a cracking 3-2 win.

zenith · Aug 14, 2023

This is so disheartening to watch. We all waited with anticipation to watch our beloved team and they come out looking like this. Like they have never played before, not done anything in pre season. Horrible to watch

Carlsen19 · Aug 14, 2023

How much would Pedro Neto cost?

DavidDeSchmikes · Aug 14, 2023

feels like an end of season game

crossy1686 · Aug 14, 2023

Catt said:
You can find good players below that price was my point.

Not when Bellingham, Rice, Caciedo and now Lavia are all going to silly money, and they're overpriced!

redshaw · Aug 14, 2023

Have an eerie feeling Wolves will get a headed goal in the last 10 mins.

Jazz · Aug 14, 2023

We need some subs here

2 man midfield · Aug 14, 2023

We need a combative midfielder. Some little fella who can buzz around and cause problems. Maybe named after one of the flintstones.

SmallCaine · Aug 14, 2023

Wake the feck up Erik, the 2 targaryean cosplayers and the Chelsea lingard need to come off.

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