[Shark]

Looking forward to hearing how the manager is responsible for this one. Will need some especially creative rationale today

Literally the only player he's managed to sign managed to get a red card in the one game in months we looked relatively comfortable in.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Good thing we are not leading at HT

 

[redshaw]

Can we not have a yellow or a red for play acting by the Ipswich player on VAR?

 

[JJ12]

baffling sub

Absolute farce

 

[Delano]

The goals we've conceded this season will look like a blooper real.

 

[acnumber9]

At least we got runners on the pitch....oh no wait

I’ve been told Lindelof is on the bench. Get Bruno off and get him on. Let’s keep this to a respectable 4-2 defeat.

 

[S.A.N.F]

I challenge anyone to give me the last goal we conceded in which Onana absolutely, 100%, couldn't have done better.

 

[Orange Tree]

Another soft goal conceded. Onana's only use is parrying the ball to dangerous area.

 

[DavelinaJolie]

Well Dorgu did something incredibly silly and that's buggered the team. Great

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

Start as you mean to finish: Onana took that advice well for this half.

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

Sorry am I mad here but his leg isn't that high off the ground at all? And his foot rolls off the ball

I agree but they get given in modern football. It’s one of the things that’s killed the entertainment in the game this slow motion reffing. We judge the result rather than the intent these days!

 

[Woodzy]

Amorim is never going to be able to smile ever again, is he?

 

[sixdwarf]

I'd have removed the ineffective Rasmus, not Garna

Or anyone else who was ineffective. But no we take off one of our bright sparks. That Ruuuuuuuben. Give him a new contract for not being skibidi

 

[Remember the geese]

Dorgy lost this for us. Awful player (know him from our National Team as well)

I do hope you're joking.

 

[Ish]

Please, sack this clown.

Which one?

 

[Kostov]

This team needs to get relegated, so all this shit to get cleared off.

 

[Beachryan]

Half time keeper sub please.

 

[Banana Republic]

We are down one player on the LW, but somehow we lose control of midfield and are all over the place at the back ???


.

 

[Godfather]

God I almost hope we go down and this Ratcliffe clown and the Glazers sell us to the next best guy and we start totally new. This squad needs a total reset

 

[NotoriousISSY]

The Dorgu thing happens, as nasty as it was I don’t think it was insanely out of control in the conditions.

Onana though, sorry, you cannot compensate for what he does. Your keeper cannot make this many mistakes week after week.

 

[SER19]

we are simply horrific. red cards happen, crazy mistakes happen. but they all mean way more when a team is this poor.

 

[Slevs]

Whatever keeper we have on the bench, throw him on.

 

[Sandikan]

Onana couldn't do much on that goal. De ligt should have been stronger

He could try and stop a moderate pace shot that's come in from outside the box.
That could have helped?

 

[ManUnitedCanuck]

“You’re getting sacked in the morning, sacked in the morning!”

 

[Overhaul FC]

Good thing we are not leading at HT

Thank feck for that. No more records needed.

 

[LARulz]

I don't get how Hoijland and Zirkzee are both still on instead. We have no ability to stretch them now

 

[Avatar]

Can we just have Onana throw the ball in his own net? So we don't have to wait for them to equalise?

He listened and obliged.

 

[nazanto]

Onana with no redeemable quality whatsoever, just pure clownish and we'll stuck on him for foreseeable future. Grim.

 

[Oscar Bonavena]

Are those arguing that it shouldn't have been a red card on the wind up? Nearly snapped the lad's leg in half ffs

 

[Cantonagotmehere]

Dives like that have to have a post match consequence. Basquets-esque.

 

[Pronewbie]

Of course the Ipswich players start going to ground since VAR has shown that they are happy to slow down every collision and penalise us for every accidental 50-50 play. Not even the Ipswich players immediately reacted to the Dorgu challenge and demanded a red.

 

[Onerealunited]

Striker and goalkeeper should definitely be first positions to strengthen in summer!

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

I can’t remember the last easy United game I watched

 

[youngrell]

A rebound off his ass in the second half and Philogene will have secured the biggest gift of a hat trick you’ll ever see. Onana, man.

 

[Dobba]

God I almost hope we go down and this Ratcliffe clown and the Glazers sell us to the next best guy and we start totally new. This squad needs a total reset

The club is done if we get relegated.

This obsession with fecking the club up even more is baffling.

 

[Gordon S]

It was fun for a while at least. No chance of winning this now.

 

[tomaldinho1]

What happened to the rules around trying to con the ref? Surely getting hit in the chest, and saying you got hit in the face is trying to con the ref?

Plus he reacted, looked like he kicked out

 

[Ciddy]

Onana is fecking awful and I’ll keep saying it every game. Why you take garnacho off when he’s the one causing issues is on the manager. Terrible call to leave both our “strikers” on. Didn’t think it was possible to lose more faith than I already have.

 

[peridigm]

Wherever he goes, I hope ETH takes De Ligt and Onana with him.

No Zirkzee, Hojlund, or Antony.

 

[Offside]

Hilarious the way we implode. How do we do it every time where we concede within 2 minutes of a red card. Must be some sort of record.