NotThatSoph
lemons are annoying
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There's this joke I think is pretty good, but doesn't really work as text.Kant’s (famous Russian philosopher) dead body also comes with the territory. Czechia has already announced the annexation though.
A philosopher was on the subway, drinking a beer. A cop noticed him, and let him know it was not allowed. "Come on", the philosopher said, "it's fine, I'm not hurting anyone". "No, but imagine if everyone were drinking on the subway, it would be chaos". The philosopher began losing his patience, and replied "Who do you think you are, fecking Kant?" He was arrested.
You need to pronounce Kant in a certain way.