Wot, no transfers?
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Ibrahimovic gives us a false hope 
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The good news is that Real are off our backs for a while because surely De Gea is now worth over 120 million.
Probably. I just don't see the need for the drama and meltdown.
How do i do F5 on a mac?
I suppose everyone has known since Mourinho's conference this morning, so the news should be fairly well digested by even the most ardent muppets by now. It is obviously disappointing, as we're going into the season with one hand tied behind our backs and little prospect of improvement relative to last year, but it is what it is. No point crying over spilt milk etc etc let's just beat Leicester.
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Don't use mac, buy a nokia. Phil Jones and Smalling love it, according to Dilib Be Prun.
The transfer market is really interesting at the moment! When I was a lad in the early to late 90's if United wanted a player we'd get them; the smaller clubs would bow down and accept they couldn't stop the great Man United getting their prized asset! Even teams like Tottenham. Now there is so much money at all the clubs, there's no need for them to sell! It makes more sense keeping them, staying in the league and reaping the Premier League prize money!
10 games where we park our team bus to look forward to.
Being forth the I hate Ibra threads!Ibrahimovic gives us a false hope
This deadline day is nearly as boring as our pre season games...
I laughed when I first saw this thread title. Can't believe that we failed to sign a single player all these weeks later.
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Nothing is happening now. We need top make a good start to the season, otherwise morale will plummet.
The biggest disappointment of this transfer window : NO FLIGHT TRACKING.
There. I feel better now after shouting my biggest disappointment in caps lock.
There. I feel better now after shouting my biggest disappointment in caps lock.
London to Manchester is well connected by Trains.
What's this football thing everyone is talking about?
got about 15-20 ,minutes before we need to hear quality rumours or it's not happening
It is so wrong to close the window waaaay before August 31th when in all other countries it goes longer. If we had 22 more days transfers would definitely happen.
Command + Control + Media Eject just to be on the safe side.
Spurs have done nothing, Chelsea have massively down graded their keeper and upgraded their midfield, pool could be better but saying Fulham wolves and Everton will challenge for top 4 because spent a few million is ridiculous
But... private jets and helicopters...
Is there literally nothing? Not even the scent of a rumour about anyone?
Perhaps Woody is too busy trying to stuff £90m of £50 notes into suitcases and waiting for his cab to Leicester to arrive?
Perhaps Woody is too busy trying to stuff £90m of £50 notes into suitcases and waiting for his cab to Leicester to arrive?
“No deal is better than a bad deal”
Our transfer strategy, not Brexit.
Our transfer strategy, not Brexit.
What a disappointment.
I'm actually confused, did Fulham sign any players that would even suggest they'll be in the top half of the table? I know Wolves are pretty decent but Fulham??
So.... Woodward actually fecked it....
A Private Jet just landed at Manchester Airport...
Nah, he's probably masturbating furiously over a rotavator our new agriculture sponsors gave him.
I wouldn't say Chelsea haven't massively downgraded their 'kepa'.
Although it's too early to tell, I feel Liverpool and City have done good business.
It parked in the Falcona Private Jets hangar...
They spent 105m net I saw on Twitter... guaranteed title challenge !
Poor SSN they're trying so hard to turn Deadline Day into something special.
Oh shit that's double our net spend so they are sure to get double the amount of points this season.
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