Manchester United 3:2 Ipswich Town

Escobar · Feb 26, 2025

Scorpy said:
Dalot is a brainless twat

Tell us something new

DarkLord1984 · Feb 26, 2025

redzombie said:
just turned the match on, how tf are we losing already?

Because we suck.

Chip · Feb 26, 2025

Andersonson said:
Maguire

Antony

GiveItToGi...nowait · Feb 26, 2025

Someone tell dalot to just swing it in ffs

daveskimufc · Feb 26, 2025

Zirkzee started well

the hea · Feb 26, 2025

Dalot is not PL quality.

Brownie85 · Feb 26, 2025

I just don't get why we don't give the kids a shot?? They can't be any worse than these lot, surely? Dalot is beyond comically bad!

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Feb 26, 2025

Annihilate Now! said:
To anyone who thinks that's on Dorgu... What exactly is Dorgu meant to do there with Onana taking up that position? Onana's so close to him that he can't even really pass it to him, so he'd basically have to dribble with it while under pressure.

Definitely, especially as Philogene was right on Dorgu's heels.

Onana absolutely needlessly caused chaos where there was none. If he stays on his line/offers a passing option it's a routine situation. He created the problem.

Catt · Feb 26, 2025

Erics_Collar said:
I'm big into True Crime documentaries

Ah, me too! My nightly escape

kouroux · Feb 26, 2025

Camy89 said:
I just laughed when I saw it. Feck trying to control it and set up another chance, let’s just try and volley it from an acute angle.

Honestly the decision making of some of these guys is behind comprehension. Like I genuinely would like to test their IQ.

I wasn't even talking about that one :lol:

, the first touch pass he did at the back to an Ipswich player

Fracture90 · Feb 26, 2025

No communication between the 2, Drogu should have headed it back to Onana... Of course should have signaled him before.

Godfather · Feb 26, 2025

reddevilchennai said:
Dalot is another useless idiot. I can’t stand him and Onana in starting 11.

Absolutely. They have no businees being here

Fanatic 00237 · Feb 26, 2025

DannyCAFC said:
Yeah, need to see it again but I feel like he can see Onana's come and needs to block off the route of Philogene there. Certainly not play it back infield towards the goal.

Feels like a case of everyone blaming Onana because he's already the scapegoat and people want to give Dorgu as the new boy a pass.

This.

yamo123x · Feb 26, 2025

Dalot has been atrocious for months. His first 12minutes here has been abysmal.

chicha14 · Feb 26, 2025

Dalot cannot be considered a professional footballer with his passing accuracy or lack thereof...

Irrational. · Feb 26, 2025

Why’s that not a booking?

Ace of Spades · Feb 26, 2025

RedCoffee said:
Yep he coaches the positioning, picks the players and the formation. He's not learning. He's making our players look a lot worse than they are to prove a point.

Yeah, because it was his coaching that made Onana make a mistake that at an u14 player would be embarrassed to make.

mitchmouse · Feb 26, 2025

another slow start.... no tempo, no passion

Overhaul FC · Feb 26, 2025

I went gym late instead of watching the first half.... Looks like I was lucky I missed it.

Red Star One · Feb 26, 2025

Zed is not dead said:
Exactly. Keepers are usually told not to come out as long as a defender is in contact, but if the keepers he needs to call it so that the defender can let the keeper intervene.
100% on Onana because he has to have command of his box and he’s the more experienced player, he should know better

this, even if Dorgu should've seen the stupid decision and Onana rushing and could've acted a bit less panicky and smarter himself

The Hilton · Feb 26, 2025

Dalot is so comically bad so far tonight, I don't think he could be any worse if he was deliberately trying to sabotage us.

DJ_21 · Feb 26, 2025

Delap miles ahead of Hojlund

Beachryan · Feb 26, 2025

Is Dalot the dimmest footballer we've ever had? Negative football intelligence.

Camy89 · Feb 26, 2025

Catt said:
How do you guys cope?

I let it wash over me. I’m numb to the shitness. I am in purgatory, I feel nothing. I want the season to end.

Superunknown · Feb 26, 2025

Our players should have to pass an IQ test before joining the club. The general decision making of our team is very poor.

Ace of Spades · Feb 26, 2025

Marcelinho87 said:
Or they both need to speak, it’s both of them at fault.

Nah, the keeper just needed to stay on the line and actually offer an option for a pass.

Camy89 · Feb 26, 2025

kouroux said:
I wasn't even talking about that one , the first touch pass he did at the back to an Ipswich player

Oh so he’s done that twice now? Class. What a player.

Gycraig · Feb 26, 2025

Is this commentator on a bet to see how many names he can pronounce stupidly ?

The Cat · Feb 26, 2025

Beachryan said:
Is Dalot the dimmest footballer we've ever had? Negative football intelligence.

Careful. I get told off when I say he's crap.

Woodzy · Feb 26, 2025

We only ever look like scoring for set pieces, like a proper relegation fighting team.

Catt · Feb 26, 2025

Camy89 said:
I let it wash over me. I’m numb to the shitness. I am in purgatory, I feel nothing. I want the season to end.

Same

diarm · Feb 26, 2025

erikcred said:
Onana was bad, but you think Dorgu made the best possible choice? Gently tapping it past Onana in front of goal?

Dorgu looks at Onana when he's in a sane position.

Then he has his eye on the ball, which is above him as he sprints back in the lashing rain, with an opponent haring down behind him. He is entitled to expect that his goalkeeper isn't being a fecking moron coming out to close him down.

Godfather · Feb 26, 2025

I fecking hate these high balls up top.

Greck · Feb 26, 2025

I don't know how Hojlund is always behind Garnacho when there's a cutback to be made. Whole squad has zero football smarts

RedSky · Feb 26, 2025

I'd consider hooking off Dalot already. Utterly abysmal start.

Blood Mage · Feb 26, 2025

Amorim will continue to pick the likes of Onana, Dalot and Hojlund despite them offering nothing but brainfarts on the pitch, and some of you will still defend him.

Hester_manc · Feb 26, 2025

If we lose I see a relegation as realistic

kouroux · Feb 26, 2025

Superunknown said:
100% this. The question is what would Onana have done when he reached the ball? The answer is...he would just have punted it long, anyway. If it doesn't go into touch, it goes up the other end to the Ipswich defence.

The only logical thing to have done in that situation is make the right passing angle for Drogu to lay it off to him. You have to play your way out of trouble there. It really wasn't that threatening of a situation, at all. Completely and utterly needless.

Besides, rushing out like that would make sense only if there was no Utd player dealing with the ball already.

Swedish_Plumber · Feb 26, 2025

Dalot is abysmal. Get him to feck

Widow · Feb 26, 2025

ErikElevenHag said:
Dorgu had the ball and the situation under control, onana had no need to come for that.

It's 100% on onana that.

No, it isn't! Both are to blame, it's obvious. Onana should have stayed, Dorgu should have seen him coming and played it out.

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