Fulham 0:1 Manchester United

Paul778 · Sunday at 19:39

Insanity said:
What are even trying to do?

Can't defend. Can't control the ball through the midfield. Can't attack. Don't press. Can't pass. Can't hold on to the ball.

What is the point of our football? The "didn't get enough time to train" isn't cutting it anymore. We are regressing & getting worse. This five at the back system is pathetic. The worst part is that still cut through us at will.

Annoying game to watch. Toothless team.

We weren't scoring in the 4231. We don't have any attacking players good enough or in form

Jaxa · Sunday at 19:39

Anthony Martial was built of Glass but my god he was much better than this useless plank up front for us, Hojlund is shocking at the moment

Gandalf · Sunday at 19:39

Apokalips said:
Yes it has always been rubbish. I've said many times the fact that he had less touches than Martial in double the minutes at one point last season spoke volumes.

Good strikers get themselves on the end of things and create service through their movement.

Not going to deny that he is having a mare out there right now but it is not just rubbish to say service is an issue. Our attacking play is so bad that nobody would be doing well in this side. I don’t know if there are any stats for this but our build up play has to be the slowest in the league and we get so few bodies in the box. Yes he needs to do a whole lot better but the same is true of pretty much our entire squad and I really don’t know why we are so lethargic in attack and have been under three successive managers now.

FerociousCorgis · Sunday at 19:39

Both sides haven't been great tonight. Feel bad for those who traveled to see the game so far

kouroux · Sunday at 19:39

Robbie Boy said:
He is for sure. But holistically our attack is fecking bobbins. He's getting fed the ball so far from goal, and clearly it doesn't remotely suit him.

I honestly don't even know where a goal is likely to come from

Tom Van Persie · Sunday at 19:39

Somebody should tell Fletch that Infantino is head of FIFA not UEFA

Foolsgold21 · Sunday at 19:39

Our attacking efforts are so poor - where are the under / over lapping runs?
With three out wide they must surely be able to work it better than this

NewGlory · Sunday at 19:39

thisisnottaken1 said:
That’s why I specified last season. I think it just demoralised him to the point of him probably thinking something like “feck it, if these useless cnuts won’t pass to me, I won’t even bother”.

Yes, it is possible and maybe even plausible. We, fans, surely had hoped he would have more resiliency, mental strength, and adaptability, though...

Ronaldo's ego · Sunday at 19:39

Slight improvement from getting carved up by the worst team in Premier League history.

SNes · Sunday at 19:39

Struggling to stay awake watching this

SuperiorXI · Sunday at 19:39

SparcMac said:
Why the feck is Infantino there?

I'm glad he has to watch this

Someone · Sunday at 19:40

This setup is dumb with this group of players.

Teja · Sunday at 19:40

No strategy other than draw the press and hit it long. Can't play out the back for their lives.

T00lsh3d · Sunday at 19:40

Justice for @RedDevilRoshi being served

Dec9003 · Sunday at 19:40

I’m usually the first to slate Hojlund, but in this shape with five defenders nobody is really attacking well.

Ceteris · Sunday at 19:40

Who was a the coach working with Hojlund? He needs investigating too.

I don't think the kid has improved in any area of his game

Toblerone92 · Sunday at 19:40

Why bother with Rasmus anymore? What has he done to warrant starting? At least Zirkzee can hold the ball up and lay it off, allowing the attack to develop, Hojlund just ruins any momentum with his inability to win the ball and bring others into play.

Eugenius · Sunday at 19:40

This commentator is awful

Ollie Derbyshire · Sunday at 19:40

JBG said:
Garnachos passing pisses me off at times

Everyone’s passing pisses me off all the time!

ManRed · Sunday at 19:40

We have zero attack with Rasmus upfront. Any ball played to him is given to Fulham by default

2 man midfield · Sunday at 19:40

Tom Van Persie said:
Somebody should tell Fletch he's a proper melon

fixed

Lyng · Sunday at 19:40

astracrazy said:
Then the cnut can feck off if thats his attitude

No wonder he is hated when we start making up ahite about what he thinks.

WouterWeghorst · Sunday at 19:40

You’d forgive the away fans for doing the poznan currently. Better to watch the wall or some chairs than looking at this shite.

UnofficialDevil · Sunday at 19:40

Horrible system/formation

Adz_99 · Sunday at 19:40

This half is giving me LVG flashbacks. Absolutely nothings happened.

Toad · Sunday at 19:40

Hopefully have a shot before half time if we are lucky

diarm · Sunday at 19:40

lex talionis said:
I had to join late because of a college basketball game on the same network that had to end first. Gave we even taken a shot, or or off the goal?

35 minutes behind kick off puts you on around the same tempo as the players to be fair.

lex talionis · Sunday at 19:40

We should have listened to Ralf.

LDUred · Sunday at 19:40

This is just utter dogshit. No attacking threat whatsoever.

mitchmouse · Sunday at 19:40

no team starts at so slow a tempo than us... and as usually we've decided not to give hojilund a sniff of the ball

and, of course, antony taylor trying hard for worst referee of the weekend award. took him 30 mins to give us a freekick

PoTMS · Sunday at 19:40

One of the worst striker cameos I've ever seen.

King Eric 7 · Sunday at 19:40

No yellow card?

Darkhorsez · Sunday at 19:40

kouroux said:
I honestly don't even know where a goal is likely to come from

Bruno is our only likely scorer. Sad times

Paul778 · Sunday at 19:40

Was hoping with Anthony missing we'd have a different option on the bench from the academy. How fo you change this up wih only Zirkzee on the bench?

Tom Van Persie · Sunday at 19:41

2 man midfield said:
fixed

48 hours · Sunday at 19:41

SparcMac said:
Why the feck is Infantino there?

Must be a brown envelope to collect

Lost bear · Sunday at 19:41

The referee is appalling. Any 50/50 goes Fulham’s way.

Berbaclass · Sunday at 19:41

JBG said:
Garnachos passing pisses me off at times

I'll somehow get the blame for you saying this.

ThinkTank@Cafe · Sunday at 19:41

Jose: kick the ball into big guy
Ole: pass to Bruno
ETH: pass to Bruno
ETH: pass to Bruno doesn’t work, buys big guy
Amorim: kick the ball into big guy

progress

Insanity · Sunday at 19:41

Paul778 said:
We weren't scoring in the 4231. We don't have any attacking players good enough or in form

We can't move the ball or string 3 passes together. That has nothing to do with our shitty attacking players.

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