Manchester United 0:3 Bournemouth

big_jeffstar · Dec 9, 2023

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson said:
I try and give Ten Hag some glass half full support but if he picks Martial, he’s going to get himself sacked. Couple of others close behind.

And considering he’s an experienced coach, it’s worrying he can’t see our build up is wrong… too slow, which benefits opponents and hinders our best players/attributes.

Teams like Bournemouth want to get into their shape and win tackles… so play quicker and prevent both? It’s not rocket science.

And for the love of God, if we’re playing crap, make earlier subs!

These are basics, might not make us title challengers but would help a lot.

I feel like no matter who the manager is, they’ll eventually revert to playing mctominay, rashford, Bruno and martial and we just see the same problems forever.. it’s like they don’t learn from the previous managers before them.. everyone gets a clean slate.

Antisocial · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno out of the Liverpool game - erm…

InfiniteBoredom · Dec 9, 2023

Matt Varnish said:
Oh FFS shut up abut xG yG Bg Ag, the only G that matters is the ones at the top of the screen.
Stats don't win games!

Do you have an inability to read or something? That’s exactly the point I made.

Sanchez7 · Dec 9, 2023

Sums up Bruno's tenure as a captain. Embarrassing.

PoTMS · Dec 9, 2023

Hmm interesting. Bruno picks up a yellow, he is suspended against Liverpool.

mav_9me · Dec 9, 2023

James35 said:
No manager should stay at a club if they lose 11 games before mid December.

Could not agree more, particularly if they keep playing Martial

MetoTTT · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno don't want to go to Anfield

Dazzmondo · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno suspended against Liverpool. Wtf Bruno

gerdm07 · Dec 9, 2023

Fernandes may have done that on purpose. Why would he want to play vs Liverpool?

Bestofthebest · Dec 9, 2023

Where are all these people who were predicting us to score 3 goals or win 1:0. It is plain we can’t score 3 and we can’t keep clean sheets anywhere near often enough. This result could be even worse before the end. No fight, not a lot of skill and too many players earning a soft living. Disgraceful. Think ten Hag will bear the brunt for this but I don’t think he is totally to blame but I think his purchases have been poor.

zaafi · Dec 9, 2023

Why are you mad about Bruno being suspended after you're literally watching this performance?

Probably did it on purpose too, weak captain.

arnie_ni · Dec 9, 2023

Tosser

El Jefe · Dec 9, 2023

What a clown Bruno.

Art · Dec 9, 2023

Not the worst thing having Bruno off for Liverpool.

JB08 · Dec 9, 2023

Fernandes

FreakyJim · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno banned himself on purpose.

Our captain

RORY65 · Dec 9, 2023

Andycoleno9 said:
Bruno out for Pool game. What a plonker

Genius more like, he can now avoid that debacle.

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 9, 2023

Mercurial said:
I'd like the story on Varane some day when he will talk.

Yeah, he’ll go somewhere in January and show his qualities no doubt.

Hernandez - BFA · Dec 9, 2023

Yikes.

Heinzesight · Dec 9, 2023

Maybe best he’s out.

Yanited__ · Dec 9, 2023

No Fernandes for Liverpool. Looks like the stage is set then isn't it

SAFMUTD · Dec 9, 2023

May be a blessing in disguise that Bruno yellow card. He'll miss the Liverpool game

Kinky Melinky · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno is a tit

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 9, 2023

RedRocket9908 said:
Bruno suspended for Liverpool away

Should be fined two weeks wages for that.

3-0 down, few mins left and captain. Then miss Liverpool. Idiot

Wing Attack Plan R · Dec 9, 2023

Godfather said:
Well done Bruno you idiot. Banned now for Liverpool

He's doing us a favor, buddy.

erikcred · Dec 9, 2023

El Jefe said:
What a clown Bruno.

Smart. Didn't want to be on the end of a 7-0 again.

R'hllor · Dec 9, 2023

Hahha Bruno knows that he will look pathetic again vs Liverpool so got himself booked, proper captain and people actually like this obnoxious moaning cnut.

Andycoleno9 · Dec 9, 2023

Ollie Derbyshire said:
Does anyone actually think Dalot is good enough for us?

And Varane obviously isn’t going to play for us again is he, a what, 4 time CL winner and he can’t get in ahead of Shaw and then Evan’s is a joke.

Of course it is a joke. That shit about left footed defender is nonsense.

Ricardo de la Vega · Dec 9, 2023

Cantona in disguise said:
It's not going to change much but there has to be some accountability for this. This is a disgrace.

There wont be accountability for it because those accountable (the owners) are those responsible for holding others to account. Who guards the guards?

Wilt · Dec 9, 2023

RedRocket9908 said:
Bruno suspended for Liverpool away

Feck ….Pool battering incoming

pauldyson1uk · Dec 9, 2023

Need goals and he brings on VdB and Rashford, who could not score in a brothel on buy one free night.

lonelyred · Dec 9, 2023

Darkhorsez said:
If we had 80 mins left - May be but 8 mins!

800?

SilentWitness · Dec 9, 2023

DickDastardly said:
We haven't created a single chance.

We barely had a shot on goal.

Again, nonsense. You're being hysterical because you're losing 3-0.

Withnail said:
Nothing clear cut at all. Half chances and shots through a pile of bodies are not real chances. At no point did I think we looked like scoring and we're so bad at the back it's unreal.

I think if you look back at the whole game you've had multiple chances with the right final ball could easily have been a goal and a different game. A complete off game for you lot and the only reason it's a worry is because of other results in the season. Any other day and it would just be seen as a shite result but not much to look into.

girish · Dec 9, 2023

DickDastardly said:
Even Bruno giving up.

He always does.

CloneMC16 · Dec 9, 2023

Should have been 4.

The Mitcher · Dec 9, 2023

PoTMS said:
Hmm interesting. Bruno picks up a yellow, he is suspended against Liverpool.

Oh come off it :lol:

dannyrhinos89 · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno doesn't fancy anfield. Fair play.

Hughes35 · Dec 9, 2023

Fernandes isn't as stupid as he looks. Who would want to get mauled by Liverpool?

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Dec 9, 2023

DomesticTadpole said:
We know somebody who has gone today, it's his birthday.

Wonder which member of the Third Reich he was in a previous life?

sparx99 · Dec 9, 2023

How is that not a pen for Rashford?

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