Manchester United 0:3 Newcastle United

Leftback99 · Nov 1, 2023

Buster15 said:
Exactly. I mean which other PL club would have him.

He'd start for the 3 promoted sides at best.

astracrazy · Nov 1, 2023

Crimson King said:
Playing Garnacho and Hannibal will see our fortunes change though, right?

At least we aren't being told every week Plallistri is the answer

klayton88 · Nov 1, 2023

Neville has an absolute hard-on for Hannibal

mitchmouse · Nov 1, 2023

when did hannibal become a headless chicken?

Hester_manc · Nov 1, 2023

mitchmouse said:
at least he and garnacho are actually trying

Garmacho is 100% in Livramento`s pocket.

red_de_pologne · Nov 1, 2023

How many games every 3 days has Dalot played lately?

SAFMUTD · Nov 1, 2023

The club is rotten change the manager and the players and we're still the same. It's rotten to the core and won't change until new owners come. I've lost all hope. Feck Radcliffe and feck the Glazers that took Qatar from us.

Redplane · Nov 1, 2023

James35 said:
None of them post SAF have been as bad as we are this season so far.

Feels a bit like rose colored glasses. I feel the negativity was much greater for stints of several of them for an extended period of time. This collapse has just been more rapid.

KiD MoYeS · Nov 1, 2023

Wouldn't be any worse if our players didn't emerge for the second half.

DomesticTadpole · Nov 1, 2023

Teja said:
Please sack Arnold and Murtough before Ten Hag.

They aren't coaching the side though, they will get their punishment if Ratcliffe comes in

FreakyJim · Nov 1, 2023

Dalot, Maguire, Lindelof, Casemiro, Mount, Martial - we can’t play pro active football with these idiots.

Widow · Nov 1, 2023

'give the bench lads a go' it doesn't work. There is something just not right with the club. The lads look clueless, they have zero idea how to move the ball around.

Dempsey19 · Nov 1, 2023

Bring on the big guns.

Oh and Hannibal is shit. Never seen him play well. Another part of Run Around Alot FC.

TsuWave · Nov 1, 2023

Diogo Dalot has been a Manchester United player since 2018. His only period of form was between week 3 and week 6 of last season. Diogo Dalot was in form for 3 league games and whatever Europa fixtures happened in between those weeks.

Godfather · Nov 1, 2023

Hannibal is like a 12 year old playing with adults for the first time. The guy has absolutely nothing that tells me he is going to make it here

SirAF · Nov 1, 2023

vivaronaldo said:
get the white hankies out

This! The crowd is so fuxking docile.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Nov 1, 2023

2 man midfield said:
Said as much when he was offered a new 5 year deal. Why?

Jose and Dalot share an agent, clear why he was signed.

Norris Cole · Nov 1, 2023

Why are we always always so open. We don't seem to be able to just sit back and keep it tight for a few mins when we're under the cosh

Unam333 · Nov 1, 2023

We need to play faster, be more focused, be hungrier. The Newcastle players are chasing every ball. We need to match their intensity.

groovyalbert · Nov 1, 2023

Buster15 said:
Exactly. I mean which other PL club would have him.

Luton. Maybe.

mav_9me · Nov 1, 2023

Beachryan said:
Fun fact, Antony Martial is playing in this match. No, me either.

Feel a bit bad for ETH here. I've no idea what else he could have done for either goal, that's just absolutely shameful from Dalot.

Newcastle haven't even been any good.

Dalot is having a genuine half for the ages here.

Do you see a difference in their work rate vs ours?

pauldyson1uk · Nov 1, 2023

Wayne's World said:
The fans need to take action. These set of players are a disgrace to the football club

And do what ?

MackRobinson · Nov 1, 2023

All the AWB hate looks even more absurd now.

DJ_21 · Nov 1, 2023

Garnacho and Martial hardly touched the ball

Redfrog · Nov 1, 2023

Skåre Willoch said:
The saddest part is that the players seem to care even less than I do at the moment.

Well, they are getting paid while you pay, that’s explain it.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Nov 1, 2023

Godfather said:
Hannibal is like a 12 year old playing with adults for the first time. The guy has absolutely nothing that tells me he is going to make it here

Oh he's trash

calodo2003 · Nov 1, 2023

vanrooney said:
whats next? 3-0 or red to hannibal?

That’s a good one. Impossible to separate the two.

mitchmouse · Nov 1, 2023

klayton88 said:
Neville has an absolute hard-on for Hannibal

not hard to see why - playing like a complete lunatic

Ceteris · Nov 1, 2023

With the profile of midfielders we have, we could play 5 in there and we will shit still get dominated.

Spineless

United Hobbit · Nov 1, 2023

Wayne's World said:
The fans need to take action. These set of players are a disgrace to the football club

They're almost too nice, they've spent their hard earned money to watch them serve up this complete and utter dross

Ekeke · Nov 1, 2023

Neville decided to scapegoat Hannibal the moment he got a yellow card. Cant think of any of our other players who have done anything good this half at all

fallengt · Nov 1, 2023

lex talionis said:
How realistic is it that Zidane would be willing to take the job?

He only wants to manage France, Inter or Real

100 · Nov 1, 2023

We can talk about getting rid of the shit.

But we're in this tragic loop of shit players and shit management. There's a 50% chance the club manages to bring someone shitter than Dalot in.

Banana Republic · Nov 1, 2023

One team have players making attacking runs at pace.
The other team ( guess which one) are static and just trying to find passes that are just not there.

GhastlyHun · Nov 1, 2023

Onana scores! (for Everton)

Unam333 · Nov 1, 2023

AjaxCunian said:
Anthony has been comfortably the best on our side. Not that he will get anywhere close to scoring or assisting, but at least he plays football.

He's a better outlet than Garnacho.

Barthez · Nov 1, 2023

Canagel said:
Ralf was right. Enough papering over the cracks. Everyone associated with the club needs to go. Burn the whole thing down and start again, it's the only way back.

Ralf was the only decent thing to happen to this club since Fergie. Unfortunately his views, opinions and recommendations were dismissed as the tw@ts above thought they knew better!

Red Rash · Nov 1, 2023

Surely has to be at least 3 changes at half time

ClassOf'99 · Nov 1, 2023

Newcastle's 2nd string playing with more energy, style and understanding says a lot compared to our lot who looks clueless and like they've never played together

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Nov 1, 2023

Unam333 said:
We need to play faster, be more focused, be hungrier. The Newcastle players are chasing every ball. We need to match their intensity.

Mate you're describing a different species to this lot.

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