FC Porto 3:3 Manchester United

DomesticTadpole · Oct 3, 2024

Lovely run by Rasmus.

Dazzmondo · Oct 3, 2024

Great ball Bruno. Nobody gets on end of it

Art · Oct 3, 2024

Casemiro with his limp dick efforts feckikng hell

suheilsworld · Oct 3, 2024

suheilsworld said:
Obligatory first goal before we start losing possession and concede and draw/loss… hope im proved wrong though

Looks like I was write. Damn this is weak and Shambolic. We’ve really reverted back to a tean with zero confidence. Defense is all over the place

RonaldoVII · Oct 3, 2024

A draw wouldn't be the worst in an isolated game but being 2-0 up and after recent results it won't be

FerociousCorgis · Oct 3, 2024

damn close from hojlund there

PoTMS · Oct 3, 2024

Casemiro should not be playing any more games for us.

Wing Attack Plan R · Oct 3, 2024

Rasmus had a great run, held off his marker, played a ball that should have been hit first time by Amad.

pratyush_utd · Oct 3, 2024

Its a freestyle football

laughtersassassin · Oct 3, 2024

That's brilliant by Hojlund

DavelinaJolie · Oct 3, 2024

I suppose the saving grace is they look as open as we do, if only we could actually hold onto the ball.

kouroux · Oct 3, 2024

Wtf does Dalot being an extra midfielder actually bring to our team ??

Berbaclass · Oct 3, 2024

KiD MoYeS said:
De Ligt isn't great. Even if Ten Hag does turn it around, he cannot be involved in anymore signings.

Deserves the benefit of the doubt being exposed to this dysfunctional shower of shite.

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2024

Berbaclass said:
Super Bock

makes him even more annoying than usual

mav_9me · Oct 3, 2024

MDFC Manager said:
Not just this game either. It's happened several times this season

I wonder why

Rockets Redglare · Oct 3, 2024

G3079 said:
Just so you know, I blame you personally for this.

Well look on the bright side, baldy is more likely to get the boot now.

tyunited · Oct 3, 2024

Standard story in Europe 2-0 up then lose all composure

Amsterdam Devil · Oct 3, 2024

Porto not even playing that good.

doubleohseven · Oct 3, 2024

Paul Ince Bottler School

Oranges038 · Oct 3, 2024

325 in the buildup.

Too easy to pin the two centre mids.

DarkLord1984 · Oct 3, 2024

suheilsworld said:
Looks like I was write. Damn this is weak and Shambolic. We’ve really reverted back to a tean with zero confidence. Defense is all over the place

Easy bet to make these days. You can put your house on United automatically conceding after taking a lead, and you'd be safe.

Catt · Oct 3, 2024

The Cat said:
The plan is getting a payoff instead of resigning.

Hey Cat, you would too

Jazz · Oct 3, 2024

I don't think Amad is doing very well. Get Garnacho on.

The Cat · Oct 3, 2024

I know this is hyperbole but have said it before. Sack him and get Keane in for 2 months to weed out the chaff. It would never happen but it would help long term for the next manager.

FireballXL5 · Oct 3, 2024

Camy89 said:
De Light

Groove is in the heart.

E-mal · Oct 3, 2024

Delight is awful but Martinez has been poor. That Mifield is close to 100 years old

Ish · Oct 3, 2024

Damn, I don’t even think championship sides are as wide open as we are, and have been under ten Hag. Really has no clue how to set us up. It’s not even that we can pinpoint us flourishing in attack as the reason we’re always so wide open. Because we’re shit at both ends of the pitch.

diarm · Oct 3, 2024

This is as basketball a game of football as you’re ever likely to watch.

Gandalf · Oct 3, 2024

DJ_21 said:
Funny how all ETH former players apart from martinez are all letting him down

Martinez hasn't had a good game in over 18 months.

Offside · Oct 3, 2024

Hojlund looks like such a good player but then in tight areas the ball just bounces off him. Really needs to work on his first touch. Yet another player in our team who has quality but can’t show it enough as their ineptitude at the basics holds them back.

redshaw · Oct 3, 2024

Problem is

Porto, two uncharacteristic errors from a top keeper.

United two characteristic goals conceded and probably more to come.

Rockets Redglare · Oct 3, 2024

Amsterdam Devil said:
Porto not even playing that good.

Neither are we but we’ve managed to score two as well.

pratyush_utd · Oct 3, 2024

Dalot position makes no sense.. If Porto played the pass to left side quickly Martinez would have been dragged to touchline again..

Back To Madeira · Oct 3, 2024

Back To Madeira said:
Lovely stuff. Although I remember 2-0 leads away from home in Europe last season. Let's keep it tight.

Took all of 10 minutes, classic.

Catt · Oct 3, 2024

So tired of this team

Gabriel Djemba-Bebe · Oct 3, 2024

Bruno whipping in some tantalising crosses tonight.

GledTheRed · Oct 3, 2024

thisisnottaken1 said:
I know right? We’re the footballing equivalent of Calamity James.

We're a laughing stock.

Jazz · Oct 3, 2024

How the feck do we not score there??

FerociousCorgis · Oct 3, 2024

how the hell was that not a yellow?

Pughnichi · Oct 3, 2024

kouroux said:
Wtf does Dalot being an extra midfielder actually bring to our team ??

feck knows. Crazy obsession getting him into midfield but it just leaves us so open

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