[cj_sparky]

INEOS will be excited at the thought of docking Bruno's wages for the training jacket he put on the Mascot.

 

[Catt]

Not sure I have the energi needed for this match

 

[United Hobbit]

No goals in 16 for Rasmus that's abysmal

 

[Jazz]

Here we go again...

 

[erikcred]

It's crazy. United walk on the pitch and I'm yes ! Come on lads ! I feel proud and excited.

So removed from reality I need psychological help.

You're not alone.

 

[Jazz]

Is it too much to expect 3 points ...

 

[2 man midfield]

I'm guessing because you weren't paying attention

Apparently not. In my head he’s still an up and comer

 

[DarkLord1984]

No goals in 16 for Rasmus that's abysmal

Yip. Shocking. Not good enough.

 

[Sassy Colin]

We are so boring to watch I'll probably watch the first half and then switch to Liverpool v Newscastle. I don't think I've ever done that when Man Utd are playing. Sad

Wow, why bother with the first half at all?

Perhaps consider supporting Liverpool, also.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Here we go again...

Not sure if that statement is upbeat or tinged with dread.

 

[48 hours]

Great start lads. Let them walk through

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Is it too much to expect 3 points ...

Nope.

 

[calodo2003]

Carved through again.

 

[cj_sparky]

30 odd seconds and Delap gets his first opportunity of the night.

 

[Catt]

It's crazy. United walk on the pitch and I'm yes ! Come on lads ! I feel proud and excited.

So removed from reality I need psychological help.

Same, except I feel the dread already

 

[Jack-C20]

We’ve played well in certain spells. Can we just do it for 90 minutes today please with no defensive clangers.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

Chance already for them.

 

[Gazautd18]

Just run through mate an have a shot

 

[nazanto]

30 seconds in and they almost score

 

[Escobar]

40 secs in and chance for Ipswich

 

[Martial'sEmergingSmile]

Think we'll win, but I really believe Ipswich's attack is better than ours - which is wild to say.

All three behind Delap are dangerous, direct dribblers with pace and invention; and obviously Delap's more of a handful than Hojlund.

 

[90 + 5min]

Question is if he is better to bring on, when the opponent has tired a bit and he can find a bit more space in midfield. But yeah, from a technical and intelligence perspective, he is our best midfielder by far.

Fernandes have become so erratic in his game that we need some cold heads out there. Some clever ones that don't try with with killer pass every time where 70% are bad and 20% good.

 

[Matt851]

It's really frustrating seeing posts like this. Look at the fecking bench.

The thing is we were shit before the injuries so claiming the injuries have made us dull is a bit disingenuous. It's not hard to think we would be more creative with eriksen playing instead of one of the centre backs

 

[DarkLord1984]

Not sure if that statement is upbeat or tinged with dread.

I'd say it's the latter.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

I'd say it's the latter.

 

[United Hobbit]

Commentators said:

Højlund has not scored the last 11 games in the PL
Zirkzee has not scored the last 13 games in the PL
Garnacho has not scored the last 14 games in the PL

This is our front trio

And yet it wasn't felt necessary to bring in a striker.... disgusting

Its a shame Bayindir is injured (?) as while i don't think he's great, I'd be open to seeing Onana benched for a bit

 

[Hoof the ball]

They're already dominating us!

 

[always_hoping]

30 seconds in and they almost score

Sums up this United team alright, what are they saying or doing in the dressing room before games?

 

[LDUred]

Imagine lining up six defenders and then watching on as a basement team waltzes through on goal straight after kick off.

 

[2 man midfield]

Few empty seats visible. Just because it’s a Midweek game?

 

[King Eric 7]

fecking hell

 

[cj_sparky]

Nice start lads

We are shite

 

[48 hours]

Clowns. We have a team of fecking buffoons

 

[Superunknown]

This fecking guy!!!!!!

 

[DJ_21]

Surely Dorgu sees the keeper there! What’s the commentater on about. That wasn’t Onana. That’s the wing back!!

 

[prateik]

Hahahah

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

My god

 

[calodo2003]

 

[Martial'sEmergingSmile]

Awful miscommunication.

Onana had no business coming there - made things really awkward.

 

[Jack-C20]

We’ve played well in certain spells. Can we just do it for 90 minutes today please with no defensive clangers.