Yes, but with 100% more hipster glasses.
FA Premier League
Everton 0:3 Manchester United
Goodison Park
- Kick-off
- Sat, 17 October 2015 @ 3:00pm BST
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Discussion Live Updates 56 Your Lineup Prediction
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Dreading our lack of proper offensive play.Martial' speed.
Martial is so good at attacking the space7 min
Martial chases a ball into the box but is outnumbered by Coleman and Stones. At the other end Lukaku nearly gets on the end of a long ball but De Gea gathers.
The game has started at a blistering pace.Thank feck for David.You spend money on a TV subscription and expect to watch live matches of your team, only to end up watching a dodgy stream with a guy who calls Martial, Martell.
Life.Slightly lucky there.fecking hell Dave again..
Anyone a good river?Absolute disgrace that martial is not the striker and has to play somewhere else just to Accommodate Rooney into the squad.Herrera getting involved all the time which is good.8 min
Darmian gets forward and his cross flies across to six yard box, with only Rooney to aim for.Looks like we're playing with a bit more "risk" than usual. Good start.A bit more aggression and Rooney might have connected with that.Herrera's lively. Good to see.Not a bad start in fairness.Mata found himself in a dreamlike amount of space there a minute ago, of course it was Rooney he had to find with a throughball so he might as well have been taking a goal kick.Well defended by Smalling and Jones.Good lad, Mike. Don't be bullied by Lukaku.Anyone mentioned "false 9" yet?Thank christ we bought Fellaini. I'm imagining him chasing all those long balls from Everton.Bring blind on
It's been that way since Martial cam ein really, it's just the Arsenal game was a blip.Rooney's touch seems alright, confident enough to shoot from range.Good attack, nice try from Rooney.Why is Smalling on the left again?11 min
Rooney play a one-two with Mata and it opens up for a shot from 20 yards but he flies a few yards wide.Decent start from Rooney.Has Rooney ever scored for us against Everton? Just curious....Jones seems to have found some composureNever have I seen an attacker consistently drop so deep as Rooney does
Maybe LVG prefers Jones more? He did play him a lot more than Smalling in pre-season, and then Jones got that injury.City have won their game already.As long as Smalling handles Lukaku, we'll be all right. Jones looks a bit uneasy with him.Foul? He fell over.Cheap fk.That's a dive.
He's a complete idiot then.
Can you imagine Fellaini behind Lukaku? An aerial nightmare.At this point we would be hearing how Lukaku is bullying Blind...Such a weak free kick Barely touched him and he bounced off of him.No ways is this a free kick- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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21%
Chris Smalling
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7%
Morgan Schneiderlin
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3%
Anthony Martial
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1%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 812 ratings.
Score Predictions
403,243,207
- Man Utd win
- Everton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Everton 1:2 Man Utd
- 15% Everton 1:1 Man Utd
- 11% Everton 2:1 Man Utd
- 8% Everton 2:0 Man Utd
- 7% Everton 2:2 Man Utd
- 7% Everton 1:3 Man Utd
- 6% Everton 0:2 Man Utd
- 5% Everton 0:1 Man Utd
- 4% Everton 3:1 Man Utd
- 2% Everton 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% Everton 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Everton 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% Everton 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 1:5 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 3:3 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 4:5 Man Utd
- 0% Everton 5:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Everton
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 47% 53%
- Shots
- 12 10
- Shots on Target
- 3 7
- Corners
- 5 3
- Fouls
- 12 14
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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replaced by Michael Carrick
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