Who's hot? Who's not? (spoiler, Richie De Laet is not)

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Ahead of Valentines Day on Saturday, a panel of American women have created a list of the top 300 hottest players in the Premier League, with Giroud topping the list ahead of Sunderland's Santiago Vergini and Leicester's Matty James.

Burnley apparently have the best-looking squad overall, with Liverpool in second ahead of third-placed Arsenal and Stoke, who take the final Champions League place.

At the other end of the table, Newcastle, Swansea and West Brom have the least attractive squads, according to the 250 women surveyed by Paddy Power, with Joleon Lescott, Gerhard Tremmell and Sadio Mané taking the 298th, 299th and 300th spots in the individual Hot or Not list.

Hot XI: Ben Foster, Santiago Vergini, Jason Shackell, Erik Pieters, Paul Konchesky, Jesus Navas, Morgan Schneiderlin, Matty James, Nacer Chadli, Charlie Austin, Olivier Giroud.

Not Hot XI: Gerhard Tremmel, Ritchie De Laet, James Collins, Joleon Lescott, Aly Cissokho, Angel Di Maria, Cheick Tiote, Stephen Quinn, Saido Mane, Mario Balotelli, Marouane Chamakh.

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Here are a few of the 'best' finds of the research.
. 18-21 year olds love Tom Huddlestone, but don't like the look of Tim Krul
. Over 60s dislike Marouanne Chamakh
. Divorcees love Danny Ings
. Single women prefer Liverpool players
. Widowers hate Aly Cissokho...and Aston Villa players generally
. Women with the lowest education levels fancy Paul Konchesky
. Those with the highest levels of education prefer Arsenal players
. Redheads liked Paul Konchesky but not the Hull squad
. Women who didn't care about their weight fancied Alexis Sanchez
. Those wanting to gain weight liked the look of the Chelsea squad

A spokesperson from Burnley FC said: "I'm sure the lads will all be flattered when they hear the news."
 
No Pelle or Blind. Can't take that hot XI seriously.
 
Did they survey 300 players?
a panel of American women have created a list of the top 300 hottest players in the Premier League

Joleon Lescott, Gerhard Tremmell and Sadio Mané taking the 298th, 299th and 300th spots in the individual Hot or Not list

Gerhard Tremmel, Ritchie De Laet, James Collins, Joleon Lescott, Aly Cissokho, Angel Di Maria, Cheick Tiote, Stephen Quinn, Saido Mane, Mario Balotelli, Marouane Chamakh.
 
United and Liverpool players overall ranks:

Jordan Henderson (Liverpool) - 13th
Dejan Lovren (Liverpool) - 17th
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) - 24th
Robin van Persie (Manchester United) - 25th
Glen Johnson (Liverpool) - 27th
Juan Mata (Manchester United) - 53rd
Simon Mignolet (Liverpool) - 55th
Adam Lallana (Liverpool) - 59th
Javier Manquillo (Liverpool) - 63rd
Brad Jones (Liverpool) - 66th
Rickie Lambert (Liverpool) - 74th
Anders Lindegaard (Manchester United) - 82nd
Phil Coutinho (Liverpool) - 92nd
Michael Carrick (Manchester United) - 108th
Jonny Evans (Manchester United) - 127th
Paddy McNair (Manchester United) - 130th

----- Peter Crouch 131st -----
Phil Jones (Manchester United) - 138th
Ashley Young (Manchester United) - 176th
Radamel Falcao (Manchester United) - 181st

Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) - 184th
David de Gea (Manchester United) - 190th
Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) - 191st

Martin Skrtel (Liverpool) - 193rd
Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) - 199th
Marcos Rojo (Manchester United) - 209th

Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) - 229th
Chris Smalling (Manchester United) - 235th
Alberto Moreno (Liverpool) - 237th
----- Jonjo Shelvey 239th -----
Angel di Maria (Manchester United) - 292nd
Mario Balotelli (Liverpool) - 296th
 
United and Liverpool players overall ranks:

Jordan Henderson (Liverpool) - 13th
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) - 24th
:lol: And Phil Jones is more attractive than Falcao. American women are clearly insane.

They only picked 300 players from the league. Blind wasn't one of them.

I like this one: "Bisexual women thought that Rio Ferdinand was the Premier League's least attractive footballer"
 
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Johnson ahead of Mata :lol:
Blind not even in the list :lol::lol:
Henderson is the hottest in United + Liverpool squads :nervous:

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those women

Edit: and yes, Jones ahead of Falcao and DDG. Unbelievable
 
Women with the lowest education levels fancy Paul Konchesky

Skinhead who looks like he's just stepped out of prison after assaulting the girlfriend of his sixth kid. Yeah this is pretty damn accurate.
 
United and Liverpool players overall ranks:

Jordan Henderson (Liverpool) - 13th
Dejan Lovren (Liverpool) - 17th
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) - 24th
Robin van Persie (Manchester United) - 25th
Glen Johnson (Liverpool) - 27th
Juan Mata (Manchester United) - 53rd
Simon Mignolet (Liverpool) - 55th
Adam Lallana (Liverpool) - 59th
Javier Manquillo (Liverpool) - 63rd
Brad Jones (Liverpool) - 66th
Rickie Lambert (Liverpool) - 74th
Anders Lindegaard (Manchester United) - 82nd
Phil Coutinho (Liverpool) - 92nd
Michael Carrick (Manchester United) - 108th
Jonny Evans (Manchester United) - 127th
Paddy McNair (Manchester United) - 130th

----- Peter Crouch 131st -----
Phil Jones (Manchester United) - 138th
Ashley Young (Manchester United) - 176th
Radamel Falcao (Manchester United) - 181st

Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) - 184th
David de Gea (Manchester United) - 190th
Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) - 191st

Martin Skrtel (Liverpool) - 193rd
Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) - 199th
Marcos Rojo (Manchester United) - 209th

Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) - 229th
Chris Smalling (Manchester United) - 235th
Alberto Moreno (Liverpool) - 237th
----- Jonjo Shelvey 239th -----
Angel di Maria (Manchester United) - 292nd
Mario Balotelli (Liverpool) - 296th

How on earth is Gerrard considered attractive by women? :eek:
 
Robin van Persie unlucky not to be in the hot XI. We need to sign Hummels to advance on this list.

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Brad Jones is gorgeous and Valdes is ugly.

They didn't even ask about Valdes. Seems they only asked about two goalkeepers from each club: Mignolet (55th), Jones (66th), Lindegaard (82nd), de Gea (190th)

There's something very wrong about that. Even Crouch is ahead of de Gea ffs.
 
Newcastles women topped a poll of the biggest slags in the country as well. No wonder all the ugly bastards sign for them. Peter Beardsley is the poster child for the Geordie male, so I'm told.
 
De Gea is kinda odd looking. Rooney, Di Maria and Smalling are proper, legit fugly.

Blind and Mata are dreamy, I can't deny it.

You've absolutely got the ugliest manager in the league as well. He makes Steve Bruce look like a model.