Manchester United 0:3 Bournemouth

OverratedOpinion · Dec 9, 2023

Matt Varnish said:
Oh FFS shut up abut xG yG Bg Ag, the only G that matters is the ones at the top of the screen.
Stats don't win games!

He was literally saying xG doesnt mean anything you weirdo

laughtersassassin · Dec 9, 2023

Cross it to Hojlund ffs

Jazz · Dec 9, 2023

Art said:
Not the worst thing having Bruno off for Liverpool.

We should ultra defensive for that game anyway. No point going toe to toe in our present state.

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno is so stupid, I actually do not like watching him play for us.

Roboc7 · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno getting suspended for Anfield is a blessing in disguise, game is a guaranteed loss either way and ETH is inept enough to pick him and Mctominay in that game which completely surrenders the midfield.

Dannn411 · Dec 9, 2023

Only way Bruno was ever going to get dropped. Utter fraud of a player.

joedirt87 · Dec 9, 2023

Some captain that Bruno.

Escobar · Dec 9, 2023

Starting McT in midfield, Martial upfrobt, Dalot RB, no wonder we lose

JB08 · Dec 9, 2023

Rashford is a disgrace.

Sparky Rhiwabon · Dec 9, 2023

Think Bruno got booked on purpose there and who can blame him

Sly · Dec 9, 2023

Onana what a clown show

Andycoleno9 · Dec 9, 2023

Yep, Dave was a problem.

redshaw · Dec 9, 2023

Utterly thick players we have. So many silly yellow cards.

Mercurial · Dec 9, 2023

We're making Solanke look like prime Anelka or Drogba

Banana Republic · Dec 9, 2023

sdb4884 said:
Bayern H
Liverpool A
West Ham A
Aston Villa H

Next four

Barring a stroke of good luck, or more likely a miracle, we are losing all 4 of those fixtures.

.

mu4c_20le · Dec 9, 2023

What the

Desert Eagle · Dec 9, 2023

Burn it all down

pjaya · Dec 9, 2023

Haha clearly the players don’t play for the manager now

DomesticTadpole · Dec 9, 2023

Glazers on phone to ask if Jim will lend them the money to sack ETH.

Dazzmondo · Dec 9, 2023

Pool will fancy 10

Moiraine · Dec 9, 2023

Looks like referee is on a mission here today

Buster15 · Dec 9, 2023

Jazz said:
At least Rash is showing some energy

But shouldn't that be the absolute minimum.

Cutch · Dec 9, 2023

Dalots final ball has been once again a disgrace

Cantona in disguise · Dec 9, 2023

Ricardo de la Vega said:
There wont be accountability for it because those accountable (the owners) are those responsible for holding others to account. Who guards the guards?

True that my friend.

Wilt · Dec 9, 2023

pauldyson1uk said:
Need goals and he brings on VdB and Rashford, who could not score in a brothel on buy one free night.

Have you got the address please?

Superunknown · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno booked and missing the next game is just wonderful. 10/10 performance, lads. I'll get the tabled booked for Wing's.

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 9, 2023

Andycoleno9 said:
Of course it is a joke. That shit about left footed defender is nonsense.

It sums this club up perfectly, we continue to be the cause of our own downfall.

Hester_manc · Dec 9, 2023

Shocking result against one of the three weakest teams in the league as I see it.

pauldyson1uk · Dec 9, 2023

OmarUnited4ever said:
Onana what a shit GK he is

Was he at fault for any of the goals?

Heinzesight · Dec 9, 2023

What did Fernandes do to get booked?

lonelyred · Dec 9, 2023

Art said:
Not the worst thing having Bruno off for Liverpool.

I know you are joking, but the same thought cossed my mind for a moment too

Shady · Dec 9, 2023

pjaya said:
Haha clearly the players don’t play for the manager now

Most of them are just average, and so is our manager. At best.

The Dane · Dec 9, 2023

I wonder how many of the 5 cards for Bruno that are caused by defensive actions and how many are down to him being an idiot

Mr Pigeon · Dec 9, 2023

lex talionis said:
Exactly. Instead of addressing our weakness last season we bought players we didn’t need and in the case of Hojlund a striker who was nowhere near ready to make a huge impact in the PL.

Remember the good old days when a raw talent like Højlund would be signed but not expected to lead the line immediately because we had older, more experienced players who could also play the role?

Mount and Onana bought in the summer. A backup keeper also bought who Ten Hag seems afraid to play. What a colossal waste of fecking money when we had so many problems to solve.

Withnail · Dec 9, 2023

SilentWitness said:
Again, nonsense. You're being hysterical because you're losing 3-0.

I think if you look back at the whole game you've had multiple chances with the right final ball could easily have been a goal and a different game. A complete off game for you lot and the only reason it's a worry is because of other results in the season. Any other day and it would just be seen as a shite result but not much to look into.

This was a terrible performance at 1-0 too and I said so.

Also, if your final ball isn't right and goes to no one it's not a chance. We've had a lot of possession but created little and gave away needless opportunities through poor defending and sloppiness. It's been like that since the start of the game.

Suedesi · Dec 9, 2023

Wing Attack Plan R said:
You're going to have to be more specific, I'm afraid.

If it’s multiple choice, the correct answer is all the above

Wing Attack Plan R · Dec 9, 2023

Sly said:
Bruno Fernandes Wtf are you doing? Remove him as captain. UNACCEPTABLE just before the Liverpool game.

maybe it's an opportunity for EtH to give someone else the armband... and then let them keep it. Question is, who would you give it to? We could give it back to Maguire at this rate!

adkb · Dec 9, 2023

Glad bruno is out of next game. We will win at Pool thanks to this amazing luck.

Godfather · Dec 9, 2023

These subs made us even worse

90 + 5min · Dec 9, 2023

What is wrong with these team and squad.

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