She's hot as hell.
Zlatan Rejoins United
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The signing makes good sense - hopefully high-quality cover if Lukaku gets injured or loses form, plus more options for what is already the strongest bench we have had since 99. As for dressing room dynamics, Mourinho knows him well and must believe Zlatan will add value in terms of mentoring and leadership beyond what he might actually contribute on the pitch. It would be fantastic if he could sign off with an English league medals winner to go with his collection, and if he could complete the full set in Kiev next May...
Great News !
Our 4th signing! At least I don`t have to Google his name
Our 4th signing! At least I don`t have to Google his name
Wonderful news. I love this man
You hope he cheated on his wife (and family)?
He's not married. I'm just saying.
3-5-2 will be a joy to see in January LOL
Great news if he stays a backup. The negative side of me is a little worried. He is a huge player with a big ego (not saying it in a negative way), will he be content with staying on the bench when Lukaku is firing up? Jose and him are very close. I hope Jose isn't stubborn with starting him in games over Lukaku or Martial when they are on form.
As a squad/backup it's an excellent deal.
As a squad/backup it's an excellent deal.
Hardly any of our team has any champions league experience. If we go far it will help having him around the camp
Not a bad backup striker to have.
Well chuffed, beaming at the news.
5 is far from certain.
Good points.
Do we think that, once fully fit, Ibra will play the "big games" whilst Lukaku will start the run of the mill games?
Brilliant news So what's the formation? 4231, Ibra in the number 10 role behind Lukaku, Pogba and Matic as the midfield two?
feck it, let's shoehorn Fellaini in as well at LB or whatever and then whip some set-pieces into the box
So what's the formation? 4231, Ibra in the number 10 role behind Lukaku, Pogba and Matic as the midfield two?feck it, let's shoehorn Fellaini in as well at LB or whatever and then whip some set-pieces into the box
We needed and extra experienced striker, a kind of header/poacher. Ibrahimović is overqualified, but he will do.
All those arguments through out the summer about getting Zlatan and Rooney out of the wage bill. Wonder what wages he is on now.
I'm sure we'll go bankrupt.
If this deal is costing us anymore than 10m we've been shafted.....again.
You mean her job?
Don't get me wrong i'm happy to have him back as he's a brilliant option to have at some point in the season when he's fit. But i'm just worried Mourinho won't want to leave him on the bench.
To be honest i'm not sure he's capable of doing that either. But who knows, i doubt he will be played there anyway.
Him signing on as a #10 probably points towards his role in the team as well. I'm really intrigued to see how he plays off a main striker.
weve just paid £75m for lukaku. He wont be second choice
Sorry male or female, if that was meant to be a professional interview, then job not well done.
I'm very happy. But I hope he won't be expecting to start every week. Besides putting both him and Lukaku together in the starting eleven will be tricky for Jose, dont know how it will work out.
We really need someone who can cross properly now.
Ibra can continue educating Rashford, Martial, and Lukaku on how to be lions.
She actually rubbed her hands together when he made the cheesy, 'Ibracadabra' joke.
Off topic, but I wonder if these days pro-athletes get more sex than rock/pop/rap stars...? I mean, they're sure to be more horny given that they don't smoke are hyper-competitive and spend all day working out.
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Whether he gets a lot of goals or not, I expect him to have the same effect as his compatriot Henrik Larson had in 06-07
Hahahahah this thread. One subject sticks out a bit, but I'll refrain from making comments which would surely force this thread to require some form of censoring.
Instead I'll move onwards to the boring subject:
@OnlyTwoDaSilvas – I thought Zlatan was leaving since Lukaku got his jersey number? You really didn't think I'd let you off the hook, did you? I nailed it and I'll be gloating with this for at least another week. Just take it!
Instead I'll move onwards to the boring subject:
@OnlyTwoDaSilvas – I thought Zlatan was leaving since Lukaku got his jersey number?
You really didn't think I'd let you off the hook, did you? I nailed it and I'll be gloating with this for at least another week. Just take it!I feel a black away shirt with Zlatan 10 on the back coming in my direction.
I like the hidden rhyme in that sentence !
Ibra must've discussed his role with Mourinho before he signed. Hard to see him settling for a place on the United bench when he's a free agent and could be first choice for another top level team.
I'd be surprised if he isn't a starter. After all, he could simply sulk through the entire contract and provide nothing, if Mou pisses him off. Which would be a big waste of 12 million.
To be fair, even as a straight man, that's how I would look and smile at Zlatan.
Happy he's back. Need his personality and professionalism in that dressing room.
Any idea when he's due back with the first team?
Brilliant news! I'll be ordering my shirt now thank you very much