He's the only fecking one attempting to spread the play. All Schnederlin does it pass backwards.
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Manchester United 1:0 Everton
Old Trafford
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- Sun, 3 April 2016 @ 4:00pm BST
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He's the only fecking one attempting to spread the play. All Schnederlin does it pass backwards.
He floats them way too stupidly. No pace and very easy to defend against.There should be a stand renamed the 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz stand'How many halfs without a shot on target now? Dire.Shit as always
I was watching spurs yesterday and was admiring the technique of the whole squad especially their forward players. They are just better players technically.Yeah not much happening in that half at all... Both teams were controlling things for a time. Neither did much at all. Thought we would kick into life at one point, but obviously not...
He came close to scoring one of our only shots of the half. He's literally our only player that looks like scoring or creating something.Fair play to Mata for ignoring every single Darmian run and instead pointlessly crossing in the box.Martial and Rashford look dangerous in and around the box
As do Carrick and Rojo for an entirely different reason
The rest are merely bystanders.
There's a fellatio gag here somewhere I'm sure there is!Desperate for some creativity. A payet, coutinho, mahrez type. And a bloody right winger. Oh and a striker whilst we are at it.I'm going to crack open the white lightning the day we "agree to let LvG go by mutual consent".Lukaku is going to feck us out of nowhere. The feck is wrong with this club.
Don't think we want to be reminded of Darmian's crossingMy commentator mentioned that with Mariner as ref we have lost all 4 and Everton have won all 4 with him in charge. Guess we should just get used to what's coming next!That was a very boring first half. I don't understand playing Mata especially not out wide, he can't do anything there. Rashford looks bright but he has to keep coming out onto the right wing to make up for the fact that nothing's happening there.
Some serious change needed in midfield as well. Carrick offers nothing going forward.
Martial spends more time on his arse than on his feet sometimes. He needs to be a lot more instinctive and just try to bet the ball out of his feet quicker.
Even shit football isn't that bad
Eye on both..... cricket is MILES more exciting (though that wouldn't be hard?)
I wish it was then we could laugh.
We are going for the record of least amount of shots in any half for a season. I think that the CIA are going to use this type of technique to replace water boarding.If Everton score first we are beat. Such a boring tumescent team with players like Rojo Darmain Mata it's what we have came to expect. Lingard not much better, Rashford and Martial just kids and need help. Boring non event.
If the requirement for Jose taking over was me performing fellatio on him, I'd take one for the club. I dare anyone to top that.Just feels like the players already feel like they won't get top four and just going through the motions wishing for the end.PS summing this up! NICELYlol Schmeichel "Its been really really boring" LMFAO
How about the Louis van Gaal Urinal.Both teams look like they just want to get it over with and finish the season. Nothing much left to pay for Everton but surely we should be trying to make it a race for the 4th spot?
It's something we have been crying out for years .But as never been addressed.At the moment I feel domestic football gets in the way of internationals.
That makes far too much sense for LVG to actually go ahead and do it which is why he won't.
He's not wrong.
Eva?
That would be Rashford whose ball put him through, Martial dallied and wasted our best chance of the half, twice. He did have a good deflected shot but one shot doesn't make him a bright spot.We should play Mata to add some creativity and flair...
Carrick is the king of the backwards pass, they're both as bad as each other.Right on Schmikes, no tempo, no passing, no movement, feck off.Carrick has been really poor yet again. If you want the new contract you keep talking to the press about then why not try earning it.Schmeichel is spot on.Carrick and Schneiderlin in the middle of the park??? Sorry state of affairs. Get them both off before it's too late.I'm far more enthralled in Leicester games than ours these days.
Actually I'm more enthralled by /aww on reddit.
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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29%
Anthony Martial
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4%
Timothy Fosu-Mensah
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4%
David de Gea
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3%
Chris Smalling
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2%
Morgan Schneiderlin
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1%
Jesse Lingard
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1%
Juan Mata
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1%
Marcus Rashford
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
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Compiled from 424 ratings.
Score Predictions
395,72,96
- Man Utd win
- Everton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Man Utd 2:1 Everton
- 18% Man Utd 2:0 Everton
- 11% Man Utd 1:0 Everton
- 9% Man Utd 1:1 Everton
- 6% Man Utd 0:0 Everton
- 6% Man Utd 3:1 Everton
- 4% Man Utd 1:2 Everton
- 4% Man Utd 0:1 Everton
- 4% Man Utd 3:0 Everton
- 2% Man Utd 2:2 Everton
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Everton
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 2:3 Everton
- 0% Man Utd 5:4 Everton
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Everton
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Everton
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Everton
- Possession
- 54% 46%
- Shots
- 10 7
- Shots on Target
- 2 1
- Corners
- 5 5
- Fouls
- 15 6
Referee
Andre Marriner
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Antonio Valencia
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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