FC Porto 3:3 Manchester United

fps · Oct 3, 2024

Offside said:
Was thinking the same thing. Unfortunately they all have their memories wiped and meet for the first time again every match day.

Here come the men in red
Ten Hag sacked by December

kouroux · Oct 3, 2024

fecking Dalot shooting like Bruno now

Ollie Derbyshire · Oct 3, 2024

thisisnottaken1 said:
Exactly. Our anthem may as well be the circus theme.

More like Benny Hill!

Berbaclass · Oct 3, 2024

Bruno is shit

Dominos · Oct 3, 2024

We're such a mentally fragile team.

This is the CL group stage from last year all over again. Just can't control a game from a dominant position.

PoTMS · Oct 3, 2024

Onana has been our best player of the season by some distance.

DavidDeSchmikes · Oct 3, 2024

pablo__p · Oct 3, 2024

Amsterdam Devil said:
Porto not even playing that good.

Exactly. Plus, both our goals were rather flukey.
Any proper side would be leading comfortably by 2-3 goals against united set up like this ( and passangers like rashford)

CannibalSpectre · Oct 3, 2024

UnitedSofa said:
De Ligt slander is incredible.

He's an average player who 'peaked' at Ajax in his teens. The step up to a higher level of league football hasn't boded well for him

tomaldinho1 · Oct 3, 2024

pratyush_utd said:
Look at Dalot ffs. Why would you play him there.. He is blocking his own teammates and is off position when Porto is attacking.

This is just madness

Goals goals goals goals, goals I do adore

Darlington Padgett · Oct 3, 2024

pratyush_utd said:
Dalot position makes no sense.. If Porto played the pass to left side quickly Martinez would have been dragged to touchline again..

Dalot in midfield and Eriksen on the wing covering for him, nothing makes sense.

The Hacker · Oct 3, 2024

Do the players get fined for holding onto the ball for a bit? Would our midfield not want to try to control the tempo of the game and hold it for a bit? It’s ridiculous how we play leaving ourselves so open. Basic game management. Bored of how poor we are at it.

Crimson King · Oct 3, 2024

pratyush_utd said:
Look at Dalot ffs. Why would you play him there.. He is blocking his own teammates and is off position when Porto is attacking.

This is just madness

He wants his energy in there as a 3rd midfielder to help the old boys, even though it leaves us pretty bare on the left side.

Yeah, I don't really like it either

Giggsy PO · Oct 3, 2024

Catt said:
Which is?

The plan.

Ceteris · Oct 3, 2024

Stop this stupid inverted shite, They can hardly do their day jobs as defenders.

Dalot has Martinez so exposed

Cerberus · Oct 3, 2024

United Hobbit said:
What is wrong with Licha, he used to be great

To be fair, he was out for a long time. Gonna take time for him to be as good again.

kouroux · Oct 3, 2024

pratyush_utd said:
Look at Dalot ffs. Why would you play him there.. He is blocking his own teammates and is off position when Porto is attacking.

This is just madness

Moreover being all over the pitch must not help in terms of positioning when defending

thisisnottaken1 · Oct 3, 2024

DavidDeSchmikes said:

feck me. That’s atrocious.

100 · Oct 3, 2024

What’s the opposite of the dark arts?

Zed 101 · Oct 3, 2024

Costa gifts us 2 goals and we still chuck away the lead, Porto the better side we look all over the place in defence again

Catt · Oct 3, 2024

At least we scored 2 goals

pablo__p · Oct 3, 2024

Pughnichi said:
feck knows. Crazy obsession getting him into midfield but it just leaves us so open

Just have to accept that we got the dumber baldy.

thisisnottaken1 · Oct 3, 2024

100 said:
What’s the opposite of the dark arts?

Light arts?

Swedish_Plumber · Oct 3, 2024

Can’t implement an effective press when we can’t get anywhere near a tackle

Berbaclass · Oct 3, 2024

Rashford fecking take a shot man

kouroux · Oct 3, 2024

Casemiro hahaha I'm dead bro

Desert Eagle · Oct 3, 2024

damn what a chance

FireballXL5 · Oct 3, 2024

Rashford, shoot earlier!

Withnail · Oct 3, 2024

Red Rash said:
We are very left sided. Barely played down the right. We need to mix it up more.

It's bizarre. Amad was in an acre of space for about 3 mins while we faffed about on the left until it was recycled to Casemiro who played a poor pass into the box and lost possession.

Walters_19_MuFc · Oct 3, 2024

They're shit scared of Rashy.

We're only good on the counter.

Camy89 · Oct 3, 2024

Pass it Rashford. God sake. Leave it for someone else.

Lay · Oct 3, 2024

I take it back, we would finish 6th in Portugal, not 3rd

NotChatGPT · Oct 3, 2024

Pass the fecking ball

Schmeichels pinky · Oct 3, 2024

Ollie Derbyshire said:
More like Benny Hill!

Thought you responded to this one:

kouroux said:
fecking Dalot shooting like Bruno now

LawCharltonBest · Oct 3, 2024

DavidDeSchmikes said:

Why has he started writing so much against ten hag/United lately ?

thisisnottaken1 · Oct 3, 2024

Berbaclass said:
Rashford fecking take a shot man

I read that as “take a shit”

Withnail · Oct 3, 2024

Oh feck off Dalot. You're not scoring from there you twat.

Posh Red · Oct 3, 2024

Rashford has been excellent

tyunited · Oct 3, 2024

Pass it!

SirMattlives · Oct 3, 2024

Oh please pass...

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