Fulham 0:1 Manchester United

Resonance · Sunday at 19:43

I know why this has been scheduled for 7pm now, it’s great ‘send you to sleep’ material.

NewGlory · Sunday at 19:44

Leno deserved a yellow for that bullshit against De Ligt

Insanity · Sunday at 19:44

Was that an attempt? Did we finally make an attempt in the 42nd minute? I am delirious. Someone hold me.

JBG · Sunday at 19:44

PoTMS said:
It's a weird rule but the correct one. If advantage is played and the foul was stopping a promising attack, no card is shown as the advantage allowed the promising attack to continue.

I was reacting to Berge holding Ugarte.

Sandikan · Sunday at 19:44

Squeaky_Bum_Time said:
What does Bassey have to do to get a yellow card?

Just a handsy shed isn't he. Classic over physical limited player that the prem is full of these days.

United Hobbit · Sunday at 19:44

Those who watch the youth teams - is there a striker there who could do a better job than these 2 are currently?

santeria13 · Sunday at 19:44

Berbaclass said:
Literally can't remember any moment in any game where he has for months.

even in the games he scores, he usually does literally nothing else. For a player like him to be useful, he needs to be scoring almost a goal a game. But he's so poor technically in terms and movement and technique, I don't ever see that happening.

PoTMS · Sunday at 19:44

Garnacho doing flicks there for absolutely no reason.

mitchmouse · Sunday at 19:44

when is rubin going to admit that this system doesn't work with this squad?

Mr Pigeon · Sunday at 19:44

Fulham are playing really dirty and getting away with it. It's annoying because they're already playing better than us anyway. But I guess twats will always be in full on twat mode no matter what.

Berbaclass · Sunday at 19:44

Get Adama on so we can have the rematch against Lisandro

Tom Van Persie · Sunday at 19:44

Take a touch Garnacho

Swedish_Plumber · Sunday at 19:44

Take the fecking ball and turn. Stupid fecking flicks

kouroux · Sunday at 19:44

Dreadful long ball by Bruno.

Lyng · Sunday at 19:44

Hester_manc said:
Andersen has made many freekicks, but the refs does not give them. First time Højlund pushes back, and Andersen has a freekick.

It's funny seeing how much Joachim gets away with in this match compared to when he is opposed Arsenal or Liverpool attackers

Ish · Sunday at 19:44

DavidDeSchmikes said:
his form seems to have had dipped since being moved

Yeah I honestly think it’s mostly that move in position but can’t discount the mental effect of being part of this squad.

ManUnitedCanuck · Sunday at 19:44

Hojlund isn’t great holding up the ball, but how do defenders get away with bear hugging him every time he has his back to goal and tries to receive the ball???

hellhunter · Sunday at 19:44

Stretfordender said:
Like world beaters

Never in doubt

WouterWeghorst · Sunday at 19:44

PoTMS said:
It's a weird rule but the correct one. If advantage is played and the foul was stopping a promising attack, no card is shown as the advantage allowed the promising attack to continue.

So sometimes it’s the intention that counts, sometimes the outcome?

Sounds like football to me, where every rule has a hundred exemptions.

ToToMarshall · Sunday at 19:45

I know Amorim hasn't signed any of his own players blah blah blah but this run is worse to watch than anything LVG churned out and results-wise is worse than Rangnick or Moyes or anyone for that matter

Berbaclass · Sunday at 19:45

kouroux said:
Dread long ball by Bruno.

Ultimate casino footballer

Swedish_Plumber · Sunday at 19:45

PoTMS said:
It's a weird rule but the correct one. If advantage is played and the foul was stopping a promising attack, no yellow card is shown as the advantage allowed the promising attack to continue.

Ugarte was booked after Brighton scored at the weekend?

Matt851 · Sunday at 19:45

Dec9003 said:
From what I’ve read on here most of our players are just useless, so the plan is to not get the most out of what we have, but rebuild the entire squad. We also have no money though so we’re just sort of trudging along.

As you say we don't seem to have much money so best we can probably hope for is 3-4 new signings and the rest will need to improve to make this work

thisisnottaken1 · Sunday at 19:45

astracrazy said:
Then the cnut can feck off if thats his attitude

fecking really? Even Saint Peter would lose his patience if he relied on service from Rashford and Garnacho.

Although then again, I’ve been a big defender of Højlund, but I’m losing more and more faith in the kid. It’s gotten to the point where it’s probably more likely that I would do better up front, and I’m an overweight nearly 26 years who likes to drink beer and eat crisps, pizza, chocolate, and suchlike.

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Sunday at 19:45

Bruno in extreme bad-Bruno mode today

You know you're in for a shitter when he does one of those no-look volley 'passes' across the pitch

Bobski · Sunday at 19:45

I am not sure what is more boring, the game, the crying about Hojlund, or the crying about the ref.

Wing Attack Plan R · Sunday at 19:45

Edge of your seat stuff.

astracrazy · Sunday at 19:45

mitchmouse said:
when is rubin going to admit that this system doesn't work with this squad?

You don't think he already knew that when we signed him?

diarm · Sunday at 19:45

I feel like I've said this 100 times, but we need to start fining a weeks wages for every back heel flick.

The once every two seasons it pays off with a spectacular goal, is nowhere near worth the 45 times a game it results in a cheap loss of possession.

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Sunday at 19:45

Good defending from Mazraoui

Dannn411 · Sunday at 19:45

I'm surprised we're 13th. We play like we're 16th. Shocking.

Lay · Sunday at 19:45

Berbaclass said:
Literally can't remember any moment in any game where he has for months.

Hasn't scored in 36 games in total in the league. His goals are really spread over a thin amount of games

Jordan_mufc · Sunday at 19:45

Quality of these players is honestly unbelievable. Can't even control a 5 yard pass

mav_9me · Sunday at 19:45

That could be a pen on Maguire

Garethw · Sunday at 19:45

mitchmouse said:
when is rubin going to admit that this system doesn't work with this squad?

Probably when he’s sat at home after being sacked in a few months.

This is atrocious. Worst I’ve ever seen.

mitchmouse · Sunday at 19:46

United Hobbit said:
Those who watch the youth teams - is there a striker there who could do a better job than these 2 are currently?

irrelevant. even halaand can't score if no one passes to him

GMoore23 · Sunday at 19:46

Bruno is no creative midfielder.

Ronaldo's ego · Sunday at 19:46

Other than the support, everything that made this club great is dead.

McTerminator · Sunday at 19:46

Reditus said:
It’s not been a great game. But I think we have controlled the game pretty well. I was expecting Fulham to be on top

They’ve had the only shots, not sure we can be dominant without a shot on goal

Squeaky_Bum_Time · Sunday at 19:46

Good defending Maz.

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