That would've been brilliant!
If it wasn't complete failure.
If it wasn't complete failure.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:0 Everton
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sun, 3 April 2016 @ 4:00pm BST
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Is the Van Gall Philosophy just designed to suffocate the very existence of a game of football?It has been 45 minutes of foreplayhow about getting some midfield players in.Oh boy!Martial was put under so much pressure that he ended up going down. If that hadn't been in the box, it would have been a foul, surely?I actually nodded off for about five minutes during that.I'd leave Carrick on for his defensive help. Rojo has to come off for Young to create space and one of Lingard/Mata later in the half.Terrible first half performance. Aside from Martial and Blind, there's not much to praise. So many pointless lateral passes!dreadful first half , Mata , Carrick , Rojo might has well have sat on the bench, they did nothing and not a single shot on goal.
Defences on top .Or another way ,two uncreative sides. Got to get better in the second half.Yawwwwwwwwn.tumescent.0 shots on target. ZzzzTempted to put the cricket on..11th scoreless first half in 15 home games
Edit: scoreless for us that is'Total attempts: 7', at fecking what, cracking a joke?
Am I wrong?Same old story.
A team puts ten men behind the ball and we cant get a sniff at goal.
We need much more creativity in this team.We're such a hard watch. Such a cowardly bunch on the ball and so little flair
SameEverton defending efficiently and in numbers - they think we're vulnerable to the long ball, clearly. It's good to see the youngsters together and they could get something out if this yet.So fecking sick of these 0-0's at half time. Beyond a joke how many times it's happened this season.So, 0-0 @ HT.
The LVG philosophy in full effect.
Great stuff!
To be fair, foreplay is, or well at least should be, infinitely more exiting than this shit.
This is more akin to dry humping, wearing Eskimo gear.Abysmal passing at times.
We have no wings.What a truly enjoyable half of football
We're not hornyMore of the same shit football. Nothing new here.If these players were truly hands-on-heart United players all you'd have to do at HT is play them the clip of what the Everton tossers were singing during the Bobby Charlton stand dedication and they'd make sure that they came off the field winners! Sure it's the HT talk SAF would have given.Mata's lazy crosses piss me off. With a Lingard and Martial in the box against 4 or 5.Blind has been excellent and I think the link up play between Martial and Rashford as been lively, but they look like they have to do it on their own a lot of the time as we don't get a lot of supporting runs from midfield.Sounds like I made the right decision to give the first half a miss.
At OT we are always shite in the first half.Why oh why have we gone back to Mata on the right!?No shots ever, another half time 0-0 to add to the collection. feck off Van GaalJose Mourinho is coming.
Jose Mourinho is coming.
Jose Mourinho is coming.
That's it. Breathe.I don't know how anyone can call Martial a "bright spot" after that half, if Depay had that performance he'd be for getting the hook by most on here.Everton weren't even good. That's the sad thing. They gave us a lot of space.Young for Rojo
Herrera for Carrick- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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29%
Anthony Martial
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4%
Timothy Fosu-Mensah
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4%
David de Gea
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3%
Chris Smalling
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2%
Morgan Schneiderlin
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1%
Jesse Lingard
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1%
Juan Mata
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1%
Marcus Rashford
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 424 ratings.
Score Predictions
395,72,96
- Man Utd win
- Everton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Man Utd 2:1 Everton
- 18% Man Utd 2:0 Everton
- 11% Man Utd 1:0 Everton
- 9% Man Utd 1:1 Everton
- 6% Man Utd 0:0 Everton
- 6% Man Utd 3:1 Everton
- 4% Man Utd 1:2 Everton
- 4% Man Utd 0:1 Everton
- 4% Man Utd 3:0 Everton
- 2% Man Utd 2:2 Everton
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Everton
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 2:3 Everton
- 0% Man Utd 5:4 Everton
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Everton
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Everton
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Everton
- Possession
- 54% 46%
- Shots
- 10 7
- Shots on Target
- 2 1
- Corners
- 5 5
- Fouls
- 15 6
Referee
Andre Marriner
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Timothy Fosu-Mensah
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replaced by Antonio Valencia
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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