Manchester United 0:3 Bournemouth

MZX7 · Dec 9, 2023

joedirt87 said:
Some captain that Bruno.

Moaning, whining c**t. Doesn't look the part of a captain. Rashford, Martial, Antony deadwood. Retirement horses Varane, Casemiro, Evans, Eriksen.

I feel bad for Hojlund. If he doesn't move clubs, his career will be over before it begins.

laughtersassassin · Dec 9, 2023

The saddest thing about all this is everyone knows including ETH that their is zero consequences for being shit.

Should have been sacked a lot earlier this season. Yet magically he'll probably get the entire season for no reason

DRJosh · Dec 9, 2023

There is minimal joy in watching us play. Sad but true

Born2Lose · Dec 9, 2023

Heinzesight said:
What did Fernandes do to get booked?

Mouth off as he always does under pressure.

TheGodsInRed · Dec 9, 2023

sparx99 said:
He was hurt at the start of the season but what’s the excuse now? He seems fit enough when he plays.

Ten Haag said he is managing his minutes. He has that hairline back fracture. I think they are very slow to heal.

gerdm07 · Dec 9, 2023

lex talionis said:
Exactly. Instead of addressing our weakness last season we bought players we didn’t need and in the case of Hojlund a striker who was nowhere near ready to make a huge impact in the PL.

I agree. And unfortunately we didn't improve our midfield either. Great transfer window last summer.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Dec 9, 2023

ken11 said:
These lot beat Chelsea and thought they were going somewhere.

I hope the crowd let them have it. Boo the hell out of them.

They're all too quick to pat themselves on the back. Same after the cup win

Red Star One · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno can be a bit frustrating

Godfather · Dec 9, 2023

Long ball to Pellistri. Bruno really isn't the brightest is he

Plant0x84 · Dec 9, 2023

Oh ok, now we’re in melt down.

zaafi · Dec 9, 2023

lonelyred said:
I know you are joking, but the same thought cossed my mind for a moment too

Why would that be a joke? Do you think it's ideal having a player that gives away possession 25-30 times each game do it against Liverpool?

ExoduS · Dec 9, 2023

Supporting this team is a masochistic experience.

lex talionis · Dec 9, 2023

One of my favorite posts of all time here, and I will respect the poster by not quoting him:

“Other than abysmal touches and idiotic decisions, we’re playing well.”

Touches on the ball and decisions executed well are an indispensable part of producing a strong performance. You can’t be playing well if your execution on the ball and off the ball are poor.

Buster15 · Dec 9, 2023

90 + 5min said:
What is wrong with these team and squad.

Easy. Just not good enough.

sparx99 · Dec 9, 2023

Ollie Derbyshire said:
It sums this club up perfectly, we continue to be the cause of our own downfall.

I don’t get managers obsessions with it either. Vidic did alright at LCB. Van Dijk does alright at LCB. Almost like you want your best CB’s in the team.

That being said Varane was so bad in his last appearance he didn’t deserve to start following that.

Heinzesight · Dec 9, 2023

Born2Lose said:
Mouth off as he always does under pressure.

So probably on purpose. Our captain. Jesus wept.

sdb4884 · Dec 9, 2023

Unless a masaive chequebook is available in January i doubt any manager would want to take us over at the moment.

OmarUnited4ever · Dec 9, 2023

Bournemouth are playing well but nothing extraordinary here, they were focused, organized and made use of their chances.

But us we are simply shit. Nothing else to say

The Mitcher · Dec 9, 2023

adkb said:
Glad bruno is out of next game. We will win at Pool thanks to this amazing luck.

You are delusional of you think that :lol:

Escobar · Dec 9, 2023

Bayern lost 5-1. If only we got some confidence today

pauldyson1uk · Dec 9, 2023

Wilt said:
Have you got the address please?

DRJosh · Dec 9, 2023

laughtersassassin said:
The saddest thing about all this is everyone knows including ETH that their is zero consequences for being shit.

Should have been sacked a lot earlier this season. Yet magically he'll probably get the entire season for no reason

That Chelsea win may have sadly borrowed him more time. I suspect losses against Bayern and Liverpool should be enough to send him back to Ajax.

rajds89 · Dec 9, 2023

A better manager with an ounce of game management about him would have taken Bruno off before the yellow card.

Hester_manc · Dec 9, 2023

We're not going to get many points for the rest of December, are we?

Offside · Dec 9, 2023

Something very wrong with this team and club.

Oly Francis · Dec 9, 2023

Burno... what a shitty captain he is, no composure whatsoever.

JPRouve · Dec 9, 2023

I seem to miss some of our worst loses.

Wing Attack Plan R · Dec 9, 2023

DickDastardly said:
Even Bruno giving up.

girish said:
He always does.

They call Bruno "sugar" because he gives it up so sweet.

AndySmith1990 · Dec 9, 2023

Spare a thought for Chelsea. Imagine being shit enough to get outplayed by us

DWelbz19 · Dec 9, 2023

Born2Lose said:
Mouth off as he always does under pressure.

girish said:
He always does.

“He cares, only one who plays for the shirt, Keano used to whinge” etc etc

Lemon Moon · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno knows the script. A day off against a sure batteting. Sneaky.

Sly · Dec 9, 2023

Wing Attack Plan R said:
maybe it's an opportunity for EtH to give someone else the armband... and then let them keep it. Question is, who would you give it to? We could give it back to Maguire at this rate!

I'd be livid if the Sporting captain did that before going away to Benfica or Porto. I'd give it back to Maguire.

sparx99 · Dec 9, 2023

TheGodsInRed said:
Ten Haag said he is managing his minutes. He has that hairline back fracture. I think they are very slow to heal.

You can’t manage the minutes for a stress fracture. If he can play one game getting physical with defenders then playing another doesn’t make it more likely to be made worse.

Plus we have only one striker at this club. He has to play.

RedSky · Dec 9, 2023

Escobar said:
Bayern lost 5-1. If only we got some confidence today

Bad news for us as they'll actually react well to their loss and take the fixture more seriously.

Paul778 · Dec 9, 2023

sdb4884 said:
Unless a masaive chequebook is available in January i doubt any manager would want to take us over at the moment.

As we know its shifting the existing players that is the problem

Red Star One · Dec 9, 2023

What a result just wow

TheGodsInRed · Dec 9, 2023

Capitulation FC

Andersonson · Dec 9, 2023

Born2Lose said:
So switch them before it gets to 3-0 down.

You never know when they are gonna score, do you? If so you should bet a lot!
They score out of nothing

DomesticTadpole · Dec 9, 2023

Bloody disgrace.

RoyH1 · Dec 9, 2023

Astonishing

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