Wittmann45
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Strange no one has mentioned Indiana Jones yet...
Yeah, I loved those movies as a kid
I think a part of my childhood died when I saw this though:
Strange no one has mentioned Indiana Jones yet...
I actually shouldn't even call what Plinkett/Red Light Media does as a 'review'. Its so much more then that, and the first two reviews are actually far more entertaining than the movies themselves
The horrible acting, the terrible plots, the love story, the overuse of special effects (so much so that everything looks so perfect that it actually looks fake), the terrible writing; none of this is excusable simply because they got two or three scenes right in the III movie
I know you say you don't like reviews, but those reviews are necessary viewing for any Star Wars fan, even the casual ones like myself (and I assume most people)
Oh, I forgot to mention that Lucas is a greedy, fat, lazy business man
I have watched all 6 many time and yes the new 3 are rubbish with plenty of plot holes.
I will watch the reviews.
Agreed about Lucas.
Be warned, the reviews are over a hour long EACH!
Once you get started, you're gonna get sucked in...just to warn you
You might want to set aside three hours of your time.
Also they're slightly demented so you might want to make sure there's no kids around.
well there is 4 of them.
1st and 3rd are excellent , well I though so, 2nd was just passable , but the last one is just rubbish.
Slightly???
They're awesome in part because they are just so incredibly and completely fecked up pieces of art
Yeah, I loved those movies as a kid
I think a part of my childhood died when I saw this though:
Yeah, I loved those movies as a kid
I think a part of my childhood died when I saw this though:
I prefer the prequel Star Wars trilogy to the original, due to there before far more in the way of plot development.
Oh yeah Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and Army of darkness (do these count as a trilogy? probably not but meh).
Actually considering we're talking about trilogies I'd like to recommend the Red Letter Media reviews of Star Wars Episode I, II, and III for consideration.
I wonder what those guys could do with a bit of money. I know they have already released a movie (I have not seen it, don't really plan on it either), but the reviewer/writer (same person?) seems to have a pretty substantial knowledge about movies and movie making.
It would be interesting to see these guys make a real, full length picture with a bit of Hollywood money. I wonder if reviews are just their thing (ie Ebert made a couple of terrible films), or if they could make a fantastic film.
It would probably either be a sci-fi thriller, or, like the movie they released, a classic horror flick
What irks me more than any of that stuff is just sloppy writing. Stuff like weak character motivations, lapses in common sense and bad logic to advance the movie’s plot. The Star Wars prequels are the best examples of this where you’re mesmerized by all the visuals and excitement on screen, but if you really stop and listen you’ll realize that almost every line and every action makes no sense and is just there to get to the next special effects scene.
Agreed the most appalling crap ever seen in a film , has to be the most unreal thing ever in a film.
Even worse than Steven Segal running thought the exploding train and then jumping on a rope ladder on to a helicopter in Under Siege 2.
Star Wars is the most overrated thing in the history of things. An average sci fi geekfest made by a man with absolutely no idea how to write anything, where the best one was directed by someone else, and elevated to grandiose status on the back of it's groundbreaking effects, referential iconic imagery and obsessive fandom.
But it was made in the 70s so whats your point?
Its one of the best films ever made, just because Lucas directed it doesn't change that.
DiE YOU cnut!!!!!!!!!
Yeah the actings shit apart from Ford, what do Peter Cushing and Alec Guiness know about acting eh.
You're talking shit like always.
See? Obsessive. Get a fecking grip. It's panto, complete with Space gerbils with tea towels on their heads.
Guinness' phoned in hammy performance got him a best supporting actor nomination. Lucas got nominations for best screenplay and best director and the film was nominated for best film
as well as winning 6 other oscars.
Its a wonderful film and theres a reason why it endures over 30 years later, its timeless and appeals to all ages.
George Lucas is a genius.
Nicolas Cage won an oscar for best actor, Nicolas fecking Cage.
Anyway, i like the Star Wars Trilogy but personally i think the Lord of the Rings and Back to the Future are better overall..