Television X Factor 2010

You'd get lost in the bread rolls mate.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
 
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

:lol:

It's a shame that wasn't your 5000 post!

:lol:
 
Complete bullshit from Danni
 
Nothing like a tactical cry to tug the heart strings...

What was Simon on about when he said he heard what Mary said on ITV2??
 
Fair play to Mary despite being the better singer she didn't stand a chance against the corrupt judges. But at least she stood up to Simon a few times behind the scenes.

She'll make a few quid for herself now & she'll be happy out at that.
 
they made the right choice, nobody would buy a Mary record not even her closest friends and family

You'd be surprised Boss. She just needs to get Kanye in as producer.
 
they made the right choice, nobody would buy a Mary record not even her closest friends and family

There could be just as big of market out there for the type of music Mary would release than what that Cher one would release, they both got enough votes to get this far when alls said & done.
 
I was shocked at how shit Cher was. And all that crying and looking sad... she just wanted the sympathy vote. What a poor little girl... boo hoo... she's got a massive attitude and is all moody normally but when she wants votes she's fragile and needs help.

Blah blah. Matt or Rebecca should win, Cher out next.
 
I was shocked at how shit Cher was. And all that crying and looking sad... she just wanted the sympathy vote. What a poor little girl... boo hoo... she's got a massive attitude and is all moody normally but when she wants votes she's fragile and needs help.

Blah blah. Matt or Rebecca should win, Cher out next.

The fact the judges get the final say on the bottom two is a vital protection mechanism. It allows them to engineer a situation where they can keep their faves in, even if they're not popular...

Wouldn't be surprised if Mary got more votes than Cher, but there you go.
 
The fact the judges get the final say on the bottom two is a vital protection mechanism. It allows them to engineer a situation where they can keep their faves in, even if they're not popular...

Wouldn't be surprised if Mary got more votes than Cher, but there you go.

I bet Mary did get more votes, Cher isn't very popular.
 
I bet Mary did get more votes, Cher isn't very popular.

It's strange isn't it... We reckon Mary got more votes, which would suggest she's got a bigger fan base, yet the rationale for kicking her out will be that she's not as marketable as she won't be able to get as big a fan base :confused:

Anyway, I really can't put my finger on why I dislike Cher. Strange. She's just irritating, but I don't know why.
 
It's strange isn't it... We reckon Mary got more votes, which would suggest she's got a bigger fan base, yet the rationale for kicking her out will be that she's not as marketable as she won't be able to get as big a fan base :confused:

Anyway, I really can't put my finger on why I dislike Cher. Strange. She's just irritating, but I don't know why.

Very good point.

Cher is a 'controversial' character for this kinda show. It's exactly what a show like this needs esp in the final.
 
Jermain Defoe can barely string a sentence together.
 
There wasn't supposed to be a sing off, cher, Louis, dermot and.xfactor website have all said
 
It's strange isn't it... We reckon Mary got more votes, which would suggest she's got a bigger fan base, yet the rationale for kicking her out will be that she's not as marketable as she won't be able to get as big a fan base :confused:

Anyway, I really can't put my finger on why I dislike Cher. Strange. She's just irritating, but I don't know why.

In England perhaps but Cher would do alot better in the US than Mary would.
 
It's strange isn't it... We reckon Mary got more votes, which would suggest she's got a bigger fan base, yet the rationale for kicking her out will be that she's not as marketable as she won't be able to get as big a fan base :confused:

Anyway, I really can't put my finger on why I dislike Cher. Strange. She's just irritating, but I don't know why.

The sort of people who like Mary are not the same people who watch or vote on a show like this usually.

With Cher, it's usually teen girls who drain their credit to keep their favourite acts in.
Mary overall is probably more popular, but Cher's fans are the ones who are the voters.
 
The sort of people who like Mary are not the same people who watch or vote on a show like this usually.

With Cher, it's usually teen girls who drain their credit to keep their favourite acts in.
Mary overall is probably more popular, but Cher's fans are the ones who are the voters.


Teen girls are draining their credit to One Direction if anything.