Yeah, we've got our fair share of ugly feckers aswell.As much as Pepe, Bale and Modric would feck shit down for your lot
Who's hot? Who's not? (spoiler, Richie De Laet is not)
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Don't we all!!
Phil Jones over Falcao and De Gea
I actually spat tea all over my laptop when I saw that. What a disgrace!
-10/10
Really, we need the opinion of the women of the Caf here.
@Melvyn
@DomesticTadpole
@Red_devil_
@Penna
@jojojo
Others? I bet Damien can help.
RVP should be top 5 easily. Just look at the man
Hendo?
Yep. Not seeing the attractiveness.
He looks gormless as hell, can't imagine how anyone would find that attractive. A bit like Carrick, though if our No. managed to close his mouth every once in a while on the pitch I might be able to start to grasp why he's in such a high position on this list.
As for so many people slating poor Jones: yes, we know his thousand faces but what if these women only saw a very carefully selected picture? Like this one:
Is it just me or do they look alike. Jones and this guy?
Minus the chin
And we all know how much the Americans know their football. I mean, soccer. I bet the majority were just given one photo of the players to make the judgment.
Er...who cares?
I hadn't paid attention to the '-10', I thought you were saying the opposite.
Somewhat relieved, I can tell ya! 131 replies in 36 hours, over 10.000 views... The Caf cares!!
I'm surprised that Emre Can and Pellé didn't make the hot XI. Those guys are hunks!
If Buttner was still here he would have definitely been in the not hot selection
Oh don't get me started. How on earth RvP is not even making top 5 at least among that lot! And Peter Crouch way ahead of DDG?? WTF.. Says a lot about those American women's taste. LOL
Someone isn't seriously thinking Jordan Henderson is anything other than poor looking? He looks like he has a coat hanger in his mouth.
He's no Maldini
He's no Maldini
And Peter Crouch looks like an ugly stick insect
Maybe the Yanks like Wallace and Gromit.
WHAT NO ANGEL DI MARIA IN HOT XI??
Yeah, I don't see 'it' with him either. I don't think Blind's all that either.
His hair's great though. But cut it low (the true test) and he doesn't look special. van Persie all day, from our squad.It's a false representation, because it's sorted into position. Caulker made the top 11, but Navas was 12th.
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It would appear that I have a very different taste in men to women.
Yeah, I don't see 'it' with him either. I don't think Blind's all that either.
It's a false representation, because it's sorted into position. Caulker made the top 11, but Navas was 12th.
Blind is really ugly. He looks like an efit of "the perfect man" made by putting a load of features deemed attractive that actually ends up looking like Frankensteins monster.
Makes me wonder just how closely his parents were related
Both equally adorable
Mmmmm 50 shades of De Gea
In the " who has been hit under the chin with a shovel " contest perhaps.How is Gerrard 24th
Seriously , no RVP? He's glorious