I remember being so hungover once that I put a pirated copy of a film set in the ocean on, this copy wasnt the best, and every half hour it skipped to the beginning, was the longest 5 hours of my life - yet our football seems to top that, by a long way too.
Europa League Group L
AZ Alkmaar 0:0 Manchester United
Cars Jeans Stadium
- Kick-off
- Thu, 3 October 2019 @ 5:55pm BST
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No chance, Fred has given the ball away far more then them, and stupidly too
It was blocked by a defender. Only counts as being on target if it's saved by the goalie or a player on the goal line.
It’s a combination of both. Players not being able to control a ball and pass it to another man has nothing to do with tactics or formation.Can someone please explain to me how have we become so atrocious in every aspect except sponsorship.
This team has no cohesion whatsoever in whatever they do. Az have has more chances than usTheir team is younger that ours! fecking shit!Can't imagine how those who travelled to watch this are feeling right now.
We managed one decent chance the whole half. You've missed feck all.This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
Poor but we should have scored twice with Gomes and Greenwood.
This.
To be fair we have an amateur manager who couldn't get the AZ managers job.
Thanks for clearing that up.
I meant more so in terms of our overall play rather than it being Holland. Playing as we are presently it's amazing our supporters show up in full voice. Full credit to them.seeing ole prowling the touchline reminds me of a certain england manager and "do I not like that". seems to have no idea...
I agree that half of that team should be sold, but it doesn't look like we're a team that is well coached. Players just make up as they go
What?This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
The guys that travelled to watch will be die hard. They wouldn't be much fased to lose to Stockport County. Proper fans.Hopefully another individual skill from Greenwood will win us the game like the previous 2 times he started.I like Fred. He's unintentionally funny. He's got the same pointing and communicative skills as Lukaku while also applying the tendency to not know when or how to pass the ball.
Bargain.
We had a couple of chances. Firstly, Greenwood had all but an open net to aim at (the keeper was miles out of position) but scuffed his shot and hit the defender. Then Gomes found himself unmarked at the back post but performed his best impression of an air shot rather than slotting the ball into the far corner.
You realise the game has started and it's half time at the minute, mate?This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
Decent half.This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
It's already half time.I thought playing Gomes was the answer to our problems?
Yup. Still 1 hour till kick off.This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
Dalot cross with Gomes getting the ball caught on in his feet was a decent chance also. United on the ball and movement was awful in that half.
you know the match started at 5.55 don't ya hahaThis is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
you missed the first half which isn't a bad thingSurely Garner cant do any worse than Matic and Fred.
To be fair,tonight we're playing a real mis-matched team.Wish I could have screenshotted one point in the game. Would have explained most of our problems.
Anyway either Fred or Lindelof had the ball and there was no one in front of them for a good 20 yards. Just a HUGE gap in midfield.
4/5 of our attacking players were stood in a straight line right on top of their back four, the rest were out wide.
Shocking ‘movement’.
I’d love to see what Ole is training them to do.As far I can tell, this match is not being broadcast in the US on television. But you can watch Besiktas v Wolves.
We have fallen far, my friends.Do people realise the game is being played on a Hockey pitch, theres going to be lots of miscontrol...
The first half is over, and that’s not the team.This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
Did you invent a time-machine and this is your way of sharing it with the world?
If so, please send me back to the day Scholesy made his debut. Thanks in advance.
We had the same problem with LVG and Mourinho. It takes time to create patterns of play and this 11 has never before played toghether.Why does Ole try to set up this team as 4231. It should be better 433 even with Mata on the right? The disconnect and support when attacking (and pressing) between the 2CMs, wingers and fullbacks are so obvious.
Ah lovely! I've half been following on the BBC text commentary but mainly to glance at the score. I was hoping we may have at least threatened by now!This is my shout for tonight.
James, Rashford, Maguire must be rested. Chong shouldn't be near the starting line up. Garner ahead of Matic despite the latter's lack of game time. We'll get more out of giving Garner an opportunity.
This has cheered me up a bitWhat's the plan here ? Don't we have those folders with sheets of football pitches with the player dots showing their movement , creating triangles etc anymore ? Everyone looks so lost , especially the midfield and attack. It's like they have been told to run out and do their best on their own .- Status
think its just shown the Greenwood "shot"Man of the Match
Runners-up
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31%
Brandon Williams
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8%
Victor Lindelof
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6%
Diogo Dalot
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5%
Scott McTominay
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5%
Marcos Rojo
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2%
Daniel James
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1%
Fred
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1%
Angel Gomes
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1%
Mason Greenwood
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1%
Nemanja Matic
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1%
Jesse Lingard
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 288 ratings.
Score Predictions
196,99,104
- Man Utd win
- AZ Alkmaar win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 21% AZ Alkmaar 1:1 Man Utd
- 15% AZ Alkmaar 0:2 Man Utd
- 15% AZ Alkmaar 1:2 Man Utd
- 10% AZ Alkmaar 2:1 Man Utd
- 9% AZ Alkmaar 0:1 Man Utd
- 5% AZ Alkmaar 1:0 Man Utd
- 5% AZ Alkmaar 2:0 Man Utd
- 4% AZ Alkmaar 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% AZ Alkmaar 0:3 Man Utd
- 3% AZ Alkmaar 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% AZ Alkmaar 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% AZ Alkmaar 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% AZ Alkmaar 3:0 Man Utd
- 2% AZ Alkmaar 3:1 Man Utd
- 1% AZ Alkmaar 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% AZ Alkmaar 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% AZ Alkmaar 4:0 Man Utd
- 1% AZ Alkmaar 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% AZ Alkmaar 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% AZ Alkmaar 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% AZ Alkmaar 3:2 Man Utd
Match Stats
- AZ Alkmaar
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 52% 48%
- Shots
- 12 6
- Shots on Target
- 4 0
- Corners
- 10 1
- Fouls
- 8 8
Referee
Gediminas Mazeika
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
