I would take one shit Nani on crack over both of them
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Mon, 14 August 2023 @ 8:00pm BST
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I would take one shit Nani on crack over both of themAnthony is painfully average player. If he was at the club before ETH joined he would have been sold this summerWe only ever hit first time shots when we have all the time in the world, when it's set up for a first time shot we take 3-4 touches first
This is very true.Second season we have come into it with some players unfit?Make a change bald man!It really feels like all our players have decided to be the caricature of themselves tonight - bar AWBI'm not saying this is exactly the case, but this game looks like two poor sides clashing towards the end of a long season, with one (Wolves) having something to fight for and showing more passion. It's been like pinball at times.Front 3 are fecking awful tonight
I have him as scapegoat of the season.Antony is just Cristiano if he never came goodOh my fecking god this is so shit to watch. I think it's the fact I've waited all weekend to watch United and then it's a horrific let down. Why in the name of utter feck are we not up for it?
Wolves are beyond shite. No excuses to not be battering these.Pisses me off so much that we look so unprepared for this game.Is Eriksen out of favour or something?If Saudis make a 50m offer for Antony today, I'd be tempted to sell
Nani would be the best player on the pitch tonight by miles
Na we’ll make changes after conceding
It's that bad a game.We needed a partner for Casemiro and we bought a replacement for BrunoBring on the attacking reinforcementsHandily we’ve looked the worst of all the teams chasing top four.Feels like every year we gamble on the manager being able to work with what he has until we put in a couple of shambolic performances and we make last minute panic buys. The same thing will happen this year.Get Eriksen on for a bit of creativity.Christ
Absolutely. Shaw is our only playing that can't advance the ball at feet from the deep. We need to get it to him in space on the wing not in a congested midfield.Bru -nooooooooooooooooooo
In a bad wayGarnacho off - Sancho on. Move Rashford out wide and put Sancho upfront.I don't have a serious problem with the performance Garnacho has put in tonight, but ETH needs to make the change. Alejandro on, Sancho off. All we need now is a 1-0 win and then get the fukk back on the training ground.Is everyone on peds and we just haven't got the memo? We look like we'd struggle to keep up with the world XI at soccer aid.
Not unfit, just not good enough.We making a sub today or waiting until we’re losing?7 of us from 367 predicted a draw. For fecks sake! Come on United you disappointing bastards, prove us depressing shits wrong!
Absolutely pack his bagsWe look unfit and unprepared.
Guarantee ey?Getting bullied out thereHave we really sorted or improved any position aside from GK? Hojiland is exciting but still a kid. Really hope he hits the ground running.
They're more like a roundabout..it can end up anywhere.
So you mean Messi and CR7?At this point, we could have the love child of Messi and Jesus Christ himself and we'd still struggle.
I just don’t understand it. He’s got a strong bench. Use it. This isn’t working.
I'm always shocked at managers ego not making changes when watching this absolute shower for an hour and thinking to themselves "this is going well"- Status
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Score Predictions
352,6,9
- Man Utd win
- Wolves win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 35% Man Utd 2:0 Wolves
- 25% Man Utd 3:0 Wolves
- 10% Man Utd 3:1 Wolves
- 10% Man Utd 4:0 Wolves
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Wolves
- 5% Man Utd 1:0 Wolves
- 4% Man Utd 5:0 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 6:0 Wolves
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Wolves
- 0% Man Utd 1:2 Wolves
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Wolves
- Possession
- 51% 49%
- Shots
- 15 23
- Shots on Target
- 3 6
- Corners
- 8 7
- Fouls
- 14 10
Referee
Simon Hooper
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
