You take it back.He's gorgeous especially when he saves our ass.
Who's hot? Who's not? (spoiler, Richie De Laet is not)
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Cheers! Had no idea vi1lain was a woman though. Mind blown.
QQ hasn't been around much lately.
Really?
she's been pretty open about it.a few of them haven't been on in months
Yeah dunno, must have evaded me!Really?
a few of them haven't been on in months
They've left to protest the departure of Weaste, I think.
Courtois is higher at 167th and he looks a bit like the baddie from Lazy Town
Right, a bit.
How is Charlie Austin named on there....??
Really?
a few of them haven't been on in months
Damo, stop flirting with Frenchies in gay threads! I need your ass in the poker thread, man!Ohh I'll take a look see later. American women decided ha. For football players hotness should be decided by performance on the pitch. If they haven't seen them play it's total nonsense.
The feck! Let Damo flirt with me you Spanish bastard.
Besic should be there too.
It's an american list, full of players 185 tall with a sensible look. The Channing Tatum type. The captain awesome from Chuck type. Nothing special really.
Cech ranked higher for Chelsea than Fabregas
Well when you put it like that
LVG is an ugly bastard, there's no denying it. Steve Bruce looks like the son of a BlobFish that mated with Pat Butcher and he gets fatter every year. I used to love Brucey, but he's the epitome of a former sportsman that's let himself go. If you ask a kid what sport he used to be involved in, they'd probably say Sumo. If his team are in a relegation scrap in 2018 he's likely to explode like the dude in Big Trouble In Little China.
I find it hard to rate these men as they are all so much younger than me. That Navas has nice eyes, if it helps.
That Navas has nice eyes, if it helps.Oh come on Penna, don't tell me thisI find it hard to rate these men as they are all so much younger than me.
isn't doing anything for you?!
This is the rankings from 1-10 in images...this completely baffles me, to the point that surely some of these only their mothers could have voted for them...what is wrong with America!!
1. Giroud
2. Vergini
3. James
4. Konchesky
5. Shackell
6. Pieters
7. Schneiderlin
8. Chadli
9. Clark
10. Foster
2. Vergini
3. James
4. Konchesky
5. Shackell
6. Pieters
7. Schneiderlin
8. Chadli
9. Clark
10. Foster
Vergini doesnt quite pull off the Giroud hairstyle
Ben Foster was obviously chosen before Valdes arrived
This is the rankings from 1-10 in images...this completely baffles me, to the point that surely some of these only their mothers could have voted for them...what is wrong with America!!
1. Giroud
2. Vergini
3. James
4. Konchesky
5. Shackell
6. Pieters
7. Schneiderlin
8. Chadli
9. Clark
10. Foster
Well if there is one thing that I have realized as a straight man is that I totally fail at predicting which men are attractive for women and which aren't. It's almost always when one of my female friends say that they find some star or guy hot I almost all the time think it's a weird choice.
To be fair, Konchesky now has hair and looks a completely different person to your pic there.
oh he may have hair and look totally different, but this is based on whether they are good looking...and he is not
i'm going to america right now, their women must be blind and/or desperate, both of which put them firmly within the realms of 'my type'
It obviously doesn't help if you intentionally choose bad pictures of them. Even I can see why women find these 10 attractive.This is the rankings from 1-10 in images...this completely baffles me, to the point that surely some of these only their mothers could have voted for them...what is wrong with America!!
1. Giroud
2. Vergini
3. James
4. Konchesky
5. Shackell
6. Pieters
7. Schneiderlin
8. Chadli
9. Clark
10. Foster
Even Konchesky?
If you have a British accent and don't look like a scouser you could walk into a bar at mid afternoon on a Wednesday and still pull.
It's probably his eyes. I've noticed a fair few of those in the top 10 have very blue eyes. It probably helps that he looks like a bit of a thug, women love a dangerous man.Even Konchesky?
Just admit you have a crush on him Mogget.It's probably his eyes. I've noticed a fair few of those in the top 10 have very blue eyes. It probably helps that he looks like a bit of a thug, women love a dangerous man.
Well I bat for the other side, but Valdes is alright!
Must be the same for us gays then!! I don't get that list at all!!
I have to admit Giroud is very pleasant on the eye. Id do.
Hello.
By that logic, Messi and Maradona are among the hottest men ever to have played football.
Outrageous that De Laet is on the "ugly sod" list.
Also, the Caf ridiculously overrates Mata and - in particular - De Gea. In the interest of science I asked a woman sitting next to me just now: "Goofy" is how she described Dave. She thought he looked like a cartoon character. Definitely not hot.
She agreed that De Laet should be on the "ugly sod" list, though. So, feck her - narrow minded cow.
Also, the Caf ridiculously overrates Mata and - in particular - De Gea. In the interest of science I asked a woman sitting next to me just now: "Goofy" is how she described Dave. She thought he looked like a cartoon character. Definitely not hot.
She agreed that De Laet should be on the "ugly sod" list, though. So, feck her - narrow minded cow.
Is there a "looks like a ******/shark" list? If so Rodgers would top it.