Zlatan Ibrahimovic |United Player | See the thread in the United Forum

[Rado_N]

Welcome to the world of idioms.

 

[GJNJ]

He arrived by plane mate, not by boat...

EDIT: my shit joke beaten by another. Looks like i also missed the boat...

I'm not proud of it but i couldn't stop my fingers from typing.

 

[Raoul]

Any chance of his plane going the scenic route over Ukraine?

So basically you'd like him to die by way of his flight being shot out of the sky by a missile ?

 

[Randall Flagg]

So basically you'd like him to die by way of his flight being shot out of the sky by a missile ?

yes it was a serious post

 

[Raoul]

yes it was a serious post

It frankly doesn't matter if it's serious or not. It's completely out of order here.

 

[JB7]

** Terrible fake image is fake **

 

[AndyJ1985]

Any chance of his plane going the scenic route over Ukraine?

Wow, that's an abhorrent thing to joke about.

 

[Nicklas]

Am I really really late to the party with this & if is, it is fake?

That one is fake. Saw it yesterday.

 

[JB7]

That one is fake. Saw it yesterday.

Cheers, assumed as much.

 

[Rado_N]

I don't think our official photographer uses a 1mp camera phone from 2004.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

It's time!

 

[Giggsy PO]

I don't think our official photographer uses a 1mp camera phone from 2004.

It was the Zlatan's stare that ruined otherwise a perfect photo.

 

[izec]

It was the Zlatan's stare that ruined otherwise a perfect photo.

The stare? More like his pose, Zlatan will never stand like a teenager for a picture.

 

[top1whoisman]

I don't think our official photographer uses a 1mp camera phone from 2004.

Then again his main job is to tweet of new signings before the club does

 

[Norris]

Time for a change in Thread Title. Today is Friday after all.

Edit: Never mind

 

[dwd]

I don't think our official photographer uses a 1mp camera phone from 2004.

Not sure. He does love getting wrecked at Wembley, I know that much.

 

[Dobba]

45 minutes after Norwood's tweet 'Sky Sources' break the news about his medical.

They're laughable

 

[AbusementPark]

The stock exchange has no bearing on when we announce stuff. When will this tedious myth end?

From what I'm led to believe we have to notify the NYSE before we can announce the transfer. As we have investors at the club it then gives them time to assess their stocks from the impending new transfer or new commercial deal and they can then decide whether to sell their stocks before or after the event.

 

[Ban]

Zlatan is the only man who was born before his father.

 

[Geordopolous]

Quiet before the storm?

 

[SirAF]

I think my 8 year old might be the ultimate muppett. He was so excited about this signing. And now that it's done, he has already moved onto Pogba

Fecking modern football fans

Good lad

 

[shabin_d_great]

Zlatan to announce we have signed Mikhitaryan and Pogba.. in his press conference..

 

[Ramshock]

have MUTV on, keeping an eye on Zlatan time.

 

[scorgasm]

 

[Boznich]

I just wanted to wait to be sure that this supposed transfer was true before giving my opinion on it.


I'm not happy having recruited him for few reasons.


The first, has been shown by his tweet. Since when a player announces himself to a club, rather than the club itself. Whenever he went, he felt greater than the club and that's an absolute disgrace and a lack of respect.


Secondly, this guy has never excelled in big games, against top opponents and that’s why we need. We can sum up it by strong against the weak and weak against the strong.


And the last, this guy is 34 and what is exactly the club’s philosophy by recuiting him ? Just showing that we’re not good enough to attract a real striker ?


I’m not happy about him. Scoring 50 goals with PSG in this French L1….. I bet he won’t score more than 10 goals this season

Dare to Zlatan !

 

[Cee90]

That's great.

I wonder who pays for that billboard though, surely not the club directly?

It seems pretty unofficial anyway.

 

[Ramshock]

please tell me thats real

 

[fcbforever]

I just wanted to wait to be sure that this supposed transfer was true before giving my opinion on it.


I'm not happy having recruited him for few reasons.


The first, has been shown by his tweet. Since when a player announces himself to a club, rather than the club itself. Whenever he went, he felt greater than the club and that's an absolute disgrace and a lack of respect.


Secondly, this guy has never excelled in big games, against top opponents and that’s why we need. We can sum up it by strong against the weak and weak against the strong.


And the last, this guy is 34 and what is exactly the club’s philosophy by recuiting him ? Just showing that we’re not good enough to attract a real striker ?


I’m not happy about him. Scoring 50 goals with PSG in this French L1….. I bet he won’t score more than 10 goals this season

Expect a shitstorm. I agree though. But got a shitstorm myself for it.

 

[Ramshock]

Same day as Giggsy leaving, by design or chance?

 

[Rado_N]

Surely not real?

 

[Attila]

Any chance of his plane going the scenic route over Ukraine?

 

[FC Ronaldo]

The Mata Chopper is out. Peak muppet season is upon us lads.

 

[Ramshock]

Any chance of his plane going the scenic route over Ukraine?

dafuq?

 

[Stobzilla]

The Mata Chopper is out. Peak muppet season is upon us lads.

feck me, Ed's laid it all on today, Jet for MickeyTerryAnne and now the Matacopter for Zlatan.

 

[Lennon7]

Surely not real?

Nah no chance. Don't they have paid ads up on that billboard? Unless United paid for it of course

 

[Sir A1ex]

Surely not real?

I'm tempted to walk home that way to check...

 

[Sir A1ex]

Nah no chance. Don't they have paid ads up on that billboard? Unless United paid for it of course

Well yeah, all ads are paid, including the famous "Welcome" Tevez ones.

Bu I'm pretty sure this one is fake.

 

[Pexbo]

Any chance of his plane going the scenic route over Ukraine?

You been drinking?

 

[Lennon7]

The Mata Chopper is out. Peak muppet season is upon us lads.

Wonder where that view is from. Spectacular.
Might be those weird looking apartments with the canopy things on top?

 

[soap]

I just wanted to wait to be sure that this supposed transfer was true before giving my opinion on it.


I'm not happy having recruited him for few reasons.


The first, has been shown by his tweet. Since when a player announces himself to a club, rather than the club itself. Whenever he went, he felt greater than the club and that's an absolute disgrace and a lack of respect.


Secondly, this guy has never excelled in big games, against top opponents and that’s why we need. We can sum up it by strong against the weak and weak against the strong.


And the last, this guy is 34 and what is exactly the club’s philosophy by recuiting him ? Just showing that we’re not good enough to attract a real striker ?


I’m not happy about him. Scoring 50 goals with PSG in this French L1….. I bet he won’t score more than 10 goals this season

Pretty much my sentiments, although I think we should factor in the lift he could give the rest of the squad even if he doesn't tear up the league in a manner a player of his supposed quality should. Hope I'm wrong.