Who's hot? Who's not? (spoiler, Richie De Laet is not)

In a world where Padma Lakshmi ends up with Salman Rushdie, nothing really surprises me and by the way can't take any list without Graziano Pelle seriously.
 
limerickcitykid said:
Why does everyone on here find Falcao attractive? He looks about 50 half of the time and he has no neck. His hair is greasy as feck too.
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I don't get it either. Also the man love for Blind and Mata is over the top. RvP by far our handsomest player in my opinion, confirmed by my girlfriend. And American women, apparently.
 
Damien said:
United and Liverpool players overall ranks:

Jordan Henderson (Liverpool) - 13th
Dejan Lovren (Liverpool) - 17th
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) - 24th
Robin van Persie (Manchester United) - 25th
Glen Johnson (Liverpool) - 27th
Juan Mata (Manchester United) - 53rd
Simon Mignolet (Liverpool) - 55th
Adam Lallana (Liverpool) - 59th
Javier Manquillo (Liverpool) - 63rd
Brad Jones (Liverpool) - 66th
Rickie Lambert (Liverpool) - 74th
Anders Lindegaard (Manchester United) - 82nd
Phil Coutinho (Liverpool) - 92nd
Michael Carrick (Manchester United) - 108th
Jonny Evans (Manchester United) - 127th
Paddy McNair (Manchester United) - 130th
----- Peter Crouch 131st -----
Phil Jones (Manchester United) - 138th
Ashley Young (Manchester United) - 176th
Radamel Falcao (Manchester United) - 181st
Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) - 184th
David de Gea (Manchester United) - 190th
Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) - 191st
Martin Skrtel (Liverpool) - 193rd
Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) - 199th
Marcos Rojo (Manchester United) - 209th
Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) - 229th
Chris Smalling (Manchester United) - 235th
Alberto Moreno (Liverpool) - 237th
----- Jonjo Shelvey 239th -----
Angel di Maria (Manchester United) - 292nd
Mario Balotelli (Liverpool) - 296th
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Can and Blind?!?!
 
duffer said:
De Gea is kinda odd looking. Rooney, Di Maria and Smalling are proper, legit fugly.

Blind and Mata are dreamy, I can't deny it.

You've absolutely got the ugliest manager in the league as well. He makes Steve Bruce look like a model.
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Can't argue with this :lol:
 
To be fair if they showed the women a picture then that method is extremely flawed. I've seen pictures of women who look like supermodels in some pictures where in reality they look like a gone off potato!
 
RedRevenge said:
To be fair if they showed the women a picture then that method is extremely flawed. I've seen pictures of women who look like supermodels in some pictures where in reality they look like a gone off potato!
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Good point, probably showed random American women a Panini sticker album of this years teams.
Also don't find Mata that hot, he's too scruffy and short... i'm just saying.
 
RedRevenge said:
To be fair if they showed the women a picture then that method is extremely flawed. I've seen pictures of women who look like supermodels in some pictures where in reality they look like a gone off potato!
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So would you say that the good looking team is generally good looking whilst the ugly team is generally ugly?
 
Still not as shocking as the FIFA World XI.

Di Maria needs to step it up, being below Lord Voldemort is poor sport from him.
 
With Begovic, Sorensen, Pieters and Bojan I'm convinced Mark Hughes) the Prem's sexiest manager) is building himself a squad of porn stars.
 
De Gea looks like a fecking llama, how are people questioning his rank
 
Let me take the opportunity to close this thread: Emre Can.
 
Dumbstar said:
Let me take the opportunity to close this thread: Emre Can.
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No sign of Flanaghan and Shelvey in the not XI, corrupt list!!

Di Maria and Lescott the only non Gingers/Africans in the not XI! Racists!!!!

Paul Konchesky :lol::lol::lol:
 
Wednesday at Stoke said:
In a world where Padma Lakshmi ends up with Salman Rushdie, nothing really surprises me and by the way can't take any list without Graziano Pelle seriously.
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Smooth guy as footballers go:

“Italians in particular were known for being people with charm, style and class,” Pellè told me with eyes that were as bright as his hair. “There was a lot of respect, especially for women. The man would always keep the door open for her in a restaurant. He would look in the eyes of his date, not on his phone. I wish those days would come back. Now everybody looks at dumb reality soaps or practically lives on social media.”

Unabashedly, completely without embarrassment, he reveals how he celebrates the monthly anniversary of his relationship with his girlfriend, Viktoria. After the first month he bought her a hundred roses, after two months he bought her a cake with their picture on it and after nine months a piece of fruit with a chocolate No9 on top of it. “I never forget these kind of things,” he says.

With a smile he recalls when Viktoria texted him one morning complaining he had forgot about their eight-months anniversary and did not care about her any more. The striker replied: ‘Clearly you are still in bed’. In the bathroom mirror he had written a declaration of his love … with her lipstick. On Valentine’s Day he took her out to the restaurant of Amsterdam’s fancy Amstel Hotel but sent a friend to get nuggets from McDonalds and let the cook put it on her plate alongside a rose because it was her favourite dish.
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limerickcitykid said:
Why does everyone on here find Falcao attractive? He looks about 50 half of the time and he has no neck. His hair is greasy as feck too.
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Yeah, my mrs thinks he looks somewhere between drug lord and sex offender.

Blind however... :drool:
 
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