We're so fecking broken.
League Cup Round of 16
Manchester United 0:3 Newcastle United
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Wed, 1 November 2023 @ 8:15pm GMT
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Luton, Burnley and Sheff Utd being more sh*te probably saves our assses
Sure, but it often takes younger players time to mature. Rooney and Keane got stupid red cards too. Vidic used to just pull down strikers whenever they got past him. I just don't get the disproportionate hate for the lad.What the feck is this. Absolute shit show.That is so lucky.
Good one.What a goal
Really doubt that
Initiate plan X nowDead dead dead dead club. Dead.Ten Hagg’s in big trouble.Why the feck am I still watching this?feck off. its over for eth it seemsDalot againCould just put a training cone instead of Dalot and it will defend better.It's over. We can barely score one let alone 2 goalsWhy is nobody trying to block that shot?!Kind of a bullshit goal because that was never a foul that the ref gave.
Anyway sack ETH. Man hasn't a clue, we are wasting out time.My God.Great strike to be fair.Dalot is crap.It's huffing and puffing. How can a player miss a header and the other guy just leav it hit him.. game over..Assist from Maguire...Everything fecking goes in
Another assist for the guy who always winsDalot turned into MagicarpThese players are so done with Erik.Really contemplating turning this off now
Will make no difference.
This. I’m just done.
Great finish. No luck.I switched to ArsenalHahahaha we are utter shite.Can’t believe I actually thought we’d scrape a win tonight 
Heck of a finish.Great strike!I think these squad players/non starters on the pitch for us today should have no excuse not to be playing their best tonight. This is your shop window. This is the club with money who might take you post United. Mount, Martial, Lindelof, Reguilon, Maguire, Dalot etc should be on fire for this one. If they dont turn their performances around they'll be kicking themselves.Onana is a pretty useless keeper tbh.
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Hannibal Mejbri
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8%
Andre Onana
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7%
Antony
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5%
Harry Maguire
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5%
Rasmus Hojlund
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4%
Mason Mount
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4%
Sergio Reguilon
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2%
Casemiro
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2%
Sofyan Amrabat
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1%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Diogo Dalot
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 210 ratings.
Score Predictions
94,106,10
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 26% Man Utd 2:1 Newcastle
- 14% Man Utd 0:2 Newcastle
- 12% Man Utd 1:2 Newcastle
- 12% Man Utd 1:3 Newcastle
- 8% Man Utd 1:0 Newcastle
- 5% Man Utd 2:0 Newcastle
- 4% Man Utd 1:1 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 2:3 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:4 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:6 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 3:0 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 0:9 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Newcastle
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Newcastle
- Possession
- 62% 38%
- Shots
- 13 10
- Shots on Target
- 2 5
- Corners
- 5 2
- Fouls
- 16 9
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Bruno Fernandes
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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