Television X Factor 2009

If this show was more of stuff like her and less off the guff I wouldn't moan as much when the missus watches it.
 
This is so fecking fake and contrived that I want to go up there and rip out his skull and spine and parade it around the stage screaming Queen at the top of my voice.
 
This isn't the Fish Factor sunshine, you'd definitely win that.
 
Half of these people must go on because of bets with their mates.
 
They should get back to the original format, because this just isn't working, imo. And there seems to be less auditions in a prog. than there used to be.

The Welsh girl was lovely - apart from her, no one stood out. Worst ep. I've ever seen probably.
 
I only watch the X Factor for the rubbish auditions anyway, I usually stop watching once it gets narrowed down to the good'uns, but they're just not as funny when they've a crowd in front of them cheering them on.

That said, I still enjoy the Xtra Factor, due to Holly Willoughby.
 
They should have a pre-screening. Anyone thats really shit shouldn't get access to the 'famous' judges.

They do, they let the shite ones through for 'entertainment'. The judges already know who the good ones are before they meet them. Why do you think in the build-up to their audition they have clips of them at work and stuff telling you about their dead end job, etc... They know all about them.