To be fair, they get the clips and images off them after they've passed the audition
Television X Factor 2009
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To be fair, they get the clips and images off them after they've passed the audition
Ah right, didn't know that.
Having just watched someone prat rap incredibly badly, I thought about what I would have rapped had I been up there..
So judges many thanks for giving me the place to prove -
I'm not a waste of space now I have a place inside the nations tube -
So Dani, I admire you girl, and I love the way that you -
struggle on through every show tryna get your face to move -
and Cheryl you are fit girl, I can't take that away from you -
and I know you have a talent but I'm struggling to place it...hmmm -
cos Girls Aloud were on a show like this and it created you -
and now your on another show and Simon Cowell made it too -
so he basically created you and now you have to face it's true -
A puppet on his lap, a waste of space and you're a racist too -
and then there's bitty Louis Walsh, full of shit and truly false -
who wouldn't know talent if it jumped up and chewed his balls -
and who's only claim to fame as far as I see it mate -
is to get some Irish lads to stand up when the key is changed -
and then we have the Antichrist, destroyer of our brain cells -
the most despicable persona since Hitler came to raise hell -
with a serpent smile promising a taste of the rainbow -
destroying our culture with 10 types of the same show -
I shy away from Pop glory, it's certainly not for me -
and I know I won't progress because I haven't got a sob story -
Bitches!
...I think that would've gone down quite well
So judges many thanks for giving me the place to prove -
I'm not a waste of space now I have a place inside the nations tube -
So Dani, I admire you girl, and I love the way that you -
struggle on through every show tryna get your face to move -
and Cheryl you are fit girl, I can't take that away from you -
and I know you have a talent but I'm struggling to place it...hmmm -
cos Girls Aloud were on a show like this and it created you -
and now your on another show and Simon Cowell made it too -
so he basically created you and now you have to face it's true -
A puppet on his lap, a waste of space and you're a racist too -
and then there's bitty Louis Walsh, full of shit and truly false -
who wouldn't know talent if it jumped up and chewed his balls -
and who's only claim to fame as far as I see it mate -
is to get some Irish lads to stand up when the key is changed -
and then we have the Antichrist, destroyer of our brain cells -
the most despicable persona since Hitler came to raise hell -
with a serpent smile promising a taste of the rainbow -
destroying our culture with 10 types of the same show -
I shy away from Pop glory, it's certainly not for me -
and I know I won't progress because I haven't got a sob story -
Bitches!
...I think that would've gone down quite well
Stick to the "10 things I noticed..." Mockey 
you know it's sick blud...trust
Well it's hard to know just by reading it.
Do a recording and upload it, I'm sure i'll sound great.
Do a recording and upload it, I'm sure i'll sound great.
what the feck was that
The fact you insulted Cheryl means it's crap.
That woman with the dog should be in a mental institute.
Most of them should, to be fair. I'm convinced that the majority of the 'funny' auditionees are mentally retarded.
Why is Cheryl a racist? What did I miss?
She is incredibly fit though, see her stand up yesterday? Nice tight dress showing off her arse. Lovely.
She is incredibly fit though, see her stand up yesterday? Nice tight dress showing off her arse. Lovely.
Ethan!
the scott lad from middlesbrough who apparently hasn't been out of the house for 7 years tours the pubs and clubs of the north east!
As predictable as it was: its a fecking joke that them Irish lads got through, they were absolutely shite and they only got through cos they're Irish, Louis is a knob.
Too right, they are absolute crap.
Louis - "I see something that none of the other judges do"
Yea, the same accent as you, you complete bell end!
Yea, the same accent as you, you complete bell end!
Most annoying little feckers ever......hopefully they will be first out.
Fernando Torres gets through.
Not amused really.
He couldnt sing, but looks like someone who can get votes, so he goes through. He sucked at signing all 3 times.
Cheryl takes a moment, how bloody staged was that
i can safely say i find them detestable.
( but thank god jamie carragher and his scouse sidekick didn't get through )
Christ, why did he little those little twats through. Muppet.
I want that Stacie one to win, she's dumb and hilarious, great voice too!
seems a nice girl though.
there are some good voices in there this year - danyl is excellent when he's not twisting his face around and i can see jamie having loads of fans
I can't see any of the lads/bands winning it anyway. Maybe that young welsh lass or Stacie, but probably an over 25. I usually lose interest by the time the live shows start though, cause there are no stupid auditions anymore.
She is funny im watching ITV 2 she could get the phone to work to tell her Family she is in the live show.
I'm not that bothered by those little twits the other 2 groups were not gonna make it or gonna win. Might aswell put the twits are just for entertainment and so everyone can hate them.
The greek girl Despina Pilavakis's eyes should have won, they were mesmerizing.
And she had hips sculpted by my perverse imagination.
Shame shes left, our affair was brief but yet intense.
And she had hips sculpted by my perverse imagination.
Shame shes left, our affair was brief but yet intense.
Is everyone in agreement that they have ruined it this year by having a live audience at the auditions? Sucked any vestige of amusement or entertainment out of the whole thing - leave that shit to Britains Got Talent
Yeah I didn't like it.
They did a bit. Those lads Danyl and Jamie wouldn't have been nearly as impressive without the live audience. It was a bit daft really. It ruins the excitement of seeing them perform to a live audience in the final 12 a bit.
Lucy the welsh girl to win. Though that is probably cas I fancy the pants off her!!
The twins are so immature, and not remotely likeable. The group section is pretty dire.
I would have put Ethan through rather than Lloyd.
I like Lucie and Joe, and possibly Jamie. I don't like Danyl.
Stacie can sing... But I prefer she be a mum instead of leaving her child for weeks on end.
Daniel or Ollie to win. Cheryls 3 boys are poor.
Just watched the video of those two irish twats singing for Louis and Ronan Keating. Ronan said they looked uncomfortable together and had no chemistry and yet Louis pipes up with "but people will like them" and Ronan's face drops.
If they don't get knocked out first week i'll be really shocked.
If they don't get knocked out first week i'll be really shocked.