Nice WUM attempt!
Calm the feck down mate, you seem to be getting very wound up over what ought to be a pretty mild, hypothetical discussion about re-signing Chicharito. We get that you don't rate him, but football is a subjective thing, and others could see a role for him here - providing the context was right (i.e. he was happy to take a supporting role). I'm absolutely fine with your opinion on him as a player, what I have an issue with is your apparent incredulity that anybody could think differently.
Again chill - listen to the tone of that statement?! Again can I reiterate that most of us are just saying that *if* he had now changed his mind about being prepared to be a back-up striker then he could be useful to us. You and others repeatedly saying 'he doesn't want to be a bench option' like you are in his head just closes down the discussion based on something that you don't actually know to be fact.
Nope, that's what you're saying! I think it was relevant in that both players had excellent seasons the season before last, and disappointing seasons last year.
No, you have that back to front. What is happening is that some people are discussing a 'what if' scenario, and others are shutting that down by saying that scenario is impossible - based on something Hernandez said 2 years ago. I do fully understand that viewpoint and concede that it is perhaps more likely, but there really is no point to this or any other thread if we are going to take that approach. The first reply to the OP might as well have just said "Close the thread, Hernandez stated 2 years ago that he didn't want to sit on the bench therefore there is no further call for debate", but the reality is that a million different things could have happened to change his mind in that time so it's valid (imho) for us to speculate in the name of a bit of lighthearted football discussion.
It's not weird for someone from a different country to use Euros, of course it isn't, but in the context of this thread - and the initial tweet which instigated it - the only price that has ever been quoted and discussed has been £13 million, so in the midst of a rant about why it would be a terrible idea to re-sign Hernandez to casually sling in "for 15 million", with no currency attached, could be seen as being a subtle little way to boost your argument on the sly. Journalists do this sort of thing all the time if they want to artificially inflate (or decrease) a players value to suit the tenor of their piece.