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Was just looking for a thread on the recent tweet but can't find any but I did find this :rolleyes:

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #12 on: July 1, 2017, 06:32:17 AM »

If you were looking for someone to play the role of sixth best team In a sports based film the I can't think of anyone better than Manchester United to fill that role in all honesty. If Carlsberg made 6th placed teams.........
 
Nice to pop back to rawk, they sound demented by failure even when trying to slag us off.
« Reply #21 on: Today at 09:17:12 AM »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fecking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN feckIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR feckING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE
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calm down.





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Was just looking for a thread on the recent tweet but can't find any but I did find this :rolleyes:

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #12 on: July 1, 2017, 06:32:17 AM »

If you were looking for someone to play the role of sixth best team In a sports based film the I can't think of anyone better than Manchester United to fill that role in all honesty. If Carlsberg made 6th placed teams.........
They're such pathetically bitter people, we finished 6th once for christ sake, the way them and bluemoon go on you'd think we finish 6th every season.
 
When it comes to Flags and Banners it's not United they hate but the 'Selfie halfie halfie scarf brigade':lol::lol:

And thank the Good Lord that you fellas still put in the donkey work for doing what our club was always famous for. This used to distinguish us. At least in Britain. No other club in Britain has the flag tradition that we have. Our flags our unique and part of who we are and what makes us Liverpool. And for the last half century!!!
Other pretenders (Watford/Palace/ Newcastle yawn yawn!!!) might have started half an hour ago, but flags are part of us!
Get them out! Every week! Get the old ones out! Sing our old songs too! Flags and songs are what we do best.

The fellas who do this labour of love understand exactly what our club is. We're not just a football club. This stuff counts as much as the results. And we need the flags more than ever these days. The selfie halfie halfie scarf brigade need to be educated on this.
Thanks fellas. You're doing a brilliant job.
 
When it comes to Flags and Banners it's not United they hate but the 'Selfie halfie halfie scarf brigade':lol::lol:

And thank the Good Lord that you fellas still put in the donkey work for doing what our club was always famous for. This used to distinguish us. At least in Britain. No other club in Britain has the flag tradition that we have. Our flags our unique and part of who we are and what makes us Liverpool. And for the last half century!!!
Other pretenders (Watford/Palace/ Newcastle yawn yawn!!!) might have started half an hour ago, but flags are part of us!
Get them out! Every week! Get the old ones out! Sing our old songs too! Flags and songs are what we do best.

The fellas who do this labour of love understand exactly what our club is. We're not just a football club. This stuff counts as much as the results. And we need the flags more than ever these days. The selfie halfie halfie scarf brigade need to be educated on this.
Thanks fellas. You're doing a brilliant job.

I bet you would vote DUP
 
That's gotta be worse than whoever invaded Wembley last year and almost got a kick from their own team.
 
Jurgens ramblings:

‘We also bought players,’ said Klopp.

‘Yes and they [Liverpool’s rivals] lost a lot of players.

‘I heard Man United lost players, got new players.

‘Don’t know about Chelsea, I’ve not heard a lot.

‘If any of our fans think about what the other teams are doing and why we aren’t doing anything,

‘I can’t help, sorry. We cannot only buy players because other teams buy players.

‘We do our business as good as we can do it and we are completely in it and we are convinced about the way that we are going so that’s all.

‘Nervous fans? Sorry I cannot help, I don’t have to write a message for this.

‘I’m not nervous – maybe that’s the right message for this.’

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/13/jurge...d-to-manchester-united-6776220/#ixzz4miS7pwVj
 
Let's not forget perhaps the greatest passage in the book of Kopites lads. 26, 1-40

1] THEN the twenty years of plenty came to an end, and twenty years of famine set in. 21 The land was barren, and nothing flourished, and no gloty came upon the Kopites. 3] And the Kopites saw the glory of their neighbours to the east, the Devil-Worshippers, and they saw the wealth of the Philistines in the south, who were Muscovites from the house of Chav. 4] Then the Kopites suffered bitterly, and grievously did they pity themselves. 5] And the people came unto the Lord, wailing and rending their garments, which were made from shells. 6] And the Lott said, "Why are you come before me, ctying and wailing? Wherefore do you rend your garments that are made from shells?" 7] And the people cried, "Behold, 0 Lott, we suffer bitterly, like. 8] For Thou hast brought wealth upon the Philistines, and glory to the Devil-Worshippers up the mad; but in Thy anger Thou hast forsaken us Kopites, what were once blessed in Thy sight and that." 9] But the Lord replied, "IIow is it that have I have forsaken you, when I have pouted such bounty upon your heads?" 10] But the people looked about them and saw no riches, nor the shining trophies of battle. And they protested unto the Lord, "Where is this bounty then, 0 Lord, of which Thou fuchen speakest?" 11] And the Lord replied, "Yea, the bounty of the Lord is as the rain, that is drained into the sands of the desert. For it is all gone on the likes of Bruno Cheyrou." 12] But the people wept, and they no longer had faith in the Lord, and banished him from their sight. 13] And the Lord went from that place, and two new Lords came from far away in the West. 14] And the new Lords said that They would lead the people to salvation. 15] Then the people bent over before them, and were overjoyed, and they raised their voices in praise, saying, "We're proper sorted now, la. We're gonna win the league." 16] Now it had come to pass in this time that they greatly exalted the prophet Raphael, who was their leader. 17] For under his rule they fought a battle of many nations, and in the land of Lud they strove against the Berlusconians. 18] And lo, though they were almost destroyed, they fought back and vanquished the enemy, thanks to Stevie G. 19] Then the Kopites made an idol of Raphael, and cried out that he was the saviour, and by his mighty sword they would come forth from the land. 20] But in the end they came fifth. 21] When they saw that the might of the Kopites was nigh restored, all the tribes trembled. 22] But the King of the Devil-Worshippers did not tremble: he was crafty, and in his wisdom he sent a madness upon Raphael. 23] Then Raphael became as a man who dreams, speaking in tongues and seeing visions. 24] And he squandered the wealth of the people on lame and useless servants. 25] For he brought to their camp men such as El Zhar and Ngog, Degen and Bar-Ragan. And he brought Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham; and Babel, in whose name men built a tower. 26] And he brought many, many more. 27] And soon Raphael feared to venture forth, lest he be vanquished, but exhorted his servants only to defend the camp. 28] Then all the tribes came to loathe the Kopites, because they were so boring. 291 So the people came before the two Lords and said, "Why don't Ye giz some ackers to Raphael, that he may bring further glory to the people?' 301 And the Lords replied, "Behold, we have given him millions and millions of shekels. But in his madness, he spent it on Glen the son of John, and Aquilani the Roman. And lo, he squandered it on Josetni. Now the bounty of the Lords is gone, for he hath spunked it on absolute garbage." 311 But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about 'net spend'. 32] So the Lords cast out Raphael, and sent for the prophet Roy, renowned for his steady hand and his outstretched arm and his good relations with the press. 33] But the people were in mourning for Raphael: they loved him greatly and pitied him. And they did pity also themselves. 34] For they were blind to his madness, seeing only his triumph against the 13erlusconians years before. 35] And Roy was an old man, and the Kopites lost countless battles. 36] And the people went berserk, and threatened to come into the house of the Lords and do Them harm. 371 And it came to pass that They were skint, and soon the moneylenders drove Them from the temple. 38] And so yet another Lord came among the Kopites, and he sacrificed Roy and sent for the old King who had lead the Kopites a full score years before. 39] Then the people rejoiced, and cried, "Right, this time we are pure fuchen sorted, la. We're gonna win the league." 40] And them was laughter across the land.

s/o to plech
I have no words :lol:
How..???
 
So the top 4 predictions are out over at ground zero. Only one rawk has Liverpool as low as 3rd. 1st or 2nd for everyone else.
Then there's the detailed breakdowns...
If Kane and Alli can stay fit Spurs should be in the hunt for the title but will probably fall short of City and Liverpool who will have that extra bit of quality depth.

City have signed good players and in Pep and Klopp's second full seasons I think it's likely to see a showdown between them for the league.
 
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