FC Porto 3:3 Manchester United

Drainy · Oct 3, 2024

Sneaky hand ball there

Sassy Colin · Oct 3, 2024

The Cat said:
I know this is hyperbole but have said it before. Sack him and get Keane in for 2 months to weed out the chaff. It would never happen but it would help long term for the next manager.

Nonsense

Bobski · Oct 3, 2024

Actually responded well.

Dazzmondo · Oct 3, 2024

Rasmus did well with the run and ball

pseudo_canadian · Oct 3, 2024

DJ_21 said:
Funny how all ETH former players apart from martinez are all letting him down

Martinez hasn’t been great this season

Andycoleno9 · Oct 3, 2024

If only we managed to buy Tagliafico. Then Ten Hag could field full Ajax back 5.

UnitedSofa · Oct 3, 2024

De Ligt slander is incredible.

Amsterdam Devil · Oct 3, 2024

Diolo making a safe. Porto giving us chances, they are shit.

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2024

Wing Attack Plan R said:
Rasmus had a great run, held off his marker, played a ball that should have been hit first time by Amad.

agreed

slyadams · Oct 3, 2024

Offside said:
Hojlund looks like such a good player but then in tight areas the ball just bounces off him. Really needs to work on his first touch. Yet another player in our team who has quality but can’t show it enough as their ineptitude at the basics holds them back.

If only there was some activity they could do between games, possibly lead and supervised by some kind of expert, to try and improve.

Gabriel Djemba-Bebe · Oct 3, 2024

Gandalf said:
Martinez hasn't had a good game in over 18 months.

FA Cup final?

PSV · Oct 3, 2024

UnitedSofa said:
De Ligt slander is incredible.

Looked like a fish out of water so far, not unwarranted.

Catt · Oct 3, 2024

thisisnottaken1 · Oct 3, 2024

GledTheRed said:
We're a laughing stock.

Exactly. Our anthem may as well be the circus theme.

DJ_21 · Oct 3, 2024

Gandalf said:
Martinez hasn't had a good game in over 18 months.

Ye but I wouldn’t say he’s been a failure. ETH best former player signing

Offside · Oct 3, 2024

slyadams said:
If only there was some activity they could do between games, possibly lead and supervised by some kind of expert, to try and improve.

Was thinking the same thing. Unfortunately they all have their memories wiped and meet for the first time again every match day.

doubleohseven · Oct 3, 2024

Jazz said:
How the feck do we not score there??

Do you know who we are?

kouroux · Oct 3, 2024

Pughnichi said:
feck knows. Crazy obsession getting him into midfield but it just leaves us so open

It's idiotic, a tactical move for the sake of it. We need him overlapping Rashford, that's our best way of creating space for him.
ETH is an absolute weapon of a tactician

Berbaclass · Oct 3, 2024

If it was me I would swap Martinez and Dalot. Have Martinez step into midfield and Dalot can cover the LCB/LB position with his pace.

DJ_21 · Oct 3, 2024

pseudo_canadian said:
Martinez hasn’t been great this season

This season being the key word. He’s been the best of his former players though.

GledTheRed · Oct 3, 2024

Will end up 4-2 this.

RedDevil@84 · Oct 3, 2024

slyadams said:
If only there was some activity they could do between games, possibly lead and supervised by some kind of expert, to try and improve.

PR interviews?

pratyush_utd · Oct 3, 2024

Look at Dalot ffs. Why would you play him there.. He is blocking his own teammates and is off position when Porto is attacking.

This is just madness

Ollie Derbyshire · Oct 3, 2024

Sea-Cow said:
I would be ok with him not starting tonight if it was because we're resting him for a tough away fixture on Sunday, but I will bet that he will start on the bench then as well, and one of the old men, maybe both, will play on two days rest.

He's not really helping himself.

He never does.

Dazzmondo · Oct 3, 2024

Brilliant ball by Bruno

Withnail · Oct 3, 2024

How is that not a foul on Martinez.

Red Rash · Oct 3, 2024

We are very left sided. Barely played down the right. We need to mix it up more.

appleman · Oct 3, 2024

I want a ETH style team to work, but it's so predictable to see a good or at least fortunate start go to waste that you are almost begging for someone to take this ETH&UTD match out of its suffering

The Cat · Oct 3, 2024

Sassy Colin said:
Nonsense

Your post is a dick.

GledTheRed · Oct 3, 2024

thisisnottaken1 said:
Exactly. Our anthem may as well be the circus theme.

May as well come out speeded up to Benny Hill.

Mike Smalling · Oct 3, 2024

GledTheRed said:
Will end up 4-2 this.

For who?

KiD MoYeS · Oct 3, 2024

What does my head in is that not one of the players or the coaching staff, manager included, seem to give out a bollocking during these games? They all just shake their heads. Someone needs to lift these soft shites out of it.

Litch · Oct 3, 2024

UnitedSofa said:
De Ligt slander is incredible.

So true

Walters_19_MuFc · Oct 3, 2024

Rockets Redglare said:
Neither are we but we’ve managed to score two as well.

Two keeper errors, too.

thisisnottaken1 · Oct 3, 2024

Mike Smalling said:
For who?

Them probably.

Superunknown · Oct 3, 2024

GledTheRed said:
Will end up 4-2 this.

Will be a very 4-2-nate result for us if we do pull it off.

Gandalf · Oct 3, 2024

DJ_21 said:
Ye but I wouldn’t say he’s been a failure. ETH best former player signing

The ultimate low bar but yes he has been better than the rest of his former stars.

GledTheRed · Oct 3, 2024

pratyush_utd said:
Look at Dalot ffs. Why would you play him there.. He is blocking his own teammates and is off position when Porto is attacking.

This is just madness

Amass ain't strong enough though...

Ace of Spades · Oct 3, 2024

Pughnichi said:
feck knows. Crazy obsession getting him into midfield but it just leaves us so open

Just because Pep does it, does not mean we have to as well.

doubleohseven · Oct 3, 2024

In all honesty, this may holdnus in good stead.

If we'd won five nil in a facile victory, we'd get too cocky.

At least we are brutally reminded of who we are this way.

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